A spoof poem about homework (an adapted funny ancient poem)

1. Adapted from a funny ancient poem, if you don't take a shower in the spring sleep, mosquitoes will bite everywhere, and even with the insecticide, mosquitoes can't run away.

So the foot of my bed lit up, Li Bai opened the window and the fat woman was climbing the window. Li Bai saw it and picked up the AK gun.

Li Bai didn't pay for the boat, but suddenly he heard that the boat was leaking, and the Peach Blossom Lake was deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed. Li Bai went to get a haircut, but he shaved it all without paying the shopkeeper.

Thousands of miles of warblers are singing green and reflecting red, and the fruit of every village in Shuicun was blown deaf. In the Southern Dynasty, it was bombed in 480, and many towers were scrapped.

With such a bright line at the foot of my bed, Li Bai opened the window and there was a sea of fire outside. He rushed to the attic, smoking more and more, and rushing to the worse door.

I insist that the roast duck won't relax, its roots are in the grass, and I can't stand it. The dragon wagged its tail and dug a hole in the ground, once in Mexico.

Sleep in spring without taking a bath, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and come to the mosquito control team at night. Where did the mosquito go?

When the moon sets and it rains all over the sky, all the fishing fires in Jiangfeng are extinguished. Hanshan Temple outside Gusu repairs clocks at midnight.

At the beginning of life, a sex idiot got zero for cheating in the exam. Dad found out how to fuck him with that kitchen knife, but he couldn't. What should I do? What should I do with that AK? What should I do? What should I do if he calls the emperor? What should I do if I jump off a building to find a bump man? What should I do? Cold salad!

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. I study, you make trouble, I take exams, you peek, I eat, I peek, and I see two rotten eggs.

2. spoof 300 ancient poems, roosters soak hens.

The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain.

I don't understand in class, all because of old things.

The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose.

Life is China's, and death is China's soul.

It is impossible for me to learn English.

I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English.

My unqualified language shows my character even more.

The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math.

English is not qualified because I am patriotic.

Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.

Going to school every day is even more worrying, and teachers can't do without lectures;

Listening to me is like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time;

I want revenge for my homework, which I have foolishly completed;

Time flies like an arrow, but the sun and the moon don't fly.

Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in.

Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school.

Year after year, this meaning hates lingering.

Classmates are classmates, so fly separately after school, even for one day ~ ...

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world?

Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.

The sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper.

3. Recommend some poems about "spoofing" 1, ask what the world is like, and teach people to hit their heads against trees.

2. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves are more turbulent with each generation. 3. When riding the world of mortals and laughing, chickens fly and dogs jump.

4. If she just turns her head and smiles, a hundred spells and eunuchs will be eclipsed in the sixth house. For a threesome, someone must smoke. I don't have to smoke other people's cigarettes, and others don't have to ask me for cigarettes. Smoking relieves loneliness and smokes when you are lonely. That's all.

6. The rooster soaked the hen repeatedly. The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain.

I don't understand in class, all because of old things. The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose.

Life is China's, and death is China's soul. It is impossible for me to learn English.

I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English. My unqualified language shows my character even more.

The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math. English is not qualified because I am patriotic.

Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table. You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.

Going to school every day is even more worrying, and teachers can't do without lectures; Listening to me is like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time; I want revenge for my homework, which I have foolishly completed; Time flies like an arrow, but the sun and the moon don't fly. Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in.

Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school. Year after year, this meaning hates lingering.

Classmates are classmates. Fly separately as soon as school is over, all day. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world? Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.

The sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper.

4. What are the sentences with more spit homework?

1, dark clouds crush the city, and works suppress everyone.

2, the wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the homework is gone forever.

There is a lot of homework. The brand-new exercise book was finished in less than two days.

4. Homework presses down on me like a hill, which makes me breathless. Ah, homework, why are you torturing me like this?

No one has died in life since ancient times, and we will continue to do our homework in the afterlife.

6. It's twelve o'clock on the wall clock, but I'm still doing my homework under the electric light. Learn English several times, and you can't do less homework. There are many assignments in science, art and social minor courses. I moved my pen wearily and listened to the tick of the wall clock. Homework never seems to be finished. I don't understand why the teacher is so cruel and left so much homework. Why don't they try it themselves?

7. Alas, there are so many homework like stars in the sky!

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light that I am doing my homework. Until, holding up my cup, I asked Mingyue that I was doing my homework. I sat up critically ill and didn't do my homework today.

9. I moved my pen wearily and listened to the tick of the wall clock. Homework never seems to be finished. I don't understand why the teacher is so cruel and left so much homework. Why don't they write it themselves?

10, the dense homework blinded me and my hands were deformed.

1 1, be an excellent person and do your homework when you are alive and dead.

12, the wall clock on the wall has reached twelve o'clock, but I am still doing my homework under the electric light. Learn English several times, and you can't do less homework. There are many assignments in science, art and social minor courses.

13, the dense text blinded me and my hand was deformed.

14, teenagers don't work hard, but the boss does his homework.

15. Modern teachers are skilled in martial arts and can throw darts. Teaching is a magic weapon, either homework or exams. The discipline in the class is really good. Can't talk, can't laugh. If the student dares to shout loudly, call his parents at once.

16, ahem, dear homework, what time do you want me to go to bed tomorrow morning?

5. Regarding the adaptation of the funny poem 1, Lang said that Bao was once divided, but who can tell Qin! Doing business today is as good as a ghost, and my heart is hanging in the air.

I remember there was a party by the river last spring. I visited again today, but I didn't see my bosom friend.

But it hurts to see a piece of land. I don't want to hit anyone! All smiles are friends, but it's hard to find a bosom friend. 4. Snobbish is snobbish, who will gently repeat the confidant! Boya will not die in the clock, which is an eternal miracle. 5, wealth and five more spring dreams, fame and fortune.

At present, the flesh and blood is not true, and love becomes hate. Don't wear a gold cangue around your neck, and don't lock the jade.

There is a pure wish to get rid of the hubbub and be happy with the scenery. 6. Insert the young crops into Noda and look down at the water.

Six clean squares are meters (roads), and retrogression is progress. 7. It's not that friends don't get together. When do friends get together? If I had known that I was heartless after death, I hooked love before I died.

8. Killing his wife, Wuqi, is so ignorant that it hurts and is ridiculous. Look at Zhuang Sheng's drums and pots. Carefree is my teacher.

9. Turtles used to bully frogs in wells, and Dapeng spread its wings all over the world. A strong man has a strong hand. Don't brag to others.

10, I cover it, you cover it, you cover it with felt. If you have money, I will help you. If I have no money, I will use your money.

You hold my feet when going up the hill, and I carry you when going down the hill. I will be your husband when I have a son, and sleep with me when you have a daughter.

When you swear by this, I will die after you; When I broke my oath, you died before me. 1 1, I'm happy to take advantage, but I'm depressed.

No deal, no loss, no joy and no sorrow. 12, know the world, don't open your mouth, just nod in front of people.

If you don't even nod your head, you won't worry or worry all your life. 13, Xiang Tuo used to be Confucius' teacher, but Gong Jing turned his back on Zi Zhan. Be modest first, and learn endlessly.

14, gain year, delay year; Have happiness, and joy. Everything is always in the sky, so why bother?

Don't worry about width, don't worry about narrowness. I don't know whether it is prosperous and useless in ancient and modern times.

Jingu bustling fundus dust, Huaiyin career front to blood. At the Lintong meeting, bile disappeared, and Xiao Sheng in Danyang County was completely lost.

The arrival of weak grass is better than spring flowers, full of pure gold and pure iron. Freedom and happiness are cheap, but you don't know the taste until you get old. You can live for a long time without wearing or eating.

15, Zhou Gongwei rumors day, when Wang Mang was humble to corporal. If you die that year, who knows the truth of your life! 16, fame is never heard, right and wrong are always clear.

I believe people for a while. 17, the ancestral system is detailed, and Li Yu is peaceful for a hundred years.

White eyes are unreasonable and stubborn, and there are many accidents. 18, 5. Ye Ming is peaceful. Is there any more intense dispute with Xiang Jun? Say that Yao and Shun are the law, serve Yizhou and help others to be wise.

All the old ministers live in scattered places because of the new law. Look back at the old man in the comfort zone, and satirize Du Ziyin in Tianjin first.

19, the article says that it is natural, and it is biased towards evil knowledge. It is true that arguing that tungsten punishment is not the right way and eating bait by mistake.

Seek your own ambition before you die, and your own ambition after you die. Seeing the dead child's Yin handcuffed, I knew justice was clear.

20, life has been known for its arrogance, and death is still hypocritical and deceptive. Wu left no good words, but floating words.

The fields fled to an empty house, said Millennium Chen Gen, young crops. I have to worry about adding snow to my temples all night because I didn't see it myself.

2 1, contrast between good and evil, see the pros and cons; Stop people from doing evil and persuade people to do good. 22. The wind and the phoenix are homesick, inviting them to travel around the world and asking them to burn. I didn't know what to do when I didn't meet Xi. Why go to Sishang now? 23, there are beautiful women in the boudoir, the room is close to me, why do you have to be a mandarin duck, and your jaw is stubborn! 24, Phoenix Phoenix from my habitat, I want to enjoy the tail forever.

Friendship and harmony, but my wings fly high at night, and my thoughts make me sad. 25, the night is quiet and the moon is full, please let the wind and Zhejiang drain the forest.

Zhu Xian's slow promotion of lovesickness is not a matter of not playing with his bosom friends. 26. It's autumn when it comes, and it's autumn when it comes to spring.

Upstairs, you can't move for eight thousand miles. There are countless green hills, countless white clouds and countless green waters.

It's rare to be 70 years old in life. Count how many degrees time can come! 27. The peaks are green and the pavilions on the clouds are monasteries. No one spoke on the railing all day, and the cold spring was full of flowers.

28, apricot blossoms and red rain, pear blossoms and white snow, ashamed of short pavilions and long roads. There are thousands of volumes in the chest, and the words are eternal. There are many mistakes in Fang Xin's Confucian crown.

29, Dong Jun also returned home, spent all over the floor. Xiao Qing doesn't need to be busy when there is a road, so he wears sandals to go home.

30. Adventure through the Qin Pass, trudge along the Yangtze River, and rugged Wan Li to Qiantang. Life is short, the treasure has a seal, and every word dares to touch my emperor.

3 1, if you can't be famous, you will eat the neighborhood. Return the purple robe to your hometown, and return to your hometown with all your clothes on.

32. In the past, Sima Feng Yang Tong became emperor today. If all articles meet the Lord, fame will come sooner or later.

33. There is no way at dawn, and there is a short flame lamp before the wind. I'm afraid I can't become a monk, but I'm afraid I'll lose a monk if I gain something.

34. There was Meng Changjun in the State of Qi, and evil was strong in the town of Jin. The five elements are partial to me, and I want to ask about the stars.

35. The sharp grass is tied around the waist and lingers in the pot. If you meet Tang Sanzang again, you will take off your clothes in the future.

36. Sweet dumplings are sacrificed to Qu Yuan every year. Today, the monk is getting married. How much do you know about full house, which comes first, life or death? 37. The teeth ring in winter and winter, and the official rows are on both sides; Rebecca's life and death case, the mastermind of Dongyue.

38. Stay with Qu Yuan's delicious zongzi and try your best to participate in the dragon boat race. Since then, the umbilical cord has been broken, and there is no need to meet again in the afterlife.

39. Haven't you ever been stupid? You can't escape being ugly. We agree to persuade people to return to the good road, which is the accumulation of negative work in calculation.

40. The mountains are beautiful and the geese are warm and dry. The eastern suburbs gradually feel that flowers are for the eyes, and the south is vaguely grass and buds.

Willow on the embankment, no crow hides, find it.

6. Humorous sentences describing too much homework 1, too much homework like a dog, no friends around, look up at your eyes and look at single dog in the mirror.

2. Anyone who has more homework can play cards. "A pair of Chinese papers!" "Don't!" "I want it! Four English papers have exploded! " "I can't afford it, keep walking!" "Three historical volumes and one political volume!" "Still don't!" "A bunch of math papers, and I signed up!" "Two comprehensive papers, Fried king! 3. "How much homework is there? ""not much, it only takes more than an hour to write the name "4. Chinese is difficult, math is difficult, physics is poor, history is poor, English is boring, chemistry is not good, politics is boring, physical education is tired, there are too many homework, too many papers and poor grades. Damn it, our youth is ruined like this! There are a lot of homework in life, so I realized the truth of life: homework is your wife or husband who comes home, and the teacher is equivalent to your parents-in-law. If you don't love well, you will be tortured to death by their hard thoughts.

I will hurt you, homework. 6, we are not afraid of expeditions, Qianshan is nothing, there are many Chinese homework, and there are many math homework! Genghis Khan was scared to death when he saw his homework. Do more homework, do more homework, do more homework! Although we have few activities, we have a lot of homework. If you want to find a school, choose this one, attend more classes and have fewer holidays.

8. Life in senior three is boring, and the process is not as easy as expected. Homework is as high as a mountain, and physical and mental exhaustion is another day. Stick to the end, the sun is always after the storm.

9. I can accept more homework, but I don't want to watch it. 10, there is a lot of homework, so I have to cry and write.