Humorous sentences describing weight gain.

1. Your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

Although my face is fat, I am very happy to be a bridesmaid for the last time.

I love gluttony before I know it, and I feel fat after I know it.

People are dumbfounded because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.

My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."

6. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Grow faster, grow faster."

Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

8. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

9. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

10. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

1. Fat people's greatest happiness is to get fat after eating too much.

2. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

3. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner, and being short of money.

My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I'm not thin.

Every big weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

6. There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

7. While eating, while eating, I feel that my face is not fat.

8. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

9. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

10. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

1. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

I like people who treat me well when I am fat, and I will repay you when I am thin.

4. Bite the muscles in your cheeks while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

6. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

7. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

8. The face is fat several times, and it is only when you look at the fat face that you are blessed, and strive to make your life more complete.