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A particularly sad and heartbreaking sentence: I'm sorry, I didn't expect that my greetings to you would be an interruption.

1. I hope this second is our world and reincarnation is by your side.

2. The reason why distance is scary is because you don’t know whether the other person misses you or forgets you.

3. The kind of songs you hear, the kind of articles you read, the kind of words you write, and the kind of people you meet depend on the kind of person you are. You can hear healing songs, see warm articles, write stubborn words, and meet the right person; you will believe in those words that have become outdated such as faith, warmth, dreams, and persistence; it’s because you are like this people.

4. The most scary thing about distance is that you don’t know whether that person is missing you or has forgotten you.

5. The most romantic thing is to go to the supermarket together, choose life with you, and then go home with a full future.

6. I also have a proud heart, but I am willing to put myself very low. .

7. The cruelty of love can be explained in one sentence. Love is deep and lonely. Pain makes people mature. Strong people will realize the true meaning of love, while fragile people will only develop resentment.

8. I am not greedy, I only have a small wish that you will always be in my life.

9. I wish I was just a child who would laugh when given a candy and cry when I fell down. There is no need to pretend beyond recognition, no need to suppress your feelings, smile and say it doesn’t matter, but often the happier you smile, the more pain you feel in your heart.

10. It is better to spread the sand that cannot be held, just like those people who died in memory.

11. No contact, no longing, the last hope has been wiped out, the heart is tired, does it hurt? don't know.

12. Watch other people’s stories and shed your own tears.

13. The so-called maturity means that you should have cried or made trouble, but you chose to remain silent and smile.

14. If you love a flower, let it bloom with it; if you love a person, let him wander with him.

15. You don’t know my existence even if I disappear; you can’t see my pain even if I cry; you can’t see my dedication even if I give up.

16. Sometimes, the person you choose to spend your whole life with will always get off halfway. The person you identify with wholeheartedly is actually the most half-hearted. So whether it’s love or marriage, you really don’t choose it yourself. Everyone's own choices are often unreliable. The lover who can truly stay with you for a lifetime is the one you keep. It goes on unconsciously. Every day is lived.

17. I learned to drink strong alcohol into my throat without letting my thoughts slip even a little bit, just like I am used to the fact that most of the people I love don’t love me back.

18. The past has become so bleak, how can I stay there forever.

19. Please forget her. I love you.

21. I don’t want to hear any more explanations, my heart can no longer bear it.

22. I'm sorry, I didn't expect that my greetings to you would be an interruption.

23. If you are good to me, I will naturally be good to you. It's that simple.

24. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will always be waiting for you. No matter when or where you are, you know there is such a person.

25. Loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

26. Before we broke up, my note to her was about him, but after we broke up, it became that.

27. I suddenly feel sad. Maybe I need a word of comfort.

28. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow cleanly from your fingers.

29. Knowing your heart Without me, I can never achieve what you want, but I can't help but let you see the truest me and hide the injured me.

30. Some people are destined to be irreplaceable, and some memories are destined to be irreplaceable.

31. My world is changing for you little by little, but you haven’t noticed that the promise is still not worth the time.

32. In this life, he will never see such beautiful frost flowers again.

33. You are too generous, giving me the song of years, but you are too stingy, leaving me unable to love you.

34. You make my life full of affection, love, and tears.

35. Thank you for not holding back. I won’t like you anymore in the future. Please stay well.

36. Don’t compare me with anyone. I am not anyone’s shadow, let alone anyone’s substitute.

37. I am used to feeling uncomfortable, used to missing you, used to waiting for you, but I have never gotten used to not being able to see you.

38. The smell of you is my biggest drug addiction.

39. Die in the sunshine, die surrounded by the most splendid surroundings, with your heart full of joy but till the end. Never expected classic quotations

1. My life is full of regrets. I think of running under the sunset that day. It was my lost youth.

2. This sad orchid finger is indeed extraordinary and must be the clue.

3. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

4. Is it because I am afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him.

5. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, and Thunder Man are now possessed by their souls.

6. I am such a good young man with comprehensive development of moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic education.

7. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

8. Manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty.

9. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I would meet true love in the toilet.

10. I believe that it won’t be long before I get a promotion and a salary increase, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I'm still a little excited.

11. Mongolian Navy: Our journey is the sea of ??stars

12. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I I want it, I want it, I want it, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want it, I want it.

13. A fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

14. We are going to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

15. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would pass away on his own initiative, but this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

16. Zhao Yun almost died by going in and out seven times, you loser! Zhuge Liang suffered from the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire for you, you loser star! Because of you, Zhang Fei was brutally killed by the Great Sword, you loser! Report! General Guan was defeated and sold his city for you, how much did he lose to one of my generals! Report! Luma died in childbirth to repay your Luma's death in childbirth! Cao Jun is coming. Cao Jun is coming for you! The laws of nature really cannot be changed!

17. If you want to rescue the princess, you have to, well, you have to step over my corpse. Can you memorize the lines?

18 , I have no regrets in my life.

19. I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

20. The truth is, once bad news comes, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided.

1. I will get a promotion and a salary increase, become general manager, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life.

2. Actually, once bad news comes, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity.

This is the law of nature, it cannot be avoided!

3. We have to go to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

4. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that...

5. Fatty is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

6. Boy, I want to fight to the death with you

7. This episode is sponsored by the Mongolian Navy. Our journey is across the stars and the sea.

8. As long as you are handsome enough. . So I don't need to do anything. Look how I use these handsome features. Her melancholy temperament easily conquers her. .

9. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

10. Is it because I’m afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him?

11. Could it be that she loves the super cool killing style?

12. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, and Thunder Man are now possessed by their souls.

13. I once won the award for the most perfect peeling of shrimps in the Central Plains. Do you admire me very much? I am such a good boy who has comprehensively discovered moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic education.

14. Well, these are just the tip of my iceberg.

15. Manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty

16. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want it, I want it, bridal chamber, bridal chamber , I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

17. I named this game Zhenhuan RUN

18. Oh my god, how can a boy wear red underwear

19 . My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would take the initiative to pass away. But this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

20. My left fist is as hot as fire, and my right fist is like frost. Just as cold.

21. Give me a pancake with ten eggs

22. If you are not satisfied, I will swallow feces and kill myself

23. Wang Dachui: I A big cross, what the hell? We didn’t even do any special effects, so just typing it was too perfunctory, right?

24. Wang Dachui: How did you see this? Isn’t this name too erotic?

25. This sad orchid finger is indeed extraordinary, it must be the clue

26. Because of you, Zhao Yun almost died seven times in and seven times out, you loser star! Because of you, Zhuge Liang suffered ice and fire. Jiuchongtian, you are a loser! Because of you, Zhang Fei was killed by the Great Sword, you are a loser! Retribution! General Guan was defeated and sold the city for you. How much did one of my generals suffer! You are a loser! Retribution! Luma suffered from dystocia! And I died because of your Luma in childbirth, you are the star of death! Bao! Cao Jun is coming. Because of you, the army of Cao is coming! You star of death!

27. What’s going on with this soap? , I couldn’t help but pick it up, it fell, it fell, it fell, it fell, it fell.

28. In fact, I am mentally retarded and mentally perverted ~ crazy, wasting my youth

29. Please open the door and let's check the water meter. It's true.

30. Mom, I’m going to die, you don’t have to worry about my studies anymore

31. High-end, classy, ??domineering and cool? Wow

32. Should I go to Tsinghua University or Lanxiang University? It’s really hard to decide

33. Since I installed this app, my mother no longer has to worry about my moral integrity

34. Son, I am the daughter of an Arab sheikh. I have four oil fields in my name. This is the pocket money I have saved, which is enough for you to be more than 200 years ahead of others at the starting line...

35. I wake up from a bed of five square centimeters every day and face posters of more than two hundred beautiful maids. However, I do not feel lost because of poverty. I only hope to have a friend with a local surname. . . . . .

36. Don’t mess with me. My dad is a hidden high-ranking official. No matter how many people I have sex with in turn, my dad will keep me safe.

37. Dear Hammer, I didn’t leave you because of money. It was because I suffered from intermittent vascular and nerve headaches, vena cava occlusion caused by varicose veins, open constipation, prostatic intima detachment, trisomy 21 syndrome, and severe secondary disease. I don’t want to drag you down because of this, I hope you find a better person and have a happier life. Goodbye, Hammer!

38. She is a serious cleaning girl, don’t think that you can do whatever you want with a few bad dollars. Wang Dachui: Haha! Why do I feel like I can win it for two hundred yuan.

39. Bai Suzhen, do you dare to agree when I call your name? Dare you! My full name is Suzhen, Montage, Luffy, Kalisler, Haruko Akagi, Alexander Kakashi, Elizabeth. Ah, the name is so long that I can’t remember it at all! Xiaoqing, do you dare to agree when I call you your name? Dare you! My full name is Xiao Liuli, Ai Meng Lian Tears, Bing Xue Shang Li Mo Meng Ai Ying Mo Miao Luo Li Qian Meng Ran Si Shangqing, the name is so long that I can’t remember it! Do you dare to agree when I call you Xu Xian? Dare you! My name is Xu Xian, but I am not a monster!

I never expected the classic Lines:

My name is Wang Dachui, I never expected it

I think of running under the sunset that afternoon, that was my lost youth

Mom! I want to It's melted!

Please taste my fresh flesh

My name is Wang Dachui, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-cost martial arts drama. Isn’t this too low-cost? Which children’s toy sword is it?

It’s already of this quality, but it’s still a shame

You said the quality is poor, but I’m still not convinced Ah you?

It turns out that I use boxing. Nine-Yang Divine Fist sounds awesome. I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

I got a big cross, what the hell? I didn’t even do any special effects, so just typing it was too perfunctory, right?

How did you see this? This name is too erotic Are you done?

Wugui, your sister, I haven’t even taken any action yet!

Hey, can you stop thinking about these weird things?

Now that the enemy has been defeated, I should be able to rescue the princess, right?

It’s totally you, just with a change of clothes, right?

You admit it shamelessly Okay, this crew is too poor, right? Would it be wrong to change the actor?

Why hasn't he shown his love for me yet? Is there another mystery?

What if he You misunderstood me, what should you do if you are not a straight man and fall in love with me? But if you remind me directly

Come on, manager, relax. This nose hair is quite naughty.

No, that's definitely not the case. Maybe this is a symbol of his noble status.

Even a fool with an IQ of only five should understand that I am reminding him that the zipper is not zipped, right? Hey, why doesn't he look at me? Is he afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him?

How to pick up girls...

As long as she is handsome enough! So I don’t need to do anything. Look at how I can easily conquer her with my handsome features and melancholy temperament. )

Sisters! This man is mentally retarded! He’s also a psychopath! Don’t go to him on a blind date! You can’t buy it with two yuan and suffer a loss! You can’t buy it with two yuan and be deceived...

That’s right! I am Wang Dachui, whose talent and character are both outstanding. (Stop on one foot and sit on the bench) Maybe you don’t know me very well, but look (take out certificates one by one), these are my Level 3 Certificate in Abacus Operation (Pendulum) and Level 8 Certificate in Khitan Language ( (Pendu), and my riding certificate (Pull), these are just the tip of the iceberg. Usually I also like to make some small inventions, haer (blowing air at the paper airplane and then flying at the beauty, the paper airplane is inserted into the beauty's head, and then showing the paper frog), small toys and so on. How about it? Isn’t it very interesting?

Put Zhen Chuan’s avatar into an 8×8 square. Players can use the mouse to drag Zhen Chuan’s avatar. As long as there are 3 or more If the same avatars come together, they will disappear and the player will get corresponding points. Players will keep playing in order to get high scores.

His name is Wang Dachui. He is a cute little monster. He usually likes to help the old monster cross the road and so on. Today I am going to collect herbs to treat my mother’s illness. I was really happy to hear that Tang Monk and his party finally succeeded in learning the scriptures. No more worries about being beaten by Sun Wukong.

Classmate Li Tiegen, what exactly is going on in your head? Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp again. The next sentence you wrote is Mulan giving birth to a chick. Chickens are oviparous animals, okay? They also lay eggs! Also, how can "Journey to the West", "Water Margin", "Dream of Red Mansions", and "Daoming Temple" be called F4 together? Have you ever read the Chinese language? Book?F4 refers to, how are Yan Chengxu, Zhou Yimin, Zhu Xiaotian and Wu Jianhao? You go, I can no longer continue to educate you.

Because of you, Zhao Yun almost died seven times in and seven out, you loser star! Because of you, Zhuge Liang suffered the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, you loser star! Because of you, Zhang Fei suffered the great sword, you loser star! Retribution! General Guan was defeated and sold the city. How much did one of our generals suffer for you? To avenge! Lu Ma died in childbirth. For your Lu Ma to die in childbirth. Cao Jun came to attack. For you, Cao Jun attacked! The laws of nature are really true. You can't change it!

If you want to rescue the princess, you have to, well, you have to step over my corpse. Can you memorize the lines?

I have a life without regrets.

I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

Actually, as soon as bad news comes out, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided.

I believe that it won’t be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I'm still a little excited.

Mongolian Navy: Our journey is the sea of ??stars

You saved me, I will marry you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

A fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

We are going to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would pass away on his own initiative, but this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

"Never Expected" is a mini-series co-produced by Youku and Wanhe Tianyi ***, which depicts the story in an exaggerated and humorous way. It tells the story of the Diaosi King Wang Dachui. The plot content is all-encompassing, from current hot topics to classic historical stories. The ridiculing perspective and humorous language are unique.

1. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

2. This sad orchid finger is indeed extraordinary and must be the clue.

3. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

4. Is it because I am afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him.

5. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, and Thunder Man are now possessed by their souls.

6. I am such a good young man with comprehensive development of moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic education.

7. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

8. Manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty.

9. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I would meet true love in the toilet.

10. I believe that it won’t be long before I get a promotion and a salary increase, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I'm still a little excited.

11. Mongolian Navy: Our journey is the sea of ??stars

12. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I I want it, I want it, I want it, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want it, I want it.

13. A fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

14. We are going to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

15. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would pass away on his own initiative, but this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

16. Because of you, Zhao Yun almost died seven times in and seven out, you are a loser! Because of you, Zhuge Liang suffered from the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, you are a loser! For you, Zhang Fei was brutally killed by the Great Sword, you are a loser! Bao! General Guan was defeated and sold the city for you. How much did one of our generals suffer! Bao! Lu Ma died in childbirth. Bao! Cao’s army attacked for your sake. Cao’s army attacked! The laws of nature There really is no way to change it!

17. If you want to rescue the princess, you have to, well, you have to step over my corpse. Can you memorize the lines?

18. I have no regrets in my life.

19. I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

20. The truth is, once bad news comes, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided.

The above lines are compiled and provided by the website Beautiful Sentences. Unexpectedly, after reading this, my emotional intelligence has increased.

1. How many people use "this is the last time" to convince themselves, but they still do the same thing. How many people use "It won't happen again" to encourage themselves, but they still make the same mistake.

2. If you can afford to buy the things you like and go where you want to go, you will not lose the quality of your life because of the coming or leaving of people around you. On the contrary, you will have more fun by spending your own money. Be more confident, that's why you should work harder.

3. If you owe someone, there will be another person to take back. What someone owes you, someone else will pay you back. Whatever you do to someone, whether it is harm or sacrifice, will always be repaid or retaliated by another person. nodes at different times. The ruthlessness and sentimentality of life, the ruthlessness and excess of passion, are generally conserved.

4. “Lack of security is the most common gynecological disease in the world.

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5. If you are rich, you cannot support you for a lifetime. If you are handsome, you cannot show off for a lifetime. Men are used to live, not to compare. Living a good life is truly good. So if you don’t want to be handsome or rich, find someone who can tolerate you. If he can’t tolerate your emotions and shortcomings, what’s the point of having good conditions? In fact, the best days are just when you are making trouble and he is laughing. Live your life with such warmth.

6. If you are not very capable, don’t have too much temper, otherwise you will be in trouble. If you are not very capable, don’t have too much desire, otherwise you will be in pain.

7. There is nothing better than doing three things well: first, knowing how to choose; second, knowing how to persevere; third, knowing how to cherish.

8. Almost all losses are. It starts from the fear of losing. And almost all gains start from losing.

9. Lucky people will know that happiness is not about being rich and successful, or being happy without pain. No matter whether you are happy or sad, you are loved.

10. The right place in life is neither close to money nor close to power, but close to the soul.

11. The world is so. What does it have to do with me? I just want to have my own day, drink tea, read books, listen to music, take a walk, make soup and cook.

12. No one will like it. Loneliness makes people feel more at ease than being hot or cold.

13. Some precious moments in life actually come from trivial things.

14. .Smile is the fermentation of happiness after I see you.

15. If someone hurts you, don’t thank those who hurt you. They did nothing to make you grow. What matters is your reflection and strength. So just be grateful to yourself and the people around you. 16. Being elegant is harder than being reserved. It’s even harder to be reserved. It's easier to be a rogue. But elegance requires years of experience and calmness. 17. What others say and do. It doesn't determine what kind of person you are; what you say and do to others determines what kind of person you are.

18. Do something you don't want to do every day. It is the most precious principle that can enable you to develop the habit of doing your duties seriously without feeling bitter.

19. You have gradually developed the habit of not explaining, and you cannot share many emotions, so you just keep to yourself. Digest. People who understand will understand naturally, but people who don’t understand will still have time lag no matter how much they explain. Some stories can only be told to those who understand.

20. Many people just want to show their sadness to everyone. Sadness. In fact, no one in this world can understand the sadness of another person.

21. There is no secret to growing old together. Just be a little touched when you are in love, and be grateful when you are in a cold war.

22. I really hope that I am a tree, keeping quiet, facing the light, safe, with sensitive nerve endings, touching the flowing clouds and breeze, secretly joyful. The most humble mud is stepping on my feet, which is very solid. Also, I am growing secretly every day.

23. Even if I am small, I still have my life; even if I am small, I still have my family; even if I am small, I still use my freedom. I have enough; when I am satisfied, I am no longer small.

24. What you deliberately look for is often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes in its own time.

25. Sometimes people are like this. No matter how big a problem they encounter, they can endure it and get over it. But when they hear a word of comfort from the person next to them, they are instantly defeated. Later I realized that what you are afraid of is not indifference but sudden tenderness. What you are afraid of is not hardship but the fact that the people around you will feel sorry for you. What you are afraid of is not loneliness but betrayal.

26. I am often too impulsive towards the people I love, and I love to say harsh words, curse, and duplicity.

But in fact, only I know how uncomfortable and miserable I felt after doing these actions. Facts have proved that such a person with a vicious mouth and a soft heart really does not have the upper hand. He has wronged himself and made others disgusted.

27. Those who liked me and treated me well when I was fat will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

28. Each of us understands the big principles better than the other, but what determines most of our joys and sorrows are still some unreasonable little emotions.

29. I am a slow-growing person. I don’t know how stupid I was when I was ten until I was twenty. I don’t know how naive I was when I was twenty until I was thirty. I didn’t know how naive I was when I was thirty until I was forty. Reckless, I didn’t realize the confusion at forty until I was fifty, but all this is a necessary learning process for me in life. I neither regret nor blame others or myself. I just hope that in ten years I will have the courage to look back at this moment. of myself.

30. To love someone is to wait for him to come back before falling asleep no matter how late it is. To love someone is to quickly reach out and touch his forehead when he hears him cough. To love someone is to do what he likes and eat every day. dish. When you love someone, you want to make yourself more beautiful. You want to be noticed by everyone, but you can only be owned by him.

31. Sometimes loneliness is a good thing. As long as a person is capable, see more of the world, walk more, spend time on business, and become the kind of person he likes from the bottom of his heart.

32. The less you read, the more dissatisfied you will be with the environment; the more you read, the more dissatisfied you will be with yourself. People with little education tend to view issues more subjectively and simplistically, and are more likely to complain about everything. Reading more books broadens your horizons and improves your ability to analyze and think about problems. Especially from the experience and analysis of previous people, you increase your ability to judge complex problems, know how to look at problems, and better understand where your own shortcomings are. . What you complain about will tell you how much you have read.

33. I am most afraid that you will be mediocre in your life, but you comfort yourself that being ordinary is valuable.

34. More than half of a person’s core competitiveness comes from non-urgent things: reading, exercising, making friends with wise people, and hobbies.

35. The so-called growing up is to finally realize that the world may not be as beautiful as we imagined when we were children. The people we love and the things we care about may deceive us, or they may If we leave, we may lose our loved ones or be betrayed, but we will still accept all the bad things that we are unwilling to face and live bravely.