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Don't regret that I am not around.

One, opening your mouth is your name, and closing your eyes is your appearance.

You smiled and said that she was a friend, but your eyes were too gentle.

Third, when you meet someone you like, go for it boldly. If you can't catch what you are afraid of, it's important to participate.

Fourth, indifference will exhaust all one's enthusiasm.

5. Only when you have experienced blood injury can you really grow up.

What did you go to so much trouble for? Actually, you don't have to do this.

Give me a test paper about you, and I'll tell you what learning to bully is!

8. All that I once had vanished in a blink of an eye.

Nine, I am most afraid that what I pay is my heart, but what others return is my knife.

Only when you meet someone you like will you become talkative. I don't want to say a word when I meet someone I don't like.

Eleven, make friends! Do you want to start a relationship with me?

Going out to play with friends and where to go have become the most difficult problem in the world.

Thirteen, you don't chase people who are far away, and you can't catch them if you want to go.

14. No one needs another person to complete this life.

Fifteen, reduce dependence and expectation, so that life will be better.

Sixteen, a knife in the heart is the taste that the person you love doesn't love you.

In my dictionary, being content with the status quo means waiting for death.

I want to hug you through the sea of people.

Hey, Sam, don't go. I want to tell you that I have loved you for so long. .

Twenty, don't make me cut my wrists, go on a hunger strike and lose my mind. Do you want to be moved by some horrible TV plot that scares you?

At the age of twenty-one, I finally found the two most liars in the world. 1. Local tyrant: Alas, I really have no money. The second is Xueba: Oh, I'm really blind on this question.

Twenty-two, I don't know what is going back to the shore, I only know that youth has no regrets.

Twenty-three, probably because you are not alone, the company I gave is inconspicuous.

Blue is one of my favorite colors, so I miss the sky and the sea very much.

Twenty-five, people have many faces. What do you know about me?

26. If you are not brave, please come to my arms because of cowardice.

Twenty-seven, the most boring feeling is the attitude of becoming unfamiliar without becoming a stranger.

Twenty-eight, time will help me bear the burden and let my pain fade.

Nothing is as beautiful as your smile.

Thirty, thick nasal sound, swollen eyes, this is the evidence that I loved.

How to compensate for the time I miss you and the way I love you?

Goodbye to those who hurried by my world.

I won't please or compliment. Please forgive me for being mean and heartless.

34. I hope someone will accompany me everywhere in the future.

35. The difference between modern and ancient times. In ancient times, if you met a woman, you would call her a girl. Now, open your mouth and shut your mouth, beauty.

There is nothing we can't beat unless we don't want to win.

Don't regret that I am not around.

Live fish swim against the current. Dead fish will drift with the current.

I saw your smile in the crowd just because it was sunny that day.

Forty, it turns out that the heart can be hurt like this, and it hurts so much that people hate it.

Sentences describing the mood of children when they are not around.

After three days in hospital, the biggest feeling turned out to be that it is a happy thing for brothers and sisters to have more children, and someone is accompanying them to take care of them; The 50-year-old husband in the next bed is too busy and the children are not around. He was found to have a tumor in his lung and had a high fever. It's sad to think about it Get sick quickly. Well, I have to go out to play when I get better.

Sentences describing the mood of children when they are not around.

First, teammates take their mother-in-law to the physical examination, and take the baby to the playground by the way. Throughout the day, the beaver looked for his mother twice. Think of me a little happy, think twice a little disappointed. Sure enough, it is difficult for a mother to adapt to her child's absence.

Second, it's easy to make breakfast without the children around. Keep working out. Keep walking.

Third, I didn't want to go out and take out the fruit that I ate and drank all day, and even bought a small notebook for business trip. It's good to be at home, it's good to stay, it's good to have no children around! It's already caramel, which is very beautiful.

Fourth, it is not enough to have children. If the children are not around, they are basically born in vain, just like people like me ~

These are the construction workers in Haihua Island. They come from all corners of the country, all from outside the province. Some of them have no wives, some have children, and some have wives with children. It is not easy for anyone to make a living. I'm glad to have dinner with them and join their group. Thank you for everything you've done here. You are the most lovely people.

Sixth, summer is over! ! ! ! Cherish the beautiful life without children, and the feeling without children is like flying.

Seven, people will become more and more fragile when they get older. "Happiness has a formula." A parent gave birth to three children, who gave their lives selflessly. All three children are very promising and filial, but they are not working around and are busy with their own careers. When the old man left, an old lady was guarding a big house alone. On the old lady's birthday, all three children had special circumstances, and none of them came to see me, which made me burst into tears.

Eight, I'm in a bad mood today, my taste is bad, and I always want to sleep. I can't believe I fell asleep while my father was video chatting with me. Although he is not with us, I can always feel his concern for us and always say that it is difficult for me to be alone.

Nine, grandma went to town and found a mouse stunned by medicine on the floor of the house. She's really at a loss. She quickly got on the kang and picked up her son, called her mother and waited for her to come back! Sending a wechat to a child's father is like sinking into the sea, never being around when you need it. I really regret sending him a message!

10. It really hurts. I remember the biology teacher said that her husband was not at home when she was going to have a baby, and as a result, her head was not there and she had to have a caesarean section. As a result, her parents hesitated for a long time before agreeing. Of course, the reason is that girls nowadays can't bear hardships ... God, she is a biology teacher.

Eleven, you don't say a word, children don't say a word, it's not beautiful, but a silence is better than sadness, and cool weather is rare. When the child is not around, turn on the mobile phone to search and watch old movies, old movies and old scenes, leaving a tear. Every frame is so beautiful, Brigitte Lin's Dong Fangbubai, Joey Wong's beautiful girl ghost, Maggie Cheung's green snake, Chingmy Yau's gambler, Athena Chu's Xia Zixian daughter.

To be honest, I had a serious talk with my mother before. If I have a chance to have a baby in the future, no matter where I give birth, my mother will wait for me at the door. I don't care whether my husband will come or not, but my mother must come, otherwise I won't give birth. I want to cry when I have a baby without a mother, okay? ! My dad also called me melodramatic, but it turns out that my husband is really useless.

Thirteen, I haven't worked so hard for a long time. When I was preparing for the exam, my husband was on a business trip for a week and a big bag fell on the child's head. He hurriedly drove the baby to the hospital in the middle of the night and refused the CT examination. He comes back to study and review until 1 in the morning. After washing, he wakes up the children every two or three hours in the middle of the night to check whether there is any mental abnormality and take their temperature. He will get up early at 7: 30 tomorrow morning to squeeze the subway and ride his bike to work for an hour.

14. I thought the child was used to his mother's absence, because he seemed to ignore all the phone calls and videos in the club these days. He plays by himself. As a result, he went to the hospital to see me today, fell asleep at night, cried for his mother, insisted on calling and sending videos, and still cried. I ended up playing video with him for 20 minutes. He wanted to sleep, but he didn't want to sleep, so he had to watch me with a video on. Poor me, I can't see my mother, so I can only watch it on my mobile phone. Fortunately, I fell asleep. Baby, I know you miss mom. Be strong. Mom will come back soon! !

Fifteen, so I felt the painful atmosphere of early delivery. I'm just here for fetal monitoring. The woman on the opposite bed cried for a while and it hurt. I'm so scared when I have a baby ~ ~ I'm really scared ~ I'm worried that the boss's wife is not around ~ ~

16. My biggest wish is that one day my children are gone, I have my own home, and then I will keep a cat and a dog, stay with them at home every day, watch TV, cook something delicious and stay quietly.

Seventeen, if you don't give birth, you want me to give birth! I have a problem with spending money! Not tired enough when making money! For the children, yes, but the children are not around. Every time I call grandma, I will only call dad first! Why on earth did you get married?

18. Now parents are all around their children, which invisibly encourages their dependence, and their sense of independence is quite poor. Clothes to reach out, rice to mouth. When you don't like it, your temper comes up, especially for left-behind children. Parents are not around, grandparents don't want to take care of it, so they are willful. This is extremely unfavorable to the growth of children. Parents should pay attention.

Nineteen, the second day of school, I am not used to the days when my children are not around. Do you want to change your lifestyle next year?

Twenty, his wife died early, leaving three children, but when they grew up, they all went abroad and had their own life circle. The child is not around, but fortunately, the old man still has a student who follows him out to wait on him.

Twenty-one, on the way to the corner by car, a few meows came faintly. At first glance, it is actually a little nursing cat. . . Some accidents and anger. I have the heart to abandon it so young. Wrap it in paper towels and send it to an old man's home on the first floor of the community. An old couple and their children are not around, and they have a cat and a dog. The kitten should live well in such a big family. After putting it down, I observed it for a long time. After making sure that the big cat likes the little cat, I finally left with confidence. Suddenly I feel like an unattended child, and my parents are not around, only 30 kilometers away. I only know how to pay. I don't need money. I just need you by my side.

Twenty-two, this moment is really hard in my heart. Will I leave my baby for work? He hasn't left me for a year and four months, and his father is not around all the year round. I just want my children to be accompanied by my mother. Am I really wrong? Who can understand me? Adjust yourself.

Twenty-three. On the first day when the children were away, I slept until 1 1: 00, hahahahahaha, I haven't slept in for a long time.

Twenty-four, in recent days, I have experienced giving birth to children and raising milk. The children are not around and sleep for no more than 5 hours. I once thought I couldn't make it, but when I got up early and saw the sunshine, I felt that I survived, which was not as terrible as I thought.

Twenty-five, I feel empty when I'm not around today. Why don't I have any ideas? It is said that children can't live without their mothers. I feel numb without their baby.

Honey, for me and my baby, you finally decided not to go to Chongqing, saying that the opportunity is rare and you may not lose it in the future, but your wife and children are all your own. If you weren't around when I gave birth, no amount of money could make up for it. You chose me and my children for your family and career. Honey, thank you for your hug. When you have children, we will fight for this family together.

Twenty-seven, the children are not around, and the old couple are free and quiet, but the biggest regret is that eating three meals a day is too simple.

Twenty-eight, the thought of bringing the baby back to China is uncomfortable. I can't bear it. Although I walked to the United States, I still couldn't bear to part with it. I have been helping in the shop these days, and I can't sleep well without my children. This is still in America, and I will be like this for a few days. What if I bring it back?

Twenty-nine, I discovered the fun of the East. Let's come together, but when the children are not around, who always really understands my inner world?

At the age of thirty, our little darling will grin, but dad is not around to watch you. I used to think it was a little scary to have children, but now I feel that life has new vitality and motivation. I will grow up at home and wait for my father to come back.

Thirty-one, I just played video with my sister for forty minutes and called my parents for half an hour. This is probably the longest phone call I have made since I entered school. I feel a sense of comfort. Parents are old and their children are not around. I should bother them more.

Thirty-two years old, how can there be such a person, still taking her children out, not afraid of others to start work with you, what family can she be without her man! You'd better be careful before you come out and climb back!

Thirty-three, failure, my daughter is two and a half years old and has never been around. Now she is unhappy every day and calls: Stop being a mother. My heart is bleeding, a profound reminder: don't be born if you can't afford it. Don't leave your children with the elderly. Children are the responsibility of parents, otherwise you will regret it all your life, and please don't treat children as pets.

Thirty-four, giving birth to a child will really split personality. When he is around, he will yell that he is not around, especially!

Thirty-five, the mother gave birth to her grandmother, the old man gave it to her children at home, the young man was not at home, and her grandparents were sick. , are all delayed. In my opinion, it is more than enough to earn a dollar or two in a big place and a small place. Neither the old man nor the children are around, and they have not taken good care of them. How time flies! Some things wait for no one!

Haha, I don't know why you all called me like children when we first met. Anyway, I was independent while you were away.

Thirty-seven, I don't want to sleep at all I haven't settled down to think about my life for a long time. Not that I don't want to, but that I dare not think. I feel like I'm living a normal life, and I can't say anything wrong. Good food tastes good, and children are obedient. Although my husband is not around, he knows it will hurt people. Why can't he sleep? angry

Compared with my parents' absence, I can eat junk food freely. I prefer the presence of my parents, and I can treat myself as a child.

Thirty-nine, what happens when people are old? Most elderly people should be alone most of the time, and it is even worse without a wife! Children are not around, some are around, and life is not good and they can't take care of them. In an aging society, perhaps, we should pay more attention to the elderly. As a child, you should spend more time taking care of your parents. Nowadays, few children can bear hardships and look for their parents in everything. What have parents become? Servants, even servants. When parents are old, children still let their parents down! One day, when I am old, what will I be like? I can see that it must be miserable and lonely!

Forty, how unlucky I am! In the community, Xiong Haizi, 15 or 16 years old, scraped the door on his bicycle. My parents are not around yet, so I really want to curse. Xiong Haizi is not terrible. What is terrible is Xiong Haizi riding a bicycle.

Forty-one On the first day of mother's training, she laughed with others when she fell, as if she had forgotten the pain. Xiong Haizi, your mother is not around to protect you. You should wrestle less and burn eggs on holidays. Be good. Mom loves you.

Forty-two, let's go alone. You are sick. Your good mood is ruined. Others have children but not your own, but children need company. You can't talk about this all day and treat it differently. Who are you talking about? You didn't see anyone useful, did you? So angry. I did my own thing, and you are still finding fault, okay? Try not to see it in the future.

Forty-three, when I was alone, I used to do whatever I wanted, buy whatever I wanted, eat whatever I wanted, and get hungry if I didn't want to eat. I can't go anywhere now. I have always been a child. I have to wait on a big one when the child is not around. Buy food, clean, deliver meals, and manage the mess at home. Sometimes I don't know why I want to get married or live like this. If only you were free to get married.

For the first time in more than 44 or 20 years, parents feel lonely without children. They send me photos from time to time: bathing the dog ~ taking the dog for a walk ~ sleeping with the dog ~ thanking my brother for staying in school. You are a great benefactor to my dog.

Forty-five, when the mother is actually looking for abuse automatically, when the child is not around, she can only be happy for a while, and the rest of the time is basically thinking about the child. On the first day of business trip, I got enough sleep for the first time in two years, but as long as I am awake, I will miss my children's food, have a good sleep, and take the earliest flight home after training. As long as a woman has children, basically all her actions and thoughts have only one purpose, for the children.

46. Children cannot live without their parents. In fact, I can't live without my children, especially when my parents are not around. Although my daughter is only 5 years old, I regard her as my friend and let her go shopping with me, share delicious food and lie down and chat with me. I won't worry about what I said wrong. I show my true self in front of my daughter. When I am moved, I will cry, get angry and get upset. Besides, I love her endlessly. Love you, baby!

Forty-seven, I was awakened by a dream at six in the morning, but this weekend morning! Someone thought of my idea, but fortunately it was just a dream! Busy work, daily necessities, children, extra time to sleep in, read books, plant flowers and catch a play. Life is full, hard, full and excellent! Although children will be bored to death without them, compared with those, they are within my tolerance! Fortunately, it was just a dream!

Forty-eight, my sudden sadness will make my tears flow uncontrollably ~ I really can't stop it ~ I will cry and digest this bad mood, and I won't bring it to others. The child fell asleep, the husband worked overtime, and the family was not around. Cooperate with me in this sensitive period, and all the emotions here are just right.

49. As you said, the problems that single people have to face. In fact, people who get married are the same. Even if you get married, it is possible that your husband is an asshole, accompanying Xiaosan when both parents are ill in bed. It is also possible that men die before their children are around, and women still have to face the life of left-behind elderly people when they are old, and so on. No matter whether they are single or married, they all face various risks in life. These are unpredictable. Life is like this.

50. I'm fed up with working days, days when my children are not around, days when money is always insufficient, and days when I'm fed up with a pile of fat, so I want to lose weight and come on.

Lovely sentence

1. Brave women are often more beautiful than cowardly women.

2. Throughout his life, it is a process to be a soldier, and beauty and cuteness are easy to understand. While I am still young, I can pay for love without reservation; When I am still ignorant, I can give it to myself; Although I am still naive, I can believe that loving you is a lifelong thing. Please love my youth, my madness and my persistence. Let's talk about a naive love in a young age when we haven't learned how to calculate the world!

Do you know why the line is always busy when you call me? Because I knocked you out.

The strongest triangle in mathematics is precisely the most fragile relationship in emotion.

If you love, life is lovely everywhere. If you hate it, life is hateful everywhere. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere. If you grow, everything can grow. It is not the world that has chosen you, but you have chosen the world. Since there is nowhere to hide, it is better to be silly and happy. Since there is nowhere to run, it is better to be happy. Since there is no pure land, it is better to meditate. Since I didn't get what I wanted, I might as well be relieved. -Feng Zikai

6. If you show half your ass, it doesn't mean that you are sexy, only that your underwear is small.

7. Take a full wallet out for dinner.

8. You must, must, for yourself, for others, for me, live a chic life.

9. Can heartache really be forgotten? Stop pretending.

10. You will always be like a naughty child, light and naughty, cute and funny, with casual sadness in your brow and sentimental eyes, conveying heartfelt affection. Like a clever child who loves to laugh, like a fairy child, lovely, always happy and carefree together, singing and dancing together, inviting you to sing and dance in the moonlight to express your love.

1 1. Face the world in a trance with a lazy mouth.

12. I hope I can catch up with the finale of News Network in my lifetime.

13. The stars make the silent night sky playful and lovely; The chirping of cicadas revives the hot summer days; The spring breeze makes the frozen water surface melt and warm. Your appreciation brushed away the inferiority of the lonely; Your smile healed each other's wounds. Know how to appreciate, learn to smile, warm each other's hearts and dilute the gap between them.

14. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes; If anyone touches my clothes, I'll cut off his hands and feet.

15. I can tolerate that your figure is fake, but

16. I secretly watched you for a day that day. Where did you play paper all day? Why are you so patient?

17. There are only two-hearted women, but no spoony men.

18. Be kind to yourself.

19. Are you free to just talk about Q?

20. Thick eyebrows are raised slightly upward in resistance. Under the long curly eyelashes, there are a pair of clear eyes like morning dew, an English nose, pink lips like rose petals and fair skin.

2 1. Attitude determines everything, and strength defends dignity.

22. His red face sparkles like an apple ripe in September.

23. It is foolish to watch gossip happen, not August 18.

24. Don't be melodramatic in front of me. I'm allergic to that thing.

25. These days, some people are busy being single, while others are busy ending being single.

26. There are too many regrets in life, and the more people grow up, the more lonely they feel.

27. Lovely mountains and rivers, lovely plants, birds and animals, lovely local feelings and sunshine, all of which, together with the quiet courtyard, glow with vitality, happiness and peace! Let's turn the demand for sunshine into gratitude for nature, turn the review of hardships into selfless dedication to society, and treat all life calmly, endlessly and selflessly like sunshine.

28. I am not an ATM. The balance of this month is 0? !

29. When it comes to clothes, there are two ways to wash them, one is to wash them yourself, and the other is to wash them yourself.

30. Getting used to a person, getting used to his temperament, getting used to his loveliness and dislike, and getting used to having him in life are not as easy as giving up coffee or cigarettes and never looking back. However, once you can't get rid of the once affectionate habit, time will gradually get you used to it.

A coquetry sentence

1. Please, she's a girl!

It's annoying to ignore you.

3. No, no, I want it.

If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.

Honey, I'm tired. Go and cook, please!

6. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!

7. You are the fool!

8. You are good or bad, bullying others, huh!

9. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

10. Did you miss anyone today?

1 1. People are unhappy!

12. I just hope you care more!

13. People will never talk to you again!

14. If I were not here, would you like other girls?

15. I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.

16. I'm not with you anymore

17. I hope I love you one day and I can write it backwards.

18. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel something is wrong!