Tell me funny sentences. Why are you covering your face with your butt?

1. Now I think back to when I was in elementary school, I compared teachers to candles, spring silkworms, umbrellas, etc. Have you noticed that no matter how you compare teachers to others, teachers are not human beings.

2. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

3. [Because you are a man, you have another reason not to cry]

4. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on romantic cruises.

5. The life of an ordinary person, no matter how good it is, is still a peach blossom fan. If you hit your head and the blood splashes on the fan, just add a little bit of it and dye it into a peach blossom.

6. The essence of failure is that there is no failure at all, but the conditions for success are temporarily lacking.

7. Why bother to break your throat and pretend to be a crazy and strong hero, like a supporting character who has lost the plot, showing off and ridiculing

8. Women use friendship to reject love, and men use friendship. In exchange for love.

9. Youth and you are so short-lived, but unforgettable

10. It is said that you dream about someone because that person is thinking about you. The pinyin of sleep is shui mian, and the pinyin of insomnia is shi mian. The only difference between the two is the missing u.

11. Don’t be afraid of how far the future is. I will always be by your side.

12. When you are really angry, you don’t cry or make trouble, but you don’t speak.

13. I follow you so stubbornly just so that you can think of me when no one is with you.

14. Your leaving is your loss. What I am waiting for is my tomorrow...--

15. If you love, love boldly, if you don’t love, don’t say love. So, be fine.

16. After meeting you, I feel like I have obtained the most precious treasure in the world, so I don’t have to worry about anything else.

17. Thank you for your unfeeling o?o for letting me learn to give up hope

18. In fact, everyone’s youth is similar, one dream and one cry.

19. You all go and conquer the whole world. I just want to conquer one person’s stomach and heart!

20. Sometimes we are not necessarily listening to music, but listening to music. Listen to your mood.

21. I can’t express how I miss you with just one sentence.