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My daughter got her first salary at work and transferred it to me.

1. I attended a wedding. At the ceremony, the woman's mother said: I hope my daughter will honor her in-laws and be considerate of her husband after she marries. Recently, Mr. Chen's friend got married, and his friend's father said, My son has grown up, and he wants to build a new family. I hope the young couple will have a harmonious life. Before that, the woman's mother thought that when she got married, her daughter was the other person's family, and her in-laws were in charge. The friend's father thinks that marriage means that two people come out of their respective families and have their own homes again, and the young people themselves are the masters. It's good to be filial to your in-laws and considerate to your husband, but it's not "marrying in the past".

second, my daughter has really grown up. I don't want to go home to see my mother at all. I just want to hug my boyfriend like a sloth clinging to a tree? .

Third, I feel my daughter is particularly sensitive, so I chatted with her some time ago. She asked, Mom, can I wear lipstick with you when I grow up? I said: Yes, we will wear lipstick together when you grow up. The daughter giggled. Then I added: When you grow up, my father and I will be old. My daughter was silent at once, with tears in her eyes, and said, I don't want you to get old.

fourth, father loves like a mountain! Only parents can feel your little change. You don't need to say that he can see your hard work and difficulty. Love you, my dear parents, my daughter has grown up. Thank you for your warmth, so that I can remember to hug myself under my strong appearance! ?

Tell me about my daughter when she grows up.

5. I feel that Qiaofeng is more tired than me. For example, every day, she criticizes my little daughter in front of me, then turns around and kowtows to serve her little daughter's son. She says that when she grows up, she will not honor me, but she really likes to take him out of the corner of her eye. That kind of tenderness and concern for him is from her heart.

6. When her daughter grows up, she will take care of herself. I like listening to music with my mother, beating time and stepping on the rhythm; Love singing, practice sentence by sentence until you are satisfied. Recently, she loves to talk, so consider letting her read more ancient poems, so as not to talk too long.

7. If you have a daughter, you must be kind to her. Otherwise, when she grows up, she won't have much sense of security.

8. Sister Niu suddenly asked to sleep in grandma's house, and dad and I were not allowed to move in. A little lost and sad, but I also feel that my daughter has grown up. You can switch modes freely and no longer depend on one person! ?

9. My daughter asked me why the mother always takes care of the children in animation and TV, and my family is my father. I was a little embarrassed and perfunctory because my mother was not good at it. My daughter asked me if my woman grew up and needed a man to do housework and take care of the children, and then she had time to play. I am very embarrassed, saying no, usually inviting people, men are partners, not nannies; Finally, my daughter asked me, mom, what are the women in our family good at? Do they eat a lot? You see, grandma, aunt and you are all good at eating. I'm so embarrassed, because I've really gained weight recently.

ten, a long time ago, she was a little girl, and she was afraid of bugs. Later, when she grew up, she had a daughter, so she seemed to be a fearless hero. She was still afraid when she saw bugs, but she would go forward and kill her crying daughter without changing her face and comfort her.

Xi. I dreamed of my daughter yesterday. My daughter grew up and talked with her father all the time. My father cried for half a night in the dream.

12. I'm already looking forward to Jagger's daughter growing up. I really want to see what these two little angels look like.

XIII. I think I am a mother who is particularly reluctant to let her children grow up. When she grows up, it is too far to go to college, and I am even more afraid of marrying far away. As for my daughter, I think I really love the feeling of doing everything myself, but the biggest thing is that I don't want her to be disgusted. I must be better friends with her. I really love my daughter

14. I have a kind of inexplicable sadness. I want to talk to someone, but I can't find anyone to talk to. I haven't had much time to spend with my parents since I joined the work, and I haven't had time to get in touch with my old feelings. Maybe people are getting lonely as I grow up ... As a daughter, my parents can't accompany them and be filial to them when they are alive, and I feel really guilty, but when their children grow up, they will eventually. Life is sometimes really tired and breathless, but I have no choice but to face it.

15. I have a phobia of choice. What style and color clothes to buy, whether my children are studying in public schools or private schools, whether I want to go out to work or be a housewife, whether my little daughter under one year old has long hair or short hair, whether my sons will build their own houses in the village or go to the county to buy houses in the future, whether to buy a car now, at what price, whether to buy a new car or a used car ...

XVI. In 17 years, I have achieved the small goal I set for 17 years. It makes our life better and better. Baby daughter has grown up day by day. Give yourself a lot of praise from China. Now the goal of 18 years has been set, come on, come on, China! ?

seventeen-and seven-year-old daughter's accusation of pricking her heart, please spend more time with your child, or the child will grow up in the blink of an eye.