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# What's the worst song you've ever heard?

I haven't even heard the songs said by netizens. I said the worst lyrics I have ever heard. Huang Bo's "Past" feels brainwashed and keeps repeating. Is this a composition for primary school?

January has passed

February has passed

March has passed

April has passed

May has passed

June, July and August have passed

September, October, November and December have passed

and then another passage

The day before yesterday has passed

Yesterday has passed.

Share a song "Golden Hoop" by Gong Linna, which made me have a heart attack.

Lyrics:

My grandchild

My grandchild

Going out of Huaguoshan

Ouch

Finding the golden hoop as you wish

Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, and Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar Click

click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click and click. Change

Monkey King, hahaha, babbling

Hahahaha

Monkey King

Ahhh!

ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-

I'll tell you how real I am

Don't ask me how many stars there are

I'll tell you a lot "

-"Tell you softly "

Who can tell me what this lyric means! How high the sun is really related to how much I love you ... I don't know

What's really tiring is the following sentence: "Don't ask me how many stars there are, I'll tell you a lot"

What a good answer! One dares to ask, and the other dares to answer

3. "You are my little apple, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky"

-"Little Apple"

First of all, I don't know why you are my little apple, not a little cherry, a little strawberry ...

Well, let's leave this question alone. The question is why you are like a cloud in the sky again.

I'm really puzzled.

4. "I remember holding hands with you many years ago, and you were too shy to look up and just looked at the stars in the sky"-"Little Town Girl"

Sweat!

If you don't look up, you can see the stars in the sky. You are insulting my IQ! And it doesn't rhyme

5. "If I were a dj, would you love me, would you love me, would you love me?"

-Do you love me if I am a dj

I just want to say: Love you, Ma B!

6. Female: "I don't know what you are thinking"

Male: "You understand!"

female: "I know exactly what you are thinking"

male: "I don't know!"

-18th on the Bund

This is a pair of schizophrenic men and women

7. "Your face in tears reflects the lights of the whole city"

-"Your face in tears"

How old is this girl Bilian?

8. "Little Swallow, wearing a flowered coat"

-"Little Swallow"

You just bully the swallows I have never seen

9. "One for the South Pole

One for the Arctic Ocean

One for hanging in winter

One for hanging at night".

I feel that Houyi's coffin board can't hold down

1. "We hugged back to back"

-"Embrace back to back"

reminds me of kappa

11. "Finally, you became someone else's mistress"

The mistress

actually used "finally".

12. "His big uncle and his second uncle are all his uncles"

-"His big uncle and his second uncle are all his uncles"

Don't say anything, I want to drop my phone and don't want to write! Drunk

13. "The ugly mouse, the ugly cow, the tiger, the hairy rabbit

The dragon, the snake, the afternoon horse, the sheep

The monkey, the chicken, the dog and the pig

These are the twelve zodiac animals" —— "Twelve Zodiacs"

Hehe!

14. "I should be under the car, not in the car"

-"He must love you very much"

It means that you are in the car at the moment, but you shouldn't be in the car. What do you mean by under the car? Fix the tire?

Ah ~ Five Rings-You have one more ring than Four Rings-Ah ...

As it turns out, it's only worse, not the worst ~

Because some people just have no bottom line.

At that time, I began to doubt life after listening to the song of the Five Rings. Is this really the work of human beings who claim to be the soul of all things?

Of course, movies are comedies, and there's nothing wrong with being funny, but this is really low-level. It's better to "You are my little apple ..." Will you die?

with this bottom, everything else is a song, but it still can't stop the physiological reaction of nausea.

I especially hate a song "I am a little bird". The most erotic thing is that he was sung by a big man at the top of his voice. Can you imagine that picture? A seven-foot man, at least 1.4 or above, where is it: "I am a little bird ~ I can't fly high-"A bird is small, so it is wrong to shout like this. A gentleman has a chopstick heart. I sympathize with your fragility, but I beg to differ.

keep going, everyone. Good luck!

I remember a lyric that I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I have always been fearless. I thought, if you really don't care, you sing your mother.

The song "Two Butterflies" was released by Huayi Brothers in 24 and sung by Pang Long. Its characteristic is that there are too many rhymes in the lyrics, and there is no connotation. I don't like rhyming songs, so I think these lyrics are nonsense.

The single "Xi Shua" was released in 25 by Zhang Wei as the lead singer, and its creativity came from the Flower Band. In our feelings, we don't want to have too much suspicion, and everything comes smoothly by feeling. Although there is a playful mood in the song, it is actually no different from nonsense.

Actually, whether the song is good or not is just a personal opinion. A good singer can sing the soul of a song, just like telling a story. Besides "good" and "bad", people usually describe a song with rhythm, beauty, excitement, warmth and depression. What you feel after listening is a matter of opinion. Everyone has his own favorite style and taste. Of course, this is just a personal opinion.

the most discarded ones should be cooked in Jay Chou.

when I saw this problem, I felt an impulse to spit out.

Everyone's aesthetic is different, which leads to the formation of radish and cabbage, and each has his own preference deviation. Therefore, I am curious about how you feel about the following three lyrics.

curry curry

words: Chen Xi

songs: Dong Dongdong

Thailand, Singapore, Indonesia;

curry, bak Kut teh, Indonesian nine-story tower

spa, fireworks, sauna

Coco pine mango

Sabah, Pattaya, hot sunshine

cantaloupe, hops, picturesque scenery

under the night market, seafood rack, swimming pool party

toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot. Durian stinks with fragrant tea

curry, motorcycle pickup, curry, curry, curry, night market, bar; Passionate and fiery

curry curry

Wu (once again)

(curry style)

There is no denying that this song has a catchy tune and a fresh and romantic style. However, after hearing the lyrics, it immediately burst into embarrassing cancer. How poor the imagination and vocabulary of the lyricist are to pile up various nouns like this. This empty and pale meaning is simply the sufficiency of the author's lack of ability.

Song of the Five Rings

Words: Yun-peng Yue

Song: Tanghe/Lv Yuan

I'll drive the car to the five rings, and I'll drive the car to the five rings

Hurry up and drive the car to the five rings, regardless of anything, I just want to drive the five rings

Ah, you have one more ring than the four rings, and the Fifth Ring

Ah, you are more than the five rings. I'm driving on the fifth ring

Finally, one day you will get to the seventh ring. What should you do if you get to the seventh ring? You have two more rings than the fifth ring.

The car has been jammed with dementia, and you have long been used to driving aimlessly.

The fifth ring is still so comfortable. It is always there, and the rotten horn sounds, and the suffering master has been sighing about the style of Beijing. Cars are always lined up on the way to and from work

for life, for dreams and for holiday tickets

Maybe one day we have to go to the Eighth Ring Road

Rest in peace

I'll put a flower basket for you. (Repeat the high-profile part)

How many people know that there are tigers in the mountains

but they prefer to go to the tiger mountain. I clearly know that it never rains but it pours when the five rings are blocked

. I'm not worried

I haven't washed my car all my life

My car is dirty

How calm this cigarette looks

What's the bitter smile here

I spit out a sigh

What else do you want to see

Eat your pancakes in the car

Hurry up and get on the fifth ring

Because maybe you can win first

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My Dad's Pen

Lyrics: Wei Ruxuan &; Chen Yixuan & Zeng Daheng & Jian Ruisong &; Wing

Composer: Wei Ruxuan

I have a pile of pens. One of them is my dad's pen.

Where does my dad's pen go?

ba Mali lives next door.

Brother Mary has my dad's pen.

My dad's my dad's pen. < My pen le my pen le

My pen le my pen le

There is a St. Mary's downstairs in Marley's house

I asked Marley where you are going

ba If you want to go to St. Mary's

Help me buy chocolate

Because I'm constipated

I can't go out and buy a pen

My dad's pen (four times)

My dad. P > My dad's pen was taken by you.

What do you mean you didn't take it and put hot water in your room?

My dad's pen was taken by you.

This is my dad's pen. You Beiqi

My dad told me to buy a pen, so I drove out.

As a result, I was strangled.

I was forced by the truck behind me.

My dad's pen. My dad's pen

.

Are all lyricists so pale now? Is the threshold for writing words low to the heart now? Such a song was written by five people * * *, my God! It's a song spelled by five illiterate people!

If you have any blacklists of lyrics, you can enjoy them with everyone in the comments ...

Special guest of the team: Hurricane Entertainment

Tell me about Jay Chou's songs.

There are many good words in his songs, almost all of which were written by vincent fang, and there are many bad words, almost all of which were written by Jay Chou himself.

Let's look at vincent fang's good words-

vincent fang's words, and-

What words did Jay Chou write?

This is what he wrote-

Don't say that compared with vincent fang, compared with ordinary writers, he also talks a lot more nonsense and has almost no aesthetic feeling.

that's not all.

What's more-

It can't be said that Jay Chou has no talent, otherwise he wouldn't have written so many good melodies, but his talent in lyrics doesn't match his melody. Of course, this can't be forced. Jay Chou is still an absolutely outstanding musician.

there is another word that looks neat at first glance, but it doesn't make sense when you read it carefully. For example, Richie Jen's Sad Pacific. This song sounded cool at that time, and it was still energetic to sing. Many boys liked to sing it.

It's just the lyrics-

There's not a single foreign word, but who can tell me what it is after singing for a long time? Of course, this is not Jay Chou's work.

China's songs pay attention to the lyrics. A good melody is invincible if the lyrics are good. I hope there are more and more such good songs.

I'm Chief Zheng. Welcome attention.