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# What's the worst song you've ever heard?
January has passed
February has passed
March has passed
April has passed
May has passed
June, July and August have passed
September, October, November and December have passed
and then another passage
The day before yesterday has passed
Yesterday has passed.
Share a song "Golden Hoop" by Gong Linna, which made me have a heart attack.
Lyrics:
My grandchild
My grandchild
Going out of Huaguoshan
Ouch
Finding the golden hoop as you wish
Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, and Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar Click
click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click and click. Change
Monkey King, hahaha, babbling
Hahahaha
Monkey King
Ahhh!
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-
I'll tell you how real I am
Don't ask me how many stars there are
I'll tell you a lot "
-"Tell you softly "
Who can tell me what this lyric means! How high the sun is really related to how much I love you ... I don't know
What's really tiring is the following sentence: "Don't ask me how many stars there are, I'll tell you a lot"
What a good answer! One dares to ask, and the other dares to answer
3. "You are my little apple, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky"
-"Little Apple"
First of all, I don't know why you are my little apple, not a little cherry, a little strawberry ...
Well, let's leave this question alone. The question is why you are like a cloud in the sky again.
I'm really puzzled.
4. "I remember holding hands with you many years ago, and you were too shy to look up and just looked at the stars in the sky"-"Little Town Girl"
Sweat!
If you don't look up, you can see the stars in the sky. You are insulting my IQ! And it doesn't rhyme
5. "If I were a dj, would you love me, would you love me, would you love me?"
-Do you love me if I am a dj
I just want to say: Love you, Ma B!
6. Female: "I don't know what you are thinking"
Male: "You understand!"
female: "I know exactly what you are thinking"
male: "I don't know!"
-18th on the Bund
This is a pair of schizophrenic men and women
7. "Your face in tears reflects the lights of the whole city"
-"Your face in tears"
How old is this girl Bilian?
8. "Little Swallow, wearing a flowered coat"
-"Little Swallow"
You just bully the swallows I have never seen
9. "One for the South Pole
One for the Arctic Ocean
One for hanging in winter
One for hanging at night".
I feel that Houyi's coffin board can't hold down
1. "We hugged back to back"
-"Embrace back to back"
reminds me of kappa
11. "Finally, you became someone else's mistress"
The mistress
actually used "finally".
12. "His big uncle and his second uncle are all his uncles"
-"His big uncle and his second uncle are all his uncles"
Don't say anything, I want to drop my phone and don't want to write! Drunk
13. "The ugly mouse, the ugly cow, the tiger, the hairy rabbit
The dragon, the snake, the afternoon horse, the sheep
The monkey, the chicken, the dog and the pig
These are the twelve zodiac animals" —— "Twelve Zodiacs"
Hehe!
14. "I should be under the car, not in the car"
-"He must love you very much"
It means that you are in the car at the moment, but you shouldn't be in the car. What do you mean by under the car? Fix the tire?
Ah ~ Five Rings-You have one more ring than Four Rings-Ah ...
As it turns out, it's only worse, not the worst ~
Because some people just have no bottom line.
At that time, I began to doubt life after listening to the song of the Five Rings. Is this really the work of human beings who claim to be the soul of all things?
Of course, movies are comedies, and there's nothing wrong with being funny, but this is really low-level. It's better to "You are my little apple ..." Will you die?
with this bottom, everything else is a song, but it still can't stop the physiological reaction of nausea.
I especially hate a song "I am a little bird". The most erotic thing is that he was sung by a big man at the top of his voice. Can you imagine that picture? A seven-foot man, at least 1.4 or above, where is it: "I am a little bird ~ I can't fly high-"A bird is small, so it is wrong to shout like this. A gentleman has a chopstick heart. I sympathize with your fragility, but I beg to differ.
keep going, everyone. Good luck!
I remember a lyric that I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I have always been fearless. I thought, if you really don't care, you sing your mother.
The song "Two Butterflies" was released by Huayi Brothers in 24 and sung by Pang Long. Its characteristic is that there are too many rhymes in the lyrics, and there is no connotation. I don't like rhyming songs, so I think these lyrics are nonsense.
The single "Xi Shua" was released in 25 by Zhang Wei as the lead singer, and its creativity came from the Flower Band. In our feelings, we don't want to have too much suspicion, and everything comes smoothly by feeling. Although there is a playful mood in the song, it is actually no different from nonsense.
Actually, whether the song is good or not is just a personal opinion. A good singer can sing the soul of a song, just like telling a story. Besides "good" and "bad", people usually describe a song with rhythm, beauty, excitement, warmth and depression. What you feel after listening is a matter of opinion. Everyone has his own favorite style and taste. Of course, this is just a personal opinion.
the most discarded ones should be cooked in Jay Chou.
when I saw this problem, I felt an impulse to spit out.
Everyone's aesthetic is different, which leads to the formation of radish and cabbage, and each has his own preference deviation. Therefore, I am curious about how you feel about the following three lyrics.
curry curry
words: Chen Xi
songs: Dong Dongdong
Thailand, Singapore, Indonesia;
curry, bak Kut teh, Indonesian nine-story tower
spa, fireworks, sauna
Coco pine mango
Sabah, Pattaya, hot sunshine
cantaloupe, hops, picturesque scenery
under the night market, seafood rack, swimming pool party
toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot. Durian stinks with fragrant tea
curry, motorcycle pickup, curry, curry, curry, night market, bar; Passionate and fiery
curry curry
Wu (once again)
(curry style)
There is no denying that this song has a catchy tune and a fresh and romantic style. However, after hearing the lyrics, it immediately burst into embarrassing cancer. How poor the imagination and vocabulary of the lyricist are to pile up various nouns like this. This empty and pale meaning is simply the sufficiency of the author's lack of ability.
Song of the Five Rings
Words: Yun-peng Yue
Song: Tanghe/Lv Yuan
I'll drive the car to the five rings, and I'll drive the car to the five rings
Hurry up and drive the car to the five rings, regardless of anything, I just want to drive the five rings
Ah, you have one more ring than the four rings, and the Fifth Ring
Ah, you are more than the five rings. I'm driving on the fifth ring
Finally, one day you will get to the seventh ring. What should you do if you get to the seventh ring? You have two more rings than the fifth ring.
The car has been jammed with dementia, and you have long been used to driving aimlessly.
The fifth ring is still so comfortable. It is always there, and the rotten horn sounds, and the suffering master has been sighing about the style of Beijing. Cars are always lined up on the way to and from work
for life, for dreams and for holiday tickets
Maybe one day we have to go to the Eighth Ring Road
Rest in peace
I'll put a flower basket for you. (Repeat the high-profile part)
How many people know that there are tigers in the mountains
but they prefer to go to the tiger mountain. I clearly know that it never rains but it pours when the five rings are blocked
. I'm not worried
I haven't washed my car all my life
My car is dirty
How calm this cigarette looks
What's the bitter smile here
I spit out a sigh
What else do you want to see
Eat your pancakes in the car
Hurry up and get on the fifth ring
Because maybe you can win first
.
My Dad's Pen
Lyrics: Wei Ruxuan &; Chen Yixuan & Zeng Daheng & Jian Ruisong &; Wing
Composer: Wei Ruxuan
I have a pile of pens. One of them is my dad's pen.
Where does my dad's pen go?
ba Mali lives next door.
Brother Mary has my dad's pen.
My dad's my dad's pen. < My pen le my pen le
My pen le my pen le
There is a St. Mary's downstairs in Marley's house
I asked Marley where you are going
ba If you want to go to St. Mary's
Help me buy chocolate
Because I'm constipated
I can't go out and buy a pen
My dad's pen (four times)
My dad. P > My dad's pen was taken by you.
What do you mean you didn't take it and put hot water in your room?
My dad's pen was taken by you.
This is my dad's pen. You Beiqi
My dad told me to buy a pen, so I drove out.
As a result, I was strangled.
I was forced by the truck behind me.
My dad's pen. My dad's pen
.
Are all lyricists so pale now? Is the threshold for writing words low to the heart now? Such a song was written by five people * * *, my God! It's a song spelled by five illiterate people!
If you have any blacklists of lyrics, you can enjoy them with everyone in the comments ...
Special guest of the team: Hurricane Entertainment
Tell me about Jay Chou's songs.
There are many good words in his songs, almost all of which were written by vincent fang, and there are many bad words, almost all of which were written by Jay Chou himself.
Let's look at vincent fang's good words-
vincent fang's words, and-
What words did Jay Chou write?
This is what he wrote-
Don't say that compared with vincent fang, compared with ordinary writers, he also talks a lot more nonsense and has almost no aesthetic feeling.
that's not all.
What's more-
It can't be said that Jay Chou has no talent, otherwise he wouldn't have written so many good melodies, but his talent in lyrics doesn't match his melody. Of course, this can't be forced. Jay Chou is still an absolutely outstanding musician.
there is another word that looks neat at first glance, but it doesn't make sense when you read it carefully. For example, Richie Jen's Sad Pacific. This song sounded cool at that time, and it was still energetic to sing. Many boys liked to sing it.
It's just the lyrics-
There's not a single foreign word, but who can tell me what it is after singing for a long time? Of course, this is not Jay Chou's work.
China's songs pay attention to the lyrics. A good melody is invincible if the lyrics are good. I hope there are more and more such good songs.
I'm Chief Zheng. Welcome attention.
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