What humorous language are there in chatting with girls?

What humorous language are there in chatting with girls?

What humorous language are there in chatting with girls? Nowadays, many boys are shy, and some don't even dare to say hello when they meet girls they like, let alone chat with them. Here are some humorous languages to teach you to chat with girls. Let's learn them together.

What humorous language are there in chatting with girls? 1 1, boring = expectation+guess.

Just like Stephen Chow's funny movies, you watch more than 10 movies every day, and you know all the plots. If you know what the actors are going to do next, how can you find this movie interesting?

2. Humor = unexpected+reasonable.

Humor is related to the way you speak, body language, facial expression, pronunciation, intonation and tone. If you always think that you are a person who lacks humor and self-confidence, then anything that comes out of your mouth will become humorous.

Chat record analysis:

Xiaoming: Have you eaten?

She: Yes.

Is this the answer the girl expects, or what is the answer she expects?

For example: "What are you doing? Are you full? Does it taste good? . "

Right?

Of course, this answer is naturally reasonable for the girl, but Fan Xiao replied, "Do you want to enrich yourself by eating so early?"

Apparently, it was an unexpected answer from a woman. What are you doing? Are you full? Does it taste good? Much more interesting.

I can assure you that when she returned to Fan Xiao, she was thinking about this problem with a shy smile on her face.

Moreover, this answer really puzzled her.

When you can't figure it out, women will never feel bored. They will think in their heads.

By the way, here's a little trick, which is to make women uncertain. When guessing, women can't find boredom even with lanterns.

She replied: No.

When you think about it again, she can usually guess what the answer is.

Yes! Like, "Oh, really? . This boring audit chat.

At this time, Fan Xiao wants to expand the chat topic more humorously. How should he deal with it? At this time, think from the girl's point of view, then return to your own point of view to give the girl an unexpected reply, and flirt with the boys and girls by the way.

Xiao: There should be! Having a full stomach reminds me of the sex of a beast that has been hidden for more than 20 years.

Girlfriend: Are you good or bad?

Here is flirting with her, hehe, which is also an important reason why we like to chat with women. Flirting with women is fun. Chatting with girls is very humorous. Are you starting to feel it now?

How to speak humorous language when chatting with girls? If your question is also what is humor, I think I have already answered it. To put it bluntly, speaking is not old-fashioned, but more interesting. Make everything unexpected and reasonable. If you do this, she will feel:

You're funny.

2. You are humorous

3. You are confident.

4. It was nice chatting with you.

Everything here is enough for women to feel the emotion called attraction to you immediately.

I know many men are afraid to do this in front of the woman they like. Because they are afraid of being rejected by women.

Here, I just want to tell you that I don't want you to be one of "many" men. Once you do what they dare not do, you have a better chance of getting that woman than they do.

Finally, I want to say a question that many people ask me.

Many students ask me the same question, but I don't know how to "cultivate humorous thinking".

Therefore, for these brothers and friends, I have to share with you one of my most commonly used and practical humor skills.

Why did I put it last? Because the reason is simple. Pay attention to the official account of bad boy WeChat, and reply to the trick to learn more about emotions.

I just hope that the last person who really sees it can see it.

Hehe, just kidding. But it's a pity for those friends who give up my article halfway. Good things always come at the end.

Well, I hope you realize:

Humorous thinking is just the opposite of logical reasoning. You can't be humorous when you are formal. Only outside the rules, beyond logic will have a humorous effect.

Pay attention to yourself, and then imagine those illogical, unrealistic and strange things. What you think must not be funny. The key is unrealistic and exaggerated, but reasonable and possible.

It can exercise your brain's humorous thinking and make it easier for you to say humorous words without thinking. The following is a real case of deer emotion expert jj.

Example: SMS WeChat (Humorous Chat)

What are you doing?

She: Shopping (now imagine the scene of girls shopping and start the topic)

Jj: The harvest is lighter than a feather, or more important than Mount Tai (here we use the third-party thinking humor developed by our course professor, and the specific explanation is to reply some unexpected words after thinking from the perspective of girls' situation at that time)

She: I bought a lot of things, which should be heavier than Mount Tai.

Do you need a mason? (The third party thinks humorously. Judging from the girl's situation at that time, her things were very heavy, and then she went back to her own thinking to help her reduce the burden, but she couldn't reply: I'll get it for you. As I said before, humor = unexpected+reasonable)

She: I really need it. I'd better have a car to take me back.

Jj: Walking tractor, the fare for dragging you home is 1 thousand. If you have no money, you can use a kiss instead. Brother, do you understand our humorous chat? )

How to speak humorous language when chatting with girls? Finally, share eight humorous language skills with girls.

1, actively mobilize your sense of humor anytime and anywhere, and develop the habit of deliberately creating a sense of humor anytime and anywhere.

2. Don't pay too much attention to others' responses, otherwise, on the one hand, you will lose the effect of humor itself, on the other hand, it is also a sign of self-distrust. When expressing your humor, you should be confident and proud.

3. Self-defeating humor is not of low value, but a display of self-confidence, optimism, indifference, calmness and wisdom, so it is of high value.

4, when using some humor, we should pay attention to the object and occasion, otherwise it will be considered rude, uneducated, and even worried about our lives.

5. Pay attention to improving "humorous taste". As the juggler said, let's not be Jim Carrey, but pierce brosnan. Humor is not funny or evil. Humor contains wisdom and taste. The technique of improving taste is indirect, obscure and memorable.

6, the stone of other mountains, can work jade. Often go out and chat with all kinds of people, especially those with a sense of humor. Pay attention to their humor skills, remember the jokes they tell that make people around you laugh, and then use them for you.

7. You can prepare some paragraphs in advance. If you want to attend an activity, or go to a place and meet someone, you can do your homework in advance.

8. When picking up girls, the purpose of using humor is not to make jokes, but to show personality, emotions, attitudes and values, influence girls' emotions and lead the conversation.

If you have a conflict with your partner and it is irreparable, don't lose heart. You might as well add an assistant to your emotional teacher and ask her to help you arrange a counselor who is good at solving emotional problems. First analyze the emotional problems and give you professional advice.

What humorous language are there in chatting with girls? 2. Humorous opening remarks when chatting with girls.

What's your sign?

Basically, as long as girls like to study constellations. You ask her what constellation she is, and she will talk to you. Because this topic is girls' favorite topic, you don't understand it, so there is another skill, role-playing. Is that you play the seeker and the girl plays the teacher. You can be her student and ask her questions about the constellation. There is also a kind of psychology. Everyone wants to contribute value to others and recognize that they are better than others. You make the constellation interest girls, and then continue the topic with role-playing skills. It can not only make you talk awkwardly, but also satisfy the girl's psychology of being recognized, and also narrow the distance between you.

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The red color of your mouth is very beautiful, which suits you very well.

When chatting with girls, try to focus on each other instead of paying too much attention to you. When we first met, girls didn't know much about you. Did you attract her? She doesn't want to know you. So girls are suitable, unless you are attractive, so can you. There are many topics around girls. You can label girls and find something to talk about. You can find this label on a girl, such as her lipstick, hair accessories, clothes and earrings. Anything on her can be labeled as a chat. If you find it, you should organize a nice language to say it. Most girls like to be praised. You can try to say it in a compliment sentence. For example, the red color of your mouth looks good and suits you very well. This is a compliment. Girls will be very happy to hear that. They will also think that you know her well and appreciate her. This will naturally leave a good impression on you and continue to chat with you.

You like pets very much. I have one, too.

Generally, when we add a girl, we will visit her circle of friends. If you see a girl's circle of friends and send a lot of photos of her and her pets, it proves that this girl likes pets very much and is a caring girl. It also shows from another level that girls lack love and security, so they keep pets to accompany them. Here is not to explain how to use this to pursue girls, but to talk about how to chat with girls through some points. You can talk about pets with girls and share your opinions. For example, I think you like pets very much, and I have one too. When you start like this, the girl will be very willing to chat with you, because the topic you talk about is her favorite, which makes her feel that you are a channel person and have common interests with you. In addition, girls will be curious and will definitely ask you what pets you have.

In addition, how to continue the topic, teach you a trick, focus on keyword divergent thinking, you can find many topics. You are talking about pets here. What do you think of pets? There will definitely be too many kinds of pets, such as how to keep pets, how to train pets, what they like to eat, whether dogs are obedient or not, and why do you want to keep them? Share your story with your previous pets. If the teacher comes, we can discuss this topic for more than an hour.