Who can give me a joke or a jingle about elephants?

The ant married the elephant, but the elephant died a few days later. The ant was very sad and cried and scolded: Dear, why did you walk in front of me? I don't have to do anything else in my fucking life, so I buried you! ! ! An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed. Little Nutbrown hare saw it and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, I'll trip him! " The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why. The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's go and donate blood to that girl. " Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as that elephant. It is enough to leave him there to draw blood. " On the third day, the rabbit came to the ant and asked, "Is that ya still alive?" The ant said helplessly, "I carried it." It's so heavy that my waist is bent. It fell too hard! " "When an elephant is sick, it should sue ants. The court ruled that ants tripped over elephants for malicious injury and imprisoned them for 6 months. The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to 2 months. Why did you sentence me to six months? "Judge:" The crime of personal injury was sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant was a crime of racial discrimination, plus four months. "So the ant appealed to the High Court:" We are equal to elephants, how can we' discriminate'? Please ask the high court to make a clear judgment, return our innocence and sue the judge for framing. "A few days later, the elephant suddenly died and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and said, "I told it that I was pregnant with its child and it would." "A few days later, the mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, damn it! How unfair the elephant's death is! One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing? The elephant said, "Shh! Be quiet. I will wait for the ant to come, so that I can stir him up and avenge my brother. "As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant scream, so he immediately ran back to see it and met an ant panting on the side of the road. After listening to the ant, the rabbit asked him: I wanted to provoke Lao Zi, but I found it early. It broke your foot! The elephant was sent back to the hospital because the femoral artery was broken. This time, the blood loss is even more, even 80L is not enough. The blood bank is in an emergency, and the only ant that matches the blood type of the elephant has collapsed after the last blood transfusion. (2) Not long after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died of illness. The ant was so sad that he fell on the elephant and began to cry. He cried and said, Why are you walking in front of me? Damn it, I will do nothing in my life except dig a hole and bury you. (3) One day, an ant said something to an elephant, and the elephant fainted. Do you know what this is? The ant said to the elephant, honey, I'm pregnant. The elephant woke up and said a word to the ant. The ant is dizzy. What is this? Hehe, "Honey, let's do it again". Once upon a time there was an ant and an elephant. They are good friends. They often play, eat and bathe together. One day, there was a misunderstanding between the ant and the elephant, and the elephant went after the ant. Ants run, run, run to a pile of sand. The ant got into the sand, showing only one leg. A mouse saw it and asked the ant, "Ant, ant, why are you showing a leg?" "The elephant will see you. You are so stupid. " The ant said angrily, "You are so stupid!" I knocked down the elephant with one leg exposed, you stupid mouse, leave me alone and wait for the show! How can an elephant stand up! "Say that finish, I smiled a few times. In any case, it is impossible, but it is true: ants and elephants are in love. On that day, after meeting the elephant, the ant fell in love at first sight and fell in love with each other deeply. However, under the pressure of the family, ants and elephants can only communicate in secret. On this day, the ant met the elephant again. The ant nestled in the elephant's arms and said, "honey, it's not the way for us to continue like this." We might as well explain our relationship to our families and make it public. Otherwise, you can only sneak around like this. I really can't stand the pain of missing. The elephant sighed and said, "Yes, I have the same idea." I can tell your family directly, and I will object. They will definitely not agree when they see that I am poor. "The ant said," Why don't we elope? " "That won't do. Sooner or later, people will know about us. How's this? Let the newspaper report first, others will be moved by our sincere love, will support us, and the family will be forced to agree. "The elephant thought for a moment and said," That's settled, "said the ant. So, ants and elephants came to the newspaper and explained everything to the reporter fox. Fox is worried about the circulation of newspapers, but he didn't expect business opportunities to come. The fox decorated the night and wrote an article "Love between Ant and Elephant". The next day, the love story was reported on the front page of Animals. The whole animal kingdom is sensational. Moved by the love between ants and elephants. After reading the report, the ant tribe hurriedly held an emergency meeting to discuss this little ant. The old ant said, "I believe everyone has read the report." What do you think of this matter? " The middle-aged ant said, "I strongly disagree. Elephants are disgusting. Last time, if I didn't run fast, I almost got trampled to death. The other ant agreed, and so did I. The elephant was cruel and trampled on my brother-in-law. Sister and brother-in-law were only married for two days, and brother-in-law was trampled to death by that cruel elephant, resulting in sister living alone and crying in the room all day. "... finally, the ants unanimously disapprove of the marriage between the little ant and the elephant. However, despite the opposition of many ants, the little ant resolutely crossed the layers of obstacles and finally married the conscious animal like the elephant. After marriage, the young couple, the ant and the elephant, loved each other and respected each other, never quarreled or blushed. However, the weather is unpredictable and animals are doomed. That day, the elephant was foraging outside. Dozens of ants are busy in a tree on the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the tree off. I was about to fall into the cliff. At this moment, I saw an elephant rushing over and hooked the tree with its nose. The elephant slipped and fell into the cliff. When the elephant woke up from the coma, he was already lying in the first animal hospital, with hundreds of ants beside him, including those he saved. At this time, Dr. Mosquito came and said to the ants, "The elephant bled too much, but there was no blood in the hospital." I hope you can donate blood. "Hearing this, the ants just pulled up their sleeves and asked the doctor to draw blood. Some of them go to collect more ants to donate. Soon, there was a long queue at the hospital gate, and millions of ants were waiting to donate blood. Although, with the help of many ants, the elephant finally died of excessive blood loss at the age of 30. The little ant cried for three days and nights, but it didn't help. The little ant finally picked up the shovel and dug the grave for the elephant. But the little ant dug for 7749 days, which was not enough to bury an elephant's tooth. Digging for another 7749 days, there is not much progress. The little ant can't help complaining, "Dad, why don't you take me away? "We have been married for less than five years, and you have caused me to dig your soul grave for the rest of my life." (6) Ants and elephants go to prostitutes together, and hippos and centipedes in the little red building entertain them. The next day, when the elephant saw the tired and scattered ants, he boasted, "Awesome, I climbed down without going up or down twice, which was very good. You're amazing. You've been having sex all night. You are really an ant among ants. I admire you. " The ant lay on the ground and said sadly, "Shit, I moved my thighs all night, and I haven't finished moving them this morning." There is a new elephant keeper in the zoo. The condition is: let the elephant nod first, then let the elephant shake its head, and then let the elephant jump into the water. If anyone sees it, they will confess. He asked the elephant, "Are you awesome?" The elephant nodded. Ask again: "Do you know me?" Elephants are far away. Suddenly, he took out a knife and stabbed the elephant's ass. The elephant jumped into the water. The director looked at it and said, "That won't do. You should take care of animals. Ok, I'll give you another condition: let the elephant shake its head first, then let the elephant nod, and then let the elephant jump into the water. " After listening to it, he thought, it's quite difficult. He asked the elephant again, "Are you still a cow?" Elephants are far away. Ask again: "Do you know me?" The elephant nodded. Say, "Now you know how to do it!" The elephant jumps at once * jbs. 35. cnzz ~ B9 Once, the elephant saw the camel. He said to the camel, "Hey, why do your breasts grow on your back?" ~ "said the camel," stay away from death! I don't talk to JB's face! "The snake is laughing! The elephant said, "What are you laughing at? A JB on your face is better than a JB on your face! "