Abdominal muscle copywriting circle of friends

Abdominal muscle copywriting circle of friends (selected 48 sentences) 1. When one or two people say I'm ugly, I don't think so, but when more and more people say I'm ugly, I know the seriousness of the matter: now there are more and more liars. 2. The name of the single boy is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it. When I was young, I had an enemy named "someone else's child." He doesn't like playing games. He always only knows how to study. 4. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking. Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, the company will still count you as late. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can. 7. Your parents urge you to get married early, because they know your true level very well, and you can't get along without getting married. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand. 9.06. How do you describe your cooking? You did a good job in the kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first. 10. The knives and forks used by foreigners to eat are simply weak, or our ancestors had the foresight to eat with chopsticks, so that we can free up one hand to play with our mobile phones when eating. 1 1. I am a principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood. 12. Some people may only talk about eating dirt and have a lot of money in their pockets. I am different. When I said eat dirt, I actually drank the northwest wind. 13. Journey to the West tells us that the monster city with background was rescued by the leader, and the one without background was killed by a stick! 14. The same bottle of drinks costs five yuan for a convenience store and sixty yuan for a five-star hotel. Many times, a person's value depends on his position. 15. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world. 16. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back! 17. After ten years of continuous efforts and struggles, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth. 18. The two main reasons why I can't finish my homework are sitting next to me with a mobile phone in my hand. 19. I always feel that I am British when I test Chinese; When I took the English exam, I felt I was from China. I found myself an alien when I took the math exam! When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, at least your judgment is right. 2 1. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. 22. What is choice phobia? Not just because of poverty; What is indecision? Because of cowardice. 23. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? 24. I used to be poor, but I was happy. It's different now. I am not only poor, but also unhappy. 25. It's really boring. Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around. What's wrong with being fat? No money. Why? It is non-mainstream. Why? So I will look up and show you that I am not only short and poor, but also ugly. 27. I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high! 28. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did it. You found someone to wait with. 29. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you. I don't care if my friends are black, because none of them are as black as me. 3 1. Please don't call me by my name during the final exam week, please call me Guo Er! Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up as soon as he got started? I like wasting money very much, but I have no money, so I can only choose to waste time, because time is money. A waste of time is procrastination. You see, I'm procrastinating on the surface, but I'm actually showing off my wealth. 34. Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight? It makes sense that a good memory is better than a bad written memory. No matter how much you remember, you'd better copy it on a small note before the exam. I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". Every time: stop here, stop here. Before long, the dog went crazy. 37. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand that there is a world of difference between "but I am full" and "I am full, but". 38. I am not simple and frugal. I just have no money as a person who can live. 39. When I was leaving the mall, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own. " 40. When I came home today, I found my daughter-in-law lecturing her daughter, so I asked her, what's the matter? Why are you still so angry? My daughter-in-law said angrily, I asked her what she wanted to do in her next life. She said that she wanted to be my mother and teach me a lesson. 4 1. I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has clearly confessed to me. 42. Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person at school, but now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me. 43. Q: How do you understand that you can do the right thing with the right people? A: Go to the vegetable market to buy food and follow my aunt. After the aunt reduced the price, you said, I want two Jin, too. 44. If you think I'm fat, just say it. Don't beat around the bush and say, "You really walked one step at a time!" ! 45. When I say "whatever", I mean: I'm too lazy to think, and I can't think of anything good. Although it's up to you, you must come up with something that will satisfy me. 46. Holding a hot, rechargeable mobile phone and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life. 47. A luxury car passed by me just now and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own. 48. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!