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N ways to die of vampires
? First, pierce it with a sword! Remember that your sword must be blessed first. Do you know what a blessing is? Is to hold a religious ceremony and write some words on the sword. Europeans wrote: "Holy Mary, I love you." The American wrote, "I have a B2 bomber." China people wrote: "Jiang Taigong is all forgiven here." The Japanese wrote: "Drink milk and grow taller-the evil spirits recede!" " Indians wrote: "Long live the Tathagata, long live the Tathagata." "
? Second, in Malaysia, the way to deal with vampires is to put them in bottles, just like what was written in "One Thousand and One Nights". It's best to hire a local wizard to do it.
? Third, dig a trap and catch it. Against foreign ghosts, put some rose plants in the trap; When dealing with China ghosts, glutinous rice cakes are used as bait. China ghosts are really greedy.
? Fourth, rip out the vampire's heart and burn it! This method is too bloody, I suggest not to use it.
? Fifth, it is also the most interesting one: take a sock-it must be the sock of the left foot, but not the one of the right foot. Fill it with soil and throw it into the river outside the village. I think this makes sense, but it depends on whose socks it is. If it belongs to my classmate in the upper bunk, it is strong enough to resist vampires and Jinlu: Fiona Fang Wolves.
? The following is a list of standard equipment for European "vampire hunters":
? Pointed stakes-used to pierce the heart, sticks-can be used to beat vampires, pistols-if you can't beat them, you will be shot. Ropes-there are many uses, crowbars-pry open coffins, flashlights-are necessary for entering graves, and can be used to pick up wallets on the road. Mirrors-which can distinguish vampires from knives-should be fresh for self-defense and attack. Just for fun ~
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