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What are the most classic stories?
What are the most classic sayings?
What are the most classic sayings? In daily life, many people will share some sayings on some social platforms. Some of them are very classic. Let me share with you some of the most classic sayings. Let’s take a look. What are the most classic stories 1
1. Boys basically don’t mention breaking up, but they are good at forcing girls to take the initiative to break up.
2. I have had hundreds of colds, but you have a high fever that never goes away.
3. When I lose my temper, just listen to me. When it’s over, I will give in and show you.
4. Please take care of yourself. If you can't, let me take care of you.
5. Do you know why QQ’s highest intimacy level is only 99? Because there is a 100% chance that the person closest to you will leave you.
6. Being able to resist the urge to kick people and still calmly chat with annoying people is growing up.
7. I want to invite my girlfriend to watch a movie recently. Do you have any good girlfriend recommendations?
8. If the other person’s face changes, it means your jokes should be stopped. It seems that many people don’t understand this truth.
9. At the end of the story, I am not your princess, and you are no longer my hero.
10. Some people can’t hurt me even if they say a hundred words, but sometimes, you can break my heart with just one sentence. This is the difference between you and them in my heart.
11. I need to tell my test results to my right ear, which is far away from my heart, otherwise I will die suddenly.
12. Hormones are responsible for falling in love at first sight, and Plato is responsible for growing old together.
13. When I’m sad, I have a lot of things to say, but in the end I just say “it’s okay”.
14. I feel that being ugly must be a disease! Otherwise, why are plastic surgery hospitals called hospitals?
15. One day I finally feel lukewarm towards you, one day I finally let go and give up on you, one day I walk with someone else, one day you and I become complete strangers. , will you regret not cherishing it at all?
16. Mood is like clothes. When they are dirty, wash them and dry them, and the sunshine will naturally spread.
17. Say good night to me and let me know that I will still have you tomorrow.
18. It is said that the probability of two people meeting is 0.00487, and the probability of falling in love is 0.000049. Thank you for seeing me.
19. Every time after an argument with others, I always feel that I did not perform well and want to argue again.
20. When faced with those mean-mouthed people, either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I give up to you?
21. Don’t say sorry to me if you are a pretentious person. It is your best apology to consciously go away.
22. I will never look back in the past, and I will never give in in the future.
23. The best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your mistakes and shortcomings and still thinks you are great.
24. I can forgive you infinitely, but don’t expect me to trust you anymore.
25. There is an idiom called “enough is enough,” which tells us to learn to do things in moderation. Just like if you don’t like me, but I am stalking you, it will only be a joke in the end.
26. Not all feelings will have a beginning and an end, just like loneliness does not necessarily end with fear.
27. Always remember: God will only arrange a happy ending. If it is not happy, it means it is not the final ending.
28. Don’t judge me rashly. You just know my name, but you don’t know my story. You have only heard about my behavior, but you don’t know what I have experienced.
29. I thought I was giving you the best companionship, but I didn’t expect that it would eventually become your biggest bond.
30. It’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.
What are the most classic chats 2
The most classic QQ chats
1. If my joke hurts you, I'm sorry, I thought we were familiar with each other.
2. The most handsome man in the world is the man who is decades older than me and still thinks about giving me happiness all day long.
3. People who don’t like me can cause trouble in your heart. I feel really comfortable.
4. The most precious thing is not the material things you own, but the people who accompany you.
5. Have you heard of it? It took us 5,000 times to look back in our previous lives to pass by each other in this life. For good friends like us, we probably didn’t do anything in our previous lives, we just looked back!
6. Taking out your temper is called instinct; suppressing your temper is called ability!
7. I only like to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. It turns out that fooling around is also a kind of dependence.
8. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.
9. When I have you, even crying will be very happy; without you, even laughing will be very sad.
10. Every time I do my homework very late, two villains will appear in my mind. One says forget it and don’t do it, and the other says okay, okay, okay.
11. Book me two tickets to heaven. I want to find Yuelao.
12. Today, a customer came to the bank to withdraw a time deposit. The first thing he said when he sat down was speechless, "Hello, it's my time to die."
13. Planting grass Instead of letting people lie down, why not plant cactus instead!
14. You don’t need too many friends, just one who can tell your true feelings.
15. I hate your eyes, your lips, your hugs. I also hate you for making me laugh, I hate you for making me cry, I hate you for not liking me, but what I hate most is I like you so much myself.
16. I may seem heartless, but I am actually more sincere than anyone else.
17. Sometimes, I smile just because I don’t want you to worry or feel sad, but in fact, I am not as strong as you think.
18. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will surely die; if a person doesn’t have any shame, it will be invincible in the world.
19. If you can’t find a reason to persist, find a reason to start over.
20. Many times, a man will make you think that he is in love with you, but in fact he is not; while a woman will make you think that it is impossible for her to fall in love with you, but in the end she is attracted.
21. A brother is someone who can scold him countless times but does not allow others to say anything bad about him.
22. You are the protagonist of my life, but I am just the antidote to your loneliness.
23. The best revenge is not hatred, but indifference from the bottom of your heart. Why bother to hate someone who has nothing to do with you.
24. Failure does not mean that you have wasted your time and life. Failure shows that you have reason to start over.
25. If you can’t let go, don’t let it go. If you can’t forget it, remember it first. One day you will find that while you are still thinking about it, you have forgotten it unconsciously.
26. My sister is not Mona Lisa, she doesn’t smile at everyone.
27. Today a group of Japanese people came to visit our school. To be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes!
28. Only when you care can you think wildly. If you don’t care, you won’t even think about it.
29. Happiness has no tomorrow or yesterday. It does not miss the past or yearn for the future. It only has the present.
30. My wife is the operating system, and it is very troublesome to install and uninstall it; my secretary is my desktop, and I can change it every day as long as I am interested; my lover is the Internet, and I can enjoy endless glory; my lady is pirated software, and I can use it every day. Remember to kill the virus first!
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