Laughing at a funny version of six-pack ABS

0 1. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four multiple-choice questions in the exam.

02. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said to calm myself in the face of danger, so I took several deep breaths and was poisoned by gas.

03. Endless work, lack of sleep, a wallet that is not fat, a mink that can't afford to keep, earned 200 million in half a lifetime, once amnesia, once memory.

04. There will always be someone who will love you, your small eyes, low nose, short legs, weight that won't lose and your shameless personality.

05. My bag was robbed yesterday, and I was very sad. I cried all night about it, and I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag.

06. I called the police as soon as my wife disappeared. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.