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Speak ill of your husband.

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1, you can't do this, you only know to come to me when you are short of dog food?

2, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

3. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement?

Four, hey! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

6. Thank you for showing me the true face of a bitch.

7. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it should be no problem to lose a few layers.

8. Have you ever treated dichlorvos as cola and made your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

9. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

10 You are such an idiot. You say you are stupid, but you are still an egg. You say you are an egg, but you are still stupid.

1 1, you exude the word "bitch" from your appearance to your bone marrow cells and genes!

12. Some boys keep saying that after meeting you, they never thought that others wanted to be nice to you and want to be with you. The rest of their lives are meaningless. If I don't have a girlfriend, I will believe it. Damn it, love rat.

13, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

14, go out less in the future. I feel that your temperament in love rat is really smelly, and even flies and mosquitoes will stare at you without hesitation.

15, for the sake of city appearance and environment, we can't litter, otherwise, in love rat like you, others will litter everywhere.

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1, go out less in the future. I feel that your temperament in love rat is really smelly, and even flies and mosquitoes will stare at you without hesitation.

For the sake of city appearance and environment, we can't litter, otherwise, in love rat like you, others will litter everywhere.

3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

Although you dress up beautifully every day, you can't hide your love rat temperament.

5, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

6. Hey ... I think talking to love rat like you is a waste of life.

7. The hammer grows on the skull. I want to know why you were not invited to visit the Expo.

8. Spring has passed. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

9. Sometimes it is more practical to find a man with potential than to find a rich man.

10 Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

1 1, I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time!

12, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

13, I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

14, if you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make great contributions to the world's understanding of alien life!

15, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.