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Am I a little tiger?
There is a reason why I say I am a little tiger, because I am a tiger, but my tiger can transform like a "Transformers", you see...
p>I am a "little sloppy"
I am a well-known "little sloppy" in the class. I have good academic performance in the class, but I just can't get 100 points, such as mathematics. In the exam, 223 became 232 for me, 144 became 140 for me, and I only got 95 points. Tell me, am I wronged or not? Don’t pick a good time to “transform”!
I am a "Tigger"
I am a "Tigger". As the name suggests - a naughty bag.
I have always been an active member in the class. I love to talk, laugh, and jump. After class, I went to the playground to hide, found the target - Li, and started to run up. She jumped up, covered Li's eyes, and pretended to ask: "Guess who I am?" Without even thinking about it, she blurted out "Giant Panda" (my nickname). I asked him how he guessed it. She said: "Of course I guessed it, you are the only one in our class who "jumps" like this!
I am a "majestic tiger"
I am a monitor, when the teacher is not around At that time, I was a "little class teacher." The teacher went to a meeting, and several "anti-squad leader armed forces" began to move. They started to "buzz" me. I was discovered, so I pretended not to see it and said: "Some people I have some bad thoughts. "They didn't take me seriously and started talking. I couldn't bear it any more and used the lion's roar skill: "Shut your mouth! ! "A few people immediately became silent. After a while, the teacher came back. Seeing that the discipline was good, he said: "You performed very well today, and you will do the same in the future! "I glanced at them, and they lowered their heads in shame.
I am such an ever-changing person, and I am such an ever-changing tiger. I must learn to become a "filial tiger" in the future. ", "Almighty Tiger" skills, grow up to be a "Super Tiger" who can contribute to the country!
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