What is the stem of a circle of friends' security diary?

The security diary originated from a post in a TV program bar. In the format of "X month X day, sunny day, X community patrol today, ...", there are many trivial things encountered by security guards during patrol.

I am a security guard, and I like BearBiscuit. Go to work just to get off work, just like the boss Xiao Dan. Bring warmth to my master, who says I'm stupid. Holding a three-piece security guard, directing thieves to steal cars.

Although the authenticity is unknown, because of its plain style and trivial content, it is a little confused about the occupations at the bottom of society, and some netizens have imitated it after reading it.

I think you are confused.

It turned sunny to cloudy on May 6th, 2020.

The captain said this morning that I was a smelly security guard, so I'll take revenge first. You can call me security, but you can't call me smelly security. I think I can also be a security captain.

17 May 2020, cloudy.

Today is a holiday, and the captain asked me to rank. The captain keeps his promise for a hundred miles, and I live in a dream. If it is not true, who wants to be a lying dog all the time? Be nice to yourself in May and resign next month.

May 8, 2020 18, cloudy to rainy.

It's raining outside the security booth, blurring the memory. It's blue and raining. I'm putting Chinese wolfberry. Harm, people have to soak Lycium barbarum in a thermos cup in middle age. Be nice to yourself in May and resign next month.

On May 9, 2020, the rain turned fine.

It has been raining outside the security booth, and the atmosphere is not harmonious. People under the eaves should learn to bow their heads. You must have grown a lot from monolithic to resigned. Be nice to yourself in May and resign next month.

May 20, 2020, sunny

I have a friend who gets up early. On a special day, at a special time, the card gets stuck dynamically and expands spirally. He is so sweet that I am sour. Be nice to yourself in May and resign next month.