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Talk about sentence selection.

There is only one reason for your failure, and that is to be my enemy. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you like it ~

Tell me about it.

First, please go to KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It's k, you have a meal, then you kick, and finally you make a V gesture.

Second, it is said that people who are ugly should read more books. No wonder my mother said from an early age that I was not cut out for reading.

Third, dogs will always be dogs. People are sometimes not people.

Fourth, it doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I have the courage to be a bad person.

5. "Don't ask me how I did in the exam." I can only say, "It's burnt."

6. I especially appreciate those real men who are indifferent to other girls but are obsessed with their daughter-in-law.

Seven, smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is wonderful.

Eight, being a man for more than ten years is really tired and handsome.

I hope you can grab my collar and be domineering, even arrogant, and tell me that those snacks are all for me.

X. Lucky life, you can't live like a human being.

I warn you, don't laugh at me when I am angry. You laugh and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

Twelve, when paying the phone bill, I found that my words were so valuable.

Thirteen, I hope the next time I mention her to you, you will yell at me that I love you.

Fourteen, when I love you, what you say is what; What the fuck are you when I don't love you?

Fifteen, you are the money in my hand, and you will never escape from my palm.

Sixteen, I am not good or bad, not particularly outstanding, but I dare to be different.

Seventeen, girl, don't talk to everyone, you know some people, confide in the front and think in the back.

Eighteen, it only takes eight words to make girls happy.

Nineteen, since I can't walk into your eyes, I will let you leave my heart.

Twenty, for money, I will talk to you about a love that will not break up.

Twenty-one, "Is selling Meng a commendatory term or a derogatory term?" "Look at the appearance."

22. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.

Twenty-three, in this age of grass and mud horses, there is always a mentality of going to hell.

24. When you smile, the wolf will hang himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When you stop, that smell permeates your whole body. Lice is a disaster when you sweat. If you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost.

Twenty-five, you are a whore, and everyone feels so discordant on their feet.

26. Isn't youth the most brilliant but unbearable thing?

Twenty-seven, don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow will not leave you when there is no light.

Twenty-eight, I would rather associate with wolves than walk with dogs. I'm not a bad person or a good person.

Twenty-nine, infatuated with my sister's dog, follow my sister.

Even if no one loves me, I can still live a very chic life.

Thirty-one, a slow-moving woman born in the north, is not sociable. She loved Eason Chan's friends all her life, not for her ancestors to take me home before dark.

Thirty-two, "like a cat in an old alley, free but without a home." "When I first met someone, I said that being single was so fresh and refined."

Thirty-three, looks very sci-fi, looks very abstract!

Thirty-four, I don't want to be happy with it anymore. The flying dust is more gorgeous than fireworks.

Let me know if you have any difficulties. I can't help you anyway.

Thirty-six, I am Datura, beautiful but also the most deadly.

Please don't treat my sister's shyness as a man show.

Thirty-eight, my deskmate got three points in chemistry. The teacher said, "What can you do with three points?" The deskmate calmly replied, "Teacher, three points can rob the landlord ~ ~"

39. The advantage of flat chest is that the heart-to-heart embrace of two people is closer.

Being nice to others is being laid hands on by others.

Tidal tone talks about choice

1. No one in our class can even make me feel better.

Every time I see the boys in my class eating hot dogs, I can't help but say "where to eat, where to make up".

I just read my homework, and I feel that he seems to be jealous of my mobile phone.

4. "Dad" "Why are you kneeling here?" "I hid my savings and your mother found me." What about you? ""I just wet the bed again. "

Someone told me that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

I hope there is someone who can make me miss you so much. Can't sleep well, getting thinner and thinner, getting thinner and thinner, getting thinner and thinner?

7. I want my life to be a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, the days became my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

8. "I think Angelababy and Angelababy look alike." "Yes, I think Eason Chan and Eason look alike, too."

9. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

10. I chatted with a friend with military background in the evening, saying that the war will be fought sooner or later, and it is better to fight early than late. This is determined by the international environment and the Asian environment. Destroying Vietnam can not only shock lm countries such as the Philippines, but also have radiation significance for the Diaoyu Islands dispute. This war does not depend on our will. Although we love peace, we are not afraid of war. The questions now are: first, is the battlefield chosen in Hengdian or Zhongshan Film and Television City? Second, is the task of tackling key problems handed over to Bayi Film Studio or Huayi Brothers? Third, does the director choose Xiaogang Feng or Zhang Yimou? Fourth, does Zhao Benshan want to play the leading role? By the way, it is also very important that the heroine is difficult to give to anyone and needs to be discussed at a meeting. Can't let Guo Meimei play?

1 1. Taiwan Province Province hasn't been recovered yet, so I'm not in the mood to do my homework.

12. In the past, getting 60 points was like being a dead father, but now getting 60 points is like being a father.

13. Today of that year easily ruined the high cold I had installed for a year.

14. I really envy my deskmate, much more handsome than my deskmate!

15. I want to have a pair of invisible wings so that I can use them to stew soup when I am hungry.

16. "I know a local tyrant" "You don't have to lick the lid when drinking yogurt" "Hey, what is this? I also know a local tyrant "and" You only lick the lid when you drink yogurt "

17. At the moment when the mobile phone will automatically turn off within 30 seconds, I opened the quilt and ran to the living room, found the charger, and then rushed back as quickly as possible to save its life.

18. "Honey, there are all unknown storms ahead. Will you hide behind me?" "Get out of here! Go to the back line! "

19. Today, QQ space has deviated more and more from my original expectations. Now the screen is full of jokes asking which excavator is strong. From the original life and entertainment resources to the popular waters. In this way, it is nothing more than digging your own grave. Then, when it comes to digging graves, the question comes: which excavator technology is better?

20. Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one noticed how long Ugly B lived.

2 1. Never argue with a brain-dead person, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with rich experience.

22. People who know me think I'm quiet, people who know me think I'm crazy, and only those who know me know that I'm actually scum.

23. "Can I ask you a question?" "I loved, I have something tomorrow, and I don't have much money. I didn't do my homework. This question won't. Lan Xiang, Baoda, help my mother. Don't regret it. I don't know Amway. I don't know why pigeons are so big. At this moment, my injury to you has covered the shadow in your heart with an area of about 9 square centimeters. Is there anything else to ask? "