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A sentence that mocks someone's nerves.

First, everyone loves beauty and wants to be more beautiful.

Second, the reality is cruel and indifferent, but we should also live a little smartly and beautifully.

Happy, bought my brother's magazine and liked it very much. The reporter is also good at asking questions, and his face is so handsome. Zhao blushed at the first sight of all the details. Speaking of names, he laughed at himself from expectation to disappointment, and there was a stiff smirk. It is obvious that he is seriously understanding the characters, and he has to watch Soul again from the beginning.

Fourth, men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other and call it love.

5. Being fat is temporary, being short is lifelong.

I may be proud of what you saw, but I feel very sad.

Seven, time is a fair monitor, monitoring all beings.

Eight, taking people as a mirror can understand gains and losses. Take a dog as a mirror, and you can reflect yourself.

Nine, the most useless thing in the world, the pay slip, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.

I dreamed that you were singing last night. Your singing is very sweet. Your sad expression touched me. I almost vowed to love you for 10 thousand years, but I dare not, because you are singing to a donkey: I will be you when I grow up.

Eleven, three things are staged every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

12. Simple, complex and miscellaneous are all floating clouds. The past will become floating clouds, and life will continue.

Thirteen, how can loneliness? I'll take it!