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Self-entertainment and life-belittling sentiment sentences (53 sentences)

I am a bird, I can't fly high, because the cage is too high!

The starting point of your life is not so important, but where you can finally reach.

If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two endings in the end: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

4. Every simple greeting every day. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

The long street is full of fireworks, so you look back by the light.

6. I was so stupid on the other end of the phone.

7. The most wonderful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

8. Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.

9. As long as it is a comedy ending, you can make me cry all the time.

10. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.

1 1. You said I was short and joking, but you would never look up in front of me.

12. Can't learn, can't fall in love, can't sing K, can't watch, can't LOL. I don't know how I got through all these years.

13. Ten thousand horses step on Pingchuan and go forward bravely. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

14. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret having a boyfriend as soon as I appear.

15. Never get fat, or the poor will beg for food in the future, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

16. Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

17. Think about your own mistakes and you will forget others' mistakes.

18. I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and the rest is up to you.

Enjoy yourself and look down on life. Comprehension sentence (below) 19. Feel, touch, feel a lot of progress.

20. As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.

2 1. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

22. You can't replace anyone, because everyone has their own beauty and uniqueness.

23. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

I really don't understand why I can eat so fat when I am so poor.

25. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

26. Who says life is boring? We are all living. Are we bored every day?

27. I am so tired that I can bring a lucky netizen to help me carry everything.

28. You are crazy and a little stupid; Crazy to the end of the world

29. Every heartless person has a history of caring for someone.

30. I don't want anyone to understand. I'm proud.

3 1. The world is small, but I still lost you.

32. From the house to the day when the plague disappeared, the beautiful world was everywhere.

33. Primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic.

I am kind and lovely, but if you insist on telling me the truth, I suggest you die.

You can't stop anyone from criticizing you, but you should give yourself more warmth.

I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't care about you.

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my sweet face.

38. I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is very helpless.

39. Zhai, Zhai, students have classes online at home. The teacher writes on the blackboard on the screen, and the parents sit next to each other.

40. A little red dust paints life, and the afterlife is silent. Flowers bloom and fall in the four seasons, and you are happy and sad!

4 1. The whole world stinks of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.

42. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

43. He is happy and quiet without him!

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

45. Pay people who know how to be grateful and stay away from people who consume themselves.

46. Ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

47.do you smell my malice? Give you a sock to feel it.

48. "Why do you always take exams in the next class?" "Because you didn't teach the class next door?" "Get out of here.

49. If you are busy recently, don't panic. After being busy for a while, you can move on to the next one.

50. There is no good or evil in people, and good or evil exists in their hearts.

5 1. Do what you have to do. Good morning!

52. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

53. Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, it will freeze into ... Wang Wang will break the ice.

Humorous sentences that relax and entertain themselves on weekends.

A humorous sentence about relaxing and entertaining yourself on weekends (I) 1. A few days ago, I saw a boy wearing a school uniform on the phone, and his voice was too loud: "How many times have I said it! We broke up! I'm from! You are one year old! This is from the last century! Do you understand or not? Old woman! You're not for me! Stop pestering me! " Hearing this, the veins stood out in the hands holding ID cards. It turns out that I am from the last century.

You deserve all the pain. You can't let it go.

Joy itself is not bad, but some producers of joy bring many times more trouble than joy.

4. Every simple greeting every day. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.

6. If your future is uncertain, who will listen to your tragic past?

7. Life is a long journey, and we can't walk every step perfectly. Stumbling around a few detours is not a bad thing. At least, it gives us a taste of setbacks, increases our experience and enriches our lives. Maybe we didn't understand until we crossed the finish line that the road was flat but the scenery was less, and it was more dull without turning. As long as we have experienced, tried and walked, we have won a brand-new self!

8. The ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not only because it works hard, but also because its parents are white swans.

9. Salt won't hurt you unless you fester.

10. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

1 1. Very diligent, I thought about it and only did the first four words.

12. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

13. The more people you care about, the less you can guess.

14. I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

15. Every heartless person has a history of caring about someone.

16. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

17. Fat people will never feel the hardship of thin people.

18. My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

Humorous sentences of relaxing and entertaining yourself on weekends (part two) 19. People's troubles are 12 words: can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, and can't forget it. Look at the complicated life with a simple mind and take a bumpy road. Life is simple and happy, life is happy!

20. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

2 1. At the moment, I am willful, but I am short of money.

22. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

23. Just crazy, two people hold up all their dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

24. He married a lonely partner and then had a child named Memory.

25. I always say that my mouth is hard, and I don't know if it is soft until I taste it.

26. The inner self is rich and powerful, and you enjoy it. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.

27. If you don't mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

28. Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you won't have so much time to love the person you like.

29. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.

I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and you do the rest.

3 1. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.

32. Life is a journey. After seeing the world of mortals, you will eventually set foot on your way home.

If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have slept.

34. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

35. I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy some space in your heart.

36. I was so stupid on the other end of the phone.

37. Your life is short, but my weight is temporary.

38. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

39. Being able to resist the impulse of kicking people and chatting calmly with annoying people is growth.

40. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

4 1. Blacked out and deleted to make your temper angry, and really set out to be polite.

42. Ten thousand horses tread flat Sichuan and walk the line. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

43. You will meet a good girl one day. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

44. If you don't live your whole life, don't talk about it.

45. You really don't look down on fat people. You are crazy about losing weight.

46. The most sober time for a person is when he has nothing.

47. Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more if you are ugly.

48. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV series, three meals and two meals.

49. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

5 1. I don't remember a line in any movie: your good friend failed in the exam, and you feel distressed; But when your best friend won the first prize, you felt even worse.

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.

53. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.

Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

55. Enjoy yourself and feel at ease, no matter what others say about the past and present. Look at the flowers and cry today, and laugh at sunrise tomorrow.

Happy personality signature for self-entertainment.

1: I am afraid that one day I will touch you and accompany you to the end.

He said to Chen Yi, Zhao Mosheng, you run too slowly. How did I let you catch up with you in the first place

3. The person I like has the warmth of his whole body.

4: You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.

Those smiling eyes are not suitable for frowning.

I know I can't say such touching sweet words to please you.

7: It is a kind of respect not to disturb your predecessor.

8. I explained with personal experience that it is best not to be a lover if you can be a friend.

9: Even if I think of you in a bad mood, I can't help smiling.

10: The whole world knows that I like you. Are you a pig?

1 1: I dreamed that the male god dreamed of me, and my dreams were all the opposite. Are you saying that my male god dreamed of me?

12: Do you think you are just poor at math? In fact, you are very poor in every subject, especially math.

13: You can't leave Ni Hui Happiness after reading it.

14: I crossed the mountains and seas, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.

15: Are you happy just by smelling him?

16: "My adolescent rebellion is not as good as my sister's violent childhood! 』

17: I realized that the bride meant to take over from his mother and then take care of her son.

18: The highest state of a friend is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

19: Everyone must have played with magnets, but 100% didn't buy them.

20: What is tender is when tofu is sandwiched with chopsticks.

2 1: Your head is too ugly to kill Matt. I don't want to communicate with you and make friends with you.

I will use my grades to prove how happy I am in these five months.

After all, everyone has been in each other's hearts for such a long and wonderful time.

After all, we lost time. Let's talk. It's too late to review! !

25: Does the strangeness of old age and death count as your long-term love?

26: Ten years later, it was people who fell in love at the age of 16 or 17 who entered the marriage hall. How proud I am.

You should be glad that although I didn't look for you, I can stay alone in a group.

Give me a Chen Yi, and I will be as brave as Zhao Mosheng.

29: Sisters are boyfriends who care more about themselves than themselves.

30: I haven't held a girl's hand for a long time, and even holding a pickled chicken feet feels tender.

3 1: I miss you so much. You suddenly appeared in front of me, and then I hugged you and told you how much I missed you.

I remember the name of the person I love is Yang Zhibo.

Teacher, you are great, knowing that we won't listen. You have to pretend to be strong and go on.

34: You don't have to eat for life just because you are jealous.

35: If you are willing to peel it off layer by layer ... I don't want to.

36: Cold boiled water can quench thirst, and the truth is touching.

37:[ I selfishly want your happiness because of me]

38:[ You are my sunshine, which I can't refuse even if I want to]

I love you very hard, so don't persuade me to give up.

If a person I hate confesses to me, I won't hate him anymore, because I can't refuse a man with vision.

4 1: The best people will embrace all your anxieties at the intersection.

42: At first glance, you don't look very good. If you look closely, you might as well see it at first sight!

43: Not everyone can be as lonely as He Chenyi for a long time.

44:[ I'm afraid I won't get used to it after separating your good dependence]

45: What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.

You see, I can put my arms around your neck on tiptoe and lean against you in flat shoes, so I can stick to your heart. You see how suitable we are.

47: 【 Snow White's story tells us that seven diaosi's company for several years is not as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai. ]

I have missed you for a long time.

49: what's it like to suddenly hate someone ... spicy strips don't even want to be given to ta!

50: We agreed to go to Whitehead together. You can't bake oil secretly.

5 1: The happiest time is when there is a blue sky around you.

Don't leave me. I can't walk around here alone.

53: We didn't talk about it, but we used the couple's screen name and the couple's head picture.

54: 54: Neighbors whose WiFi is not encrypted are good neighbors.

55: I thought there was nothing wrong with staying. I thought I was sad. You'll understand.

56: Girls should not find too handsome boys as boyfriends, but leave them to men.

57: Except two of a kind, all deep love is sad.

If you grow old overnight, I will still love you as before.

59: The best state of a couple is probably to get along as good friends, but to protect you as a boyfriend.

I know some people will leave me, whether I want to face it or not.

6 1: Avril Ramona Lavigne said that only women can tell who a bitch is. .

62: I couldn't stop laughing after listening to other people's jokes. As a result, even the air became cold.

Although it is hard, you need to entertain yourself.

Although I have to entertain myself, there is no such person in this world, waiting for someone who is full of me and can cure all my pains. I want to cure myself and turn myself into a person who enjoys himself.

If you are busy recently, don't panic. After this busy period, you can move on to the next paragraph.

Mid-autumn is getting stronger, people say a few words, and everything is cold. Idle people are so ambitious, unattainable, self-drinking, self-satisfied, self-satisfied, self-answering, self-examination since since the enlightenment, and self-leisure.

4. feel, feel a lot of progress.

Greeting each other is as sweet as honey, and it is safest to stay at home.

6. If I ride a horse, you can call me a groom, if I drive a car, you can call me a coachman, so what should you call me if I take care of the accounts?

7. Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.

8. "How can I get someone I love to contact me?" "It is not easy to borrow money from him."

Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

10. Civilized people are more experienced and smarter barbarians.

1 1. Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

12. Naive new heights, self-pleasure, impermanence of life, live every day well, just be happy. I hope someone will love you as always, love you deeply and never be disappointed.

13. As you sow, you reap. You make me cute.

14. Five hairs and five hairs are the happiest, because they form a piece.

15. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

16. I really want to make money into my hobby.

17. At dawn in Shanghai tonight, I couldn't bear to let my flowers be ruthlessly destroyed by the rainstorm, so I cut some and put them in a vase. Suddenly the house is full of fragrance, or the smell of Chinese rose that I was familiar with when I was a child! At this time, my heart is very quiet and everything is so quiet. Washing clothes, cooking and planting flowers and grass are my hobbies. I am very happy to have such a life! I like to live a free life, enjoy myself, sit quietly at the door and enjoy my flowers and plants, and smell different flowers with different tastes!

18. What is your greatest trust in a person? Go out with him without a penny.

19. Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there.

Although the work is hard, you need to entertain yourself. 20. Sister papers with small breasts should smile more, because they are happy to make a tragedy.

2 1. I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is very helpless.

22. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

23. Ancient times are really good. If you are under too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

24. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

25. May all the sufferings and many misfortunes at this moment be told with a smile in the future.

26. If you don't like my big temper, you'd better find one with holes.

27. Stay away from people who make you sad, then stay away from things that make you miserable, and then be a good person who treats yourself well.

28. I finally became the kind of person I hate most. I hate good-looking people since I was a child.

29. Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.

30. Love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Your face looks forward to it day and night! I just want to be with you all my life! Never regret it! Read the first word of each sentence together!

3 1. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

32. Without his freedom, he is in a quiet mood!

33. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

One day, you will calm down and look at your story like an outsider, smiling and shaking your head.

35. If I am angry, everyone will push you down, and the Lord will push me to be comfortable and not be scolded for me.

36. At the moment, I am willful, but I am short of money.

37. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you to the end with your initial heart.

38. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

Although hard work requires self-entertainment, 39. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous. If you don't come, I will be old.

40. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

4 1. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

42. I am fascinated by you. You must reward me.

43. Now, now, you can follow the fate; Future, future heart, why bother.

44. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

45. Young man, it's nothing to have no money at present, and there will be many days when there will be no money in the future!

46. You don't cherish the leaflets because they are handed to you, but because you don't need them at all.

47. Some roads have to be walked by feet. Some roads should be taken with heart. It is often not the thorny stone that stumbles, but the heart. Thus, it seems that the road is spread out in front of us, but in fact, the heart is fluttering on the road. One foot deep and one foot shallow, joy is on the road, sadness is on the road. But as long as the heart is not in a dead end, life will not give you a dead end.

48. Ugly children must run fast and fiercely, because if they run fast, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

49. Home of mouth, laughing and dancing happily every day.

50. I finally live a pig's life, and I feel that it is not easy for pigs to live.

5 1. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.

52. Where there is life, money is money and power is useful. People are dead and their lives are gone. What's the use of asking for money and power?

If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

54. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

55. Time is like a river, and the left bank is unforgettable. The right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, with a touch of sadness in the middle. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this tangled world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart!

56. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!