68 narcissistic sentences

1. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.

2. For things like grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am handsome, I will be free.

3. I originally wanted to keep a low profile, but they always gave me applause and screams.

4. The weather is nice today, it’s a good day to go out and show your coolness.

5. It’s not me who stays up late, it’s the night that needs my bright star.

6. You should be low-key as a person. For example, I am so handsome and I don’t even say it out loud.

7. If beauty is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime.

8. Some people say that I am handsome. I laugh because I look more handsome when I smile.

9. I really envy you that you have a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

10. What’s so important about being beautiful? People always tell me this.

11. Why don’t I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

12. Why should handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

13. If I become a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

14. I can kill you with my keyboard, or I can make you feel ashamed with my beauty.

15. Some people said that I was handsome. I thought about it all night, who leaked the news.

16. Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly. I have nothing but handsomeness.

17. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess.

18. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who can make you cry.

19. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I walked over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

20. I have no shortcomings as a person. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

21. Someone asked me what is the number one scenic spot in my hometown? I answered: It's me.

22. Being a human being is really tiring. Once you are handsome, you have been handsome for more than ten years, and you will continue to be handsome.

23. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

24. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will no longer be so handsome (beautiful) and be more ordinary.

25. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, no one reads anything you post.

26. People are always disliked inadvertently, unlike me, who are always liked inadvertently.

27. The lovely me back then is long gone, replaced by a more lovely me.

28. Every morning, I wake up feeling handsome. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

29. A girl in front of me said I was handsome, so I stepped forward and slapped her. Isn’t this a waste of words!

Thirty. The subway said not to carry flammable and explosive materials. I got off the bus decisively because I was so cute.

Thirty-one, I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my stunning appearance.

32. I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

Thirty-three, pick up the mirror, look at it, and say: Hey, you still look so beautiful whether you look at it or not, the mirror exploded.

34. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I disagree. They must have never seen me.

35. There are two kinds of people in the world that are the most fascinating: one is like me, and the other is like me.

Thirty-six. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it turned out that it was not.

Thirty-seven. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don’t even have the only shortcoming. I am almost perfect.

38. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I will curse, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world.

Thirty-nine. When I look in the mirror, I want to give myself a kiss. I want to kneel down and kowtow a few times. He is so damn handsome.

40. Those people who are super funny and have a very considerate and gentle temper are really impeccable, like me.

41. Recently, there are always people saying that I am very cute. I thought about it all night and couldn’t figure out who leaked the news.

42. The kind of person who talks super funny, has a particularly good temper, and is considerate and gentle is really impeccable, like me.

43. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful, I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.

44. Those people who are very handsome but don’t know it are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

45. Young people, you must study hard and don’t eat and drink just on a handsome face like me.

46. I have been worrying about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Oh, I'm really angry.

47. It’s not easy for good-looking people to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

48. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, so beautiful that it makes people laugh.

49. Last time a girl asked me, how many pretty girls have you had since you grew up? I told her that there was no one, and that usually pretty girls chased me.

50. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

51. Someone actually complimented me on my handsomeness just now. Then I suggest you go and see my friends. After you see them, you will find that I am even more handsome than before.

52. Brother, I have always been imitated and never surpassed. It will be you, these lost sheep, who will never get past the Flame Mountain.

53. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want.

54. After meeting me, you will suddenly find out - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

Fifty-five. A very beautiful person just sat in front of me. We looked at her for a long time without speaking. It was not until my hands got sore that I put down the mirror.

56. Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends around you are getting better and better looking.

57. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is suave, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.

58. It is difficult to go out in such a strong wind. If it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute, and others will definitely not return it.

Fifty-nine, that day I said it was best to break up, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and held my hand, saying that we would still be friends from now on.

60. When you can’t find a good-looking angle for your selfie, you must realize that you look better in person than in the photo.

61. Let’s talk about it openly. Don’t you always say I’m beautiful or cute behind my back? Does it bother you? It seems like no one knows.

62. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind. I’m so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else’s arms, they won’t return it.

Sixty-three. Regarding April Fools' Day, I originally wanted to confess to you, but when I think that I am so handsome, you will definitely fall in love with me, so I might as well forget it.

64. You can say that I am handsome no matter what you want. I don’t mind, but don’t get involved with my friends. It’s none of their business. They are just a bunch of innocent fools.

65. When I was young, the teacher asked me to explain the words: Handsome guy? I was very confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

Sixty-six. I got up in the middle of the night and went to the toilet. I felt someone next to me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face, I was startled, but after I calmed down, I realized it was a mirror.

Sixty-seven. Some people say that I am handsome, and I laugh. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, cute, generous and temperamental. **Only say I’m handsome?

Sixty-eight. A very handsome boy just stood in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.