The signature of a woman with personality. My period is coming. Forget it. Go donate blood.

First, there is always a moment when a person's words are like being poured cold water from head to foot. ..

Second, I suddenly miss someone, only to find that I only have the right to miss them.

Third, let's all lie! I said first: I'm getting married.

Fourth, we agreed not to be separated and to be together all the time, even if it is against time, even if it is against the whole world.

5.zgg My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

Six, who can listen to my inner pain ~ how much do you know% _%

A firm heart is more important than any sweet words.

Eight, my period is coming, forget it, go and donate blood.

Nine, I don't want gentle sweet words, and I don't want vows that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. All I want is a hand that can hold me firmly and won't be thrown away casually.

Girl, you don't know how delicate your heart is unless you have been hurt.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

12. He will occasionally think of her and the life he once saw together, such as summer flowers and autumn wind. ........

Thirteen, all the happiness and sadness are absorbed by themselves. After happiness, he remembers you. Who will remember himself when he is sad?

Fourteen, is there such a person that you can't forget, is there a person that you have been worried about, and is there such a person that you cherish most in your life?

Fifteen, you told me to get out, and I got out. When you told me to come back, I'm sorry, I already got out.

Sixteen, so hot, why don't you move, even if China moves, I won't move.

Seventeen.-Some like it, but they appreciate it from a distance. Some feelings, keep smiling, just pass by!

18. A man is destined to have two women, one is the woman he misses occasionally, and the other is the woman he loves.

Nineteen, can't sleep at night, count sheep. Pleasant goat, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, boiling sheep, little sheep, Haidilao, Donglaishun,

I hope that one day when I am lonely, sick and sad, I can miss you less.

Twenty-one, mistress is the greatest woman in the world. She took responsibility, but she helped you see a man for who he really is.

Twenty-two, why did they hang themselves after pulling the hook, and why did they hang there for one hundred years? I thought about it for a long time.

Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.

Twenty-four -I hate people who talk too much, your brother-in-law's. Do you want to eat or are you full?

Twenty-five, the mountain has no edges, the world is close, and I dare to break with you.

Let's talk about the sentence about your period.

1, my aunt came in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and wanted to cry. She felt very uncomfortable and wronged. She didn't want to wake her family, so she stood up and found that no one could accompany her at this time.

It is as hot as a dog these days. It was even hotter when I entered the village yesterday, and I ate countless popsicles. It's really a sin to come to my period today.

I've had a really bad time recently, and I was very depressed before my period. There is also a lot of work. Very sad.

4. My menstruation in summer is simply a chronic suicide. I dare not try tampons. I cried.

I finally took a bite of Qiao Lezi when I came to my period, and I really wanted to eat ice cream.

6. Try again on the brink of death. The world news will come soon, so don't come to my aunt for cold milk again. It is enough to wake up in pain.

7. Don't be too fragile when you have your period. I always want to cry, and the time before I came was particularly sad.

8. I am exhausted at the thought that I will have my period one day.

9. I think I'm going to die. Fainting for the first time is like menstruating for the first time.

10, once you eat ice cream and drink iced coke, you can't break the spell of menstruation. I have a hunch that I will die tomorrow.

1 1. You can ask for leave aboveboard when you come to your period, and then you plan to stay in bed for one day.

12, I want to be a man in my next life, with no holidays and no children.

13, don't try to be brave and go to the water park during your holiday! It will be fatal! Don't say that your period is late and your stomach still hurts! The kind that hurts when walking!

14, it's been so long in summer, and it's the first time the company sends out ice cream and meets my aunt.

15, really, in these four years, I really got the curse of menstruation as soon as I got out of Xi' an. It's accurate every time

16. On the first day of my period, I felt I couldn't move. It is uncomfortable to store water and sodium. I went to the toilet four times last night and arrived on time with the pain of hope. My heart is at ease.

17, I forgot to have my period, and then I drank a large glass of bingguozhen, and now my stomach still hurts. I think I will definitely get Alzheimer's disease when I am old.

18, every time I come to my period, I have to make trouble. The old man is completely used to my 1 month 1 day, and I will come back after crying.

19, I catch a cold every time I come to my period. I have diarrhea every time I catch a cold. Why am I so weak?

I haven't menstruated for a long time. I've been in the toilet for n times by two o'clock. Now, I just want to have a sitting toilet.

2 1, I didn't want to do sanitation when I was idle some time ago. I had my period last night, and I suddenly feel full of energy today, probably because I have no pain.

22. I think of showing off while eating ice cream during my period in junior high school. "Who said that my aunt can't eat ice cream, so I won't hurt?" Look at this. I accidentally drank a cold drink and got dysmenorrhea. I really want to take a picture of myself who is so young and not sensible.

23. I want to die in the toilet every time I have my period, and I want to be a man in my next life.

24. Eternal Theorem: On the first day of exercise, my aunt ate two popsicles, watermelon and ice pudding, and drank two bottles of ice cream. I guess I'll die tomorrow.

25. I was really in class when I came to my period. I'm sleepy and have a stomachache.

26. Every time I come to my period, my temper is so bad that I am afraid. I fought for no reason, and I tortured Xiao Hu to death. My real name is distressed.

27. Oral ulcer hurts when drinking water. My aunt spent a whole day in bed yesterday, and now I just want to lie in bed.

28, my mother said, do you know why you don't have your period? You stay up late every day, I said, I just have a different schedule from you. According to you, it's really awesome that American women don't have their period.

Yesterday, I lost my temper and was in a bad mood. I scolded everyone. I thought I had my period. I hope I don't have a stomachache today. I doubt my life every time I come to my period recently.

My aunt's funny quotations

1, I'm not my period. I can come whenever I want. Honey, why are you menstruating again?

3. Mosquitoes are related to their periods!

When I get old, I won't even have my period.

If you menstruate again, you will be fired.

6. I drank too much red wine and changed my period.

7. Use your aunt's red to shine your pure white.

8. Love is like a period. It hurts once.

9. Wage is like a period: once you get pregnant, it's gone.

10, no matter how severe a woman is, she is not as severe as her period.

1 1, I always endure the pain of my period and chat with you.

12, the salary is like a period: often not on time!

13, you are more annoyed than your period.

14, my girlfriend has her period. I helped her buy sanitary napkins.

15, the hero who eats ice cream with him during his period is me.

16, auntie, why did you choose Children's Day?

17, the salary is like a period: I will panic at that time!

18, there is a kind of regret called sadness and a kind of beauty called menstruation.

19, I curse you for menstruating twice a year, once every six months.

20. The person who loves you the most is my aunt, who will come to see you every time.

2 1, red blood dyed the sheets red. Don't think it's aunt's blood.

22, wages are like a big aunt: when you reach retirement age, it will be gone soon!

23. Even my period will leave before a woman gets old, let alone a man.

24, the salary is like a big aunt, once, about a week.

25. The Five Classics and Four Classics told the Three Classics that their second aunt's menstruation was coming.

26, a woman who is not good to me, I curse you for being drained by Hu.

27. You have no idea how much I love you. It's like you don't know how painful your period is.

28. Wage is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so.

29. Come whenever you want, and stop your aunt.

30. I have my period and my stomach hurts. LG nervously asked what was going on.

3 1, salary is like a period: it hurts when it goes up!

32. Examinations are like a period. Sometimes it will be delayed for two days, but it will definitely come.

33. When my period torments me, I really feel that I am a girl.

34. Loving her means accidentally stopping her period and marrying her without hesitation.

35. The wolf is like a period. Before he left, he always said: I will come back!

36. Do you hate your period so much? Stay at your house for a few days before you go! Why are you so rude?

37. Well, my period is coming, and I still endure the pain and my girlfriends drive to drink milk tea in the wind and rain!

38. My period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout: I will definitely come back!

39. I feel bored when my period comes. If I don't come, I'll miss you? I'm bored when I come. It doesn't matter if you don't come.

40. I want to be a boy. I wish I were a boy. I have no menstruation, no dysmenorrhea and no bra. How nice!

4 1, a stupid and nice man, is when you come to your period, he bought you sanitary napkins and made your urine wet.

42. Actually, I don't want you to come every day. I just want to meet you occasionally, just like every time I have my period on time.

43. Do you think it's as simple as bleeding when a girl comes to her period? Yes, she will have a stomachache and want to be depressed.

44. Even my aunt who has been with me will disappear without a trace when I am 40 years old.

45. ouch How many times have I told you about my period? I am a woman, and so are you. Why are you pestering me?

46. Girl, find someone who will take care of you, love you and love you in the future. When your period comes, remember not to eat anything cold or spicy. Someone who can tie your shoelaces.

47. There is a man on the train. Suddenly a piece of paper flew to his face. He took the paper away. Huo said that this paper is quite powerful. I am bleeding!

48. The most handsome person in the world is her period. She can come whenever she wants, and she won't come if she doesn't want to. She will die if she doesn't come, and you will be annoyed if she comes. You have to bear it silently whether she comes or not. Admit it, listen to your period and be a good girl.

Talk about girls coming to qq to have their period.

Talk about girls coming to qq to have their period.

1. Why do they have their period every time they come out?

2. People will never die. I regret it now. I come to my period to eat, drink, run and exercise, and never eat snacks again. I must lose weight to 100 Jin before 12.

3. After a lapse of 14 months, I feel dead again. Vomiting and diarrhea, bedridden. I think my blood is running out.

4, it is often my period, or the grievances accumulated for many days broke out, and some temper can't stand it, and finally I can't stand it.

It's really hard to stand on the bus for an hour when I have my period.

6. The mouse said that every time I have my period, I feel depressed. Unfortunately, today is also very sad. ...

7. Why is there blood smell in your mouth when you come to menstruation?

8. I feel sleepy every time I come to my period. I don't want to sleep. I want to cheer up. I want to have a class. I want to have a class.

9. There is no need to sell yourself short. It doesn't matter if you think too much The key is to get out of your own mind and not be confined to a corner. It is not good to stay up late during menstruation! good night

10. Every time I come to my period, I feel that I have become a balloon filled with a cup of hot water forever. My brain is turned off and I only know how to stuff things into my mouth.

1 1. What a good ancestor. He has only slept for three hours and eaten milk for three hours. Finally, he picked him up and walked around the room before falling asleep. Can he not have bloating? Why are you so grumpy today? Do you want to have your period?

12, I feel that every time I come to my period, I am reborn with a golden light on my head.

13, my supervisor never makes mistakes, but as an assistant, I always make mistakes that I don't even know. It is a stupid mistake to make mistakes, to have a period every day and to enter menopause early. .

14, it hurts so much that I can't sleep at night every time I come to my period.

15, take cold medicine in the morning and fenbid for abdominal pain during menstruation. And now I'm dizzy and I'm going to faint.

16, I feel that my period is coming. I am very angry these days.

17, menstruation's face is so bloodless, so sad.

18, girl, you can't go to the hot springs during your period, you know. Wet painting is very difficult, and the moisture control of mixed color is not good.

19, every time I come to my period, I get a little red dot ~ I keep sweating without turning on the air conditioner, and it keeps getting cold with turning on the air conditioner. Oh, my God, Lulu, I'm dying.

20. The sky in Wuhu is so blue, I want to go out. Life outside is what I want, but when I feel a sense of belonging at home, I feel as agitated as my period.

2 1, suddenly found himself busy for a month without making jokes, feeling as nervous as not having my period.

22, the day after tomorrow, come to my period today to catch up with high-intensity training. It was eleven yesterday. What time is it today? It is really dizzy to hear that the Spring Festival Gala will be held again this year. It's really about getting together.

23. My period is coming. I want to eat oranges, but Teacher Su won't let me. I said you should give it to me while it's hot. He did it. I ate it.

24. Every time I come to my period, my stomach hurts two thigh roots. I want a boyfriend at this time.

25. Dry this bowl of red dates, longan, angelica, dried ginger, brown sugar and black bean soup. If I don't have my period again, I'll eat the pot.

26. It's like when I have my period, a bomb will detonate at any time, and then the heroine of Qiong Yao Opera House will rain in minutes. After my period left, I can't remember anything. Five words are impossible in the sky.

27. You finally got your period today. Your period won't come for a week.

28. I heard that after drinking this bowl of fairy water, it won't hurt when I have my period.

29. It seems that I will have my period, too. One second I feel like a tiger saving the world, and the next I feel like the world's number one. I choose not to play.

30. Every time my sister comes to my big brother in menstruation, she looks very happy. It should be because I can't bully him during my stay in menstruation!

3 1, finally I can go to work in snowy days without going back and forth for four or five hours, without seeing my low-pressure face, and finally I can make a quiet phone call without anyone looking for me, and finally I can feel severe pain for a while when I come to my period. Yes, I finally really left, and my inner joy is beyond words.

32. I have a stupid male ticket, and every time I come to my period. Be sure to buy red dates. . What a straight man.

33. It is unreasonable for a girl to go to class on the big night when her period is in shock, but she will not be killed by money when she goes out! ! ! !

If I die this afternoon, I must have died of dysmenorrhea. Just come to my period on Thursday. It happened that dysmenorrhea happened on Thursday afternoon. It happened that the health check was conducted on Thursday afternoon. It happened that there should be no one in the dormitory when checking the hygiene. Everything is so unfortunate.

35. Menstruation is more painful today than before. I feel terrible in the office. I threw up all over the floor before I left the company. Tomorrow, the grandfathers of the security department will definitely hit me. My mother came to pick me up and lay for a long time. Much better now. At night, I saw the fried meatballs made by my grandmother, and my mouth watered all over the floor. The old man should always be healthy.

36. I don't know what happened to me early in the morning. Not looking in the mirror? Why don't you clean yourself up when you are already a dirty thief? If you don't look in the mirror, why did you buy it? It's really puzzling. It's rare that I didn't lose my temper during my menstrual period this time, and insisted on deliberately finding gas for me in the last two days.

37. Every day, I feel that I have my period. This feeling is really maddening. Fuck, I can't even find a napkin. Nobody can help me. I have less and less confidence in myself. I don't know what I can do. I can't even let go. I will dream about you every day, learn to do what I like and listen to my favorite songs, so I will get better.

Before I got my period, I ate all kinds of things crazily. Now I don't want to eat anything that hurts after I first came here. How can I get a normal meal? I'm already dead.

39. It's so sad in broad daylight. . . Don't believe what girls say when they come to their period.

40, holiday, a little tired. I have just joined the company in recent days, and I have to study again. It is normal to work overtime. I just had my period yesterday and I'm exhausted today. We must summarize and finish it in the early afternoon. It's good to take the shuttle bus to the headquarters for fitness, that is, running. I have to move.

4 1, the library is out of water, so it takes courage to go to the toilet. Many of them are blood red, which scares the baby. It is stipulated here that babies must enter the same posture when they have their period.

42. Every night before I go to bed, I feel so angry that I want to swear. I didn't have my period the next day and continued to be constipated. I was really crazy at that time, torturing myself with other people's costumes.

43. You don't have to go to work when you have your period, but you will be happy after the pain.