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Tell me about the composition of my zodiac.

One day, I took out a book from the shelf and opened it. It was about 12 Chinese zodiac, so I ran over to ask my mother what our family was. Mom said, "Dad is a dog, Grandma is a pig, you are a cow, and I am a mouse."

I don't agree that grandma is a pig. Pigs only eat and don't work, but grandma is a typical hardworking woman in China. Grandma is a little fat, but she is not lazy. She is an old farmer with books. Once, I don't know why, my grandmother was yellow all over, and she had no strength. After being discovered by nearby villagers, I wanted my grandmother to go out of the hospital by car, but my grandmother said, "What car?" This is a waste of money. Anyway, it's different to go far away. "When you get to the hospital, the doctor said," How many days will you stay in the hospital? Grandma said firmly, "No, I haven't finished planting vegetables yet. "So I caught a few pairs of Chinese medicine and was released from the hospital.

Mom is a mouse, but I can't figure it out. Mice are timid, but mothers are not like this. My mother works in Tuokou Power Plant and has more night shifts. I remember one time, my mother worked the night shift and went out at 10: 30 at night. At that time, she only had 100 yuan on her, so she put the money in her gloves for fear of encountering robbers. But who knows that the hateful little man happened to be eyeing my mother, so she came over and started to rob her. Mom struggled, and the two punks ran away when they saw that there was no good fruit to eat. There are still many people who are eating supper but turn a blind eye. Fortunately, the money was not robbed, but they were beaten. Some passers-by have a conscience to send my mother to the hospital and call the police. If my mother was not a mouse, but a mouse tiger, maybe things wouldn't be like this. After all, the tiger is the king of the mountain!

My father is a dog. Dogs are loyal and honest. They are extremely gentle at home and are fierce when they meet strangers. My dad may really be like this. He is a construction engineer and a prestigious person in the company. But at home, I am obedient to my mother and me. My mother buys all the expensive things at home, my father pays the bill and never complains. For example, once a relative of my family died, and he didn't go because of his bad relationship with my mother. My father thought it would be better to go. Before my dad left the house, my mom kicked him so hard that my dad couldn't even leave if he wanted to. My father is very poor. If my father is not a dog, but a dragon, he can fight with my mother.

Does the strange zodiac really have something to do with people's personality or something else? Why are there no cockroaches in 12 Zodiac? There is an old saying: "You can't kill a cockroach!"

If there is such a zodiac, I would like to belong to it-I can't die!

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