It's particularly interesting to say: spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

1. There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever.

2. Bed, please respect yourself and let me go! I have a class!

3. If you have money, you will lose; If you have no money, worship God.

My ex-boyfriend is getting married, so he called me to ask if I can go. I decisively replied to him: next time.

5. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

6. I play computer too much and want to watch TV quickly.

7. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the marriage registration office.

8. Can you imitate a woodpecker? How to imitate? Think of my face as a tree.

9. A temporary impulse is a crisis for future generations!

10. Girls always hit me when chatting with me. I think they are implying something.

1 1. I thought I was decadent, so I scrapped it!

12. I have been a student for more than ten years and have never seen any teachers.

13. Now look for Prince Charming. Xiezuoyi.com, you're out. Now go find Prince BMW.

14. I've been so busy recently that I can't even guarantee 16 hours of sleep. I'm depressed!

15. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

16. In this monthly exam, I had to hide my strength in order to show my low profile.

17. With a boiling heart, you can change a result. Money can change this result at will.

18. You can't judge a book by its cover.

19. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

20. Who fed my QQ cough syrup? Why do I feel that this penguin has not coughed for a long time?