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Congratulations on a humorous copy of a friend's marriage certificate.
Good luck and get married today.
I became us and she became my wife. What a happy thing!
Poverty is you, glory is you.
It's crazy. It doesn't need sunshine. Thank God for giving you such a candy.
I liked you ten years ago, and I will after ten years.
Although it sounds melodramatic, I really want to spend my life with you.
8. It is officially announced that we are a match made in heaven!
9. Hahaha, you are mine at last.
10. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object, and I went to get one.
1 1. Congratulations on entering the love hall. I wish a hundred years of harmony!
12. I just want to walk the rivers and lakes. Your presence stopped me.
13. Congratulations to this lesbian for getting a long-term meal ticket for life.
14. I have love words in my mouth, sunshine in my body, love in my mind, panic in my soul and you in my heart.
15. You give me all your shortcomings, and I will tolerate you!
16. From then on, someone asked me if the porridge was hot, and I was accompanied at dusk.
17. The world of mortals keeps you company, so get fat for free.
18. What I envy is not the vigorous love, but the company I carry with me to my old age.
19. After three years' investigation, this certificate is issued as an encouragement.
20. I paid all the private money.
Congratulations on your friend's marriage certificate. Humorous copy 2 2 1. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Mr. x, please give me some advice!
22. Always compare wings and swear to each other.
23. How long is life? I have loved you for so long all my life.
24. I am also a witness in the future.
25. My desire for earthly fireworks is you.
26. The main thing is that I am anxious to give you all the most extravagant gentleness.
Speaking of love in school, getting married is the proudest thing in my life.
28. I took a certificate and used it for * years, which is the most time-consuming but most honored thing for me.
29. In the days to come, do more washing and cooking. ...
30. that's it I was sentenced to 100 years in prison for my wife.
3 1. I have no choice but to love you.
32. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me. Love is my wings and you are my angel.
33. It was you who put pen to paper in Qian Shan, you saw the beauty of the stars, you turned yellow on the title page of the book, you returned to Qian Shan, the iron horse was you, and the glacier was you.
34. The wind can't blow away our beliefs, nor can the rain take away our persistence. We sing to our heart's content, and the future belongs to us.
35. I want to spend my life with you overnight, and then we will last forever.
I love you, but I love you more.
37. I have only one life, and I can't give it generously to people I don't love.
38. In the future, I will give you the rest of my life and my hobbies.
39. For the rest of my life, two people live in one room, three meals and four seasons, and love is speechless.
40. Don't ask for advice for the rest of your life, just listen to me.
Congratulations on your friend's marriage certificate. Humorous copy 3 4 1. As long as I have you in the future, I have nothing to fear.
42. Everything wins, and I have you in this life!
43. The future is long, so we are together.
I don't know what to do, but I am passionate about it.
45. Please put it away. The future moon and I love you.
46. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog!
47. I'm not good, as long as you don't dislike me. You don't need it. I am glad I like it.
48. I heard that my husband's family is good and I want to hear more about it for the rest of my life!
49. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, and I was happy to bubble at the sight of you.
50. Love may be late, but it will not be absent.
5 1. I don't want anything You're the only one left in Qian Shan.
52. From now on, driving without a license will never be used again.
Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.
54. My lover is a world hero. He drove a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me.
55. The Liu Haoran brothers and sisters won't wait for you!
56. I was a boyfriend just now, but now I am a husband.
The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life.
58. On the road of life, we get together and peck at each other.
59. I am certified to work today.
60. I must have looked back 500 times in my last life before I got my license with you today.
Get a marriage certificate and send a circle of friends
1. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!
No matter how good others are, it doesn't matter to me. No matter how bad you are, I like you.
Do you want to move into my sweet dream and sleep with me?
You are blushing, your heart is beating, and I only see you.
You stand there and don't move! Wait for me to fly there!
6. You are mine. I heard that getting married is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can fix it for one yuan. Let me treat you!
7. Being like me is the need of the revolution, you know?
8. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don't want to quarrel, cold war or have a second regret with you.
9. The love I want is not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.
10. I must give you happiness, and no one will stop me.
1 1. I must find you when I miss you!
12 .. The best love is not because we need to be together, but because we want to be together.
13. I only borrow one journey of your life, and this journey is the rest of my life.
14. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.
15. Obviously not the kind of person I like, but the kind I like.
16. Every time I meet you, I wonder what expressions and actions I should use. As a result, when I saw you, I became at a loss. My mind was full of liking you, liking you, and liking you very much.
17. Many people get bored after watching it for a long time, but the more they watch it, the more they like it.
18. A thousand twists and turns and confusion are all clues to love you.
19 ... Don't give up a love just because of a little flaw. After all, in love, what is needed is truth, not perfection.
20. This is how I like you under the cover of youth. Decadence is courage, laziness is resistance, and emptiness is sexy. Scold you is my patent, you are not allowed to steal!
2 1. I will take good care of you, and I won't let you cook, coquetry, housework or like others.
22. I want to accompany you from novelty to belonging.
I want to be gentle and take care of you.
24. Two people love each other all their lives and are lucky to have three meals and three seasons.
25. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.
26. It will snow in spring, rain in summer, windy in autumn and sunny in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
27. I realized that after truly loving someone, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you have successes and you have failures.
Get a marriage certificate, the official announced the verdict.
The marriage certificate officer announced the verdict 1 1. I like you the way you are!
These are our two best-selling little red books.
Tell Hugh I can't wait for him.
4. Mr. Yi (idol name), who can't wait for youth, has been a gentleman for a lifetime.
Don't give up a love because of a little flaw. After all, in love, what is needed is truth, not perfection.
6. For the rest of your life, you are dull and wealth is you. Let's grow old together.
7. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.
8. Married and Married
9. I can get the certificate with you today. I must have looked back 500 times in my last life.
10. I didn't miss the heavy rain or the love in those years. The girl I chased in those years is now my wife. ...
1 1. I don't want to be your eyes, I just want to be your sweetheart.
12. In the future, I will tie your hair, add fragrance to your hands, sew clothes and embroider lines, and make your bed.
13. I see you, and I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.
14. Hold relevant certificates and drive legally.
15. Let's go to Baishi, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.
16. I have a certificate to work today, and the future * * * cannot be separated from the rich people's single-minded desire to win.
17. From a certain date to a certain date (from falling in love to getting married).
18. The answer is very long, and I'm going to answer it all my life.
19. I'll talk to you about a love that will never break up. I will stumble, the sun will set, and I will grow old together.
20. My friends won't celebrate their birthdays today, because I'm finally going to have a wedding!
The official who received the marriage certificate pronounced 2 2 1. "Win" and "Lose"
22. The rainbow of Sri Lankan people is not known until you have seen it.
23. The most beautiful fairy tale in the world is to share joys and sorrows with you.
24. Get married and fall in love.
25. My desire for earthly fireworks is you.
26. I only have you in my heart, and my love for you will never change.
27. Time has turned you and me into us. Because of you, we move on.
28. Falling in love with you is like eating chocolate, bitter, but full of deep sweetness.
I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.
30. The circle of friends wrote "earning" and the daughter-in-law wrote "losing".
3 1. I dare not say that I will wait for you all my life because my four years are running out. But believe that I will love you all my life, because no one can give me what you gave me.
32. Thank you for your time. I took away so many things, but left you with me.
33. Happiness is just a silhouette, just like the past years, like aquatic flowers.
34. A lifetime agreement is always good. At this point, the mind returns to the forest, and the horse has a reins. Teacher Zhang is a wife for the first time. Please give me more advice in the future.
35. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. I wish you happiness and love you forever.
36. Boy: Come with me and I'll give you the future! Girl: Let's go with you. Give me all the future.
37. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet someone better. I'm glad I am.
38. No matter whether your life is blue sky or rainy season, I will always have only one turn away from you.
39. I finally bound my other half.
40. From then on, two people have three meals in one room and four seasons. Getting a marriage certificate is suitable for sending friends.
Get a marriage certificate, the official announcement sentence 3: 4 1. From now on, go out and never be afraid of being gossiped.
42. Your sweet love is a treasure, and I disdain to exchange information with the emperor.
43. The happiest fairy tale is to be obsessed with tea with you.
44. Spring breeze is not as good as yours.
45. My dream is to die with you.
46. after eating the whole family bucket, it is a family. (The picture shows the marriage certificate and the family fight)
47. Hand in hand, I will always love you.
48. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is a sweetheart.
The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life.
50. I was raised by dog food. Today I come to give back to the society!
5 1.* year (the time when you were in love)
52. When two surnames get married, they are contracted together, and the marriage lasts forever, matching the same name.
53. Enough being a fairy and wanting to be your wife.
54. Every time we had a fierce argument, we really never left.
55. Take your hand in the future, walk together, see the mountains and rivers, and go to the ends of the earth.
Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.
57. You are my warm spring breeze, and the cold beer and the skirt with summer style are my unforgettable scenery.
58. The three most important days in the world are the day when you are in the world and the day when you and I become us.
59. At first, I just wanted a hug, accidentally added a kiss, and then I wanted a bed, a room and a marriage certificate.
60. After knowing you, not liking you has become the most difficult thing in the world.
Talk about happiness after getting a marriage certificate.
1, I want to learn from my grandfather, talk about three things, never fall in love and never get married. But it was accepted by a bitch like Gao Jian.
Chairman Mao said that love without marriage is hooliganism.
3, the wedding pattern ring, when divorced, the fingers and everything are very weak, and there is a pattern necklace! !
Speaking of marriage, it is the proudest thing in my life.
Happiness means listening to a song and watching a movie happily.
Sorry, I'm busy. I'm getting married.
7. Hey, I'm getting married soon, and you are in charge of being the bride.
8. Time has passed so long that I can't forget the love that once made me persistent.
9.* Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. So expensive
10, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.
1 1, women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play around. Don't take it seriously Why do you want to use your youth to train other people's husbands, and you are still so serious?
12, I will personally bury my love in the grave of marriage, but sometimes I feel extremely happy!
13, people who are usually funny are really super handsome once they get serious, such as me.
14, love itself is a cliche. It is painful to break up at first sight and meet again, because people don't want to be bored, so they get married.
15, finally got the verdict of his wife's imprisonment. If you want to add a deadline, I think it will be a lifetime! Accompany each other and be full of happiness!
16, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings with others, just have time on weekends! Let's meet.
17, I care about you all the time, even if you are not with me, this is happiness.
18, I want two marriage certificates, 1 for me, 1 for you.
19, I'd rather keep some words in my heart than say them when it hurts.
In order to support family planning in our country, I don't intend to get married. Talking about marriage
2 1. Love that does not aim at marriage is hooliganism.
22. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?
23. Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. It's too expensive. Getting married is nine yuan. Twelve yuan for divorce. Divorce is because there is a mistress in it.
24. Before marriage, the woman said, what is money? After the marriage, the woman said, what are you without money?
When I get married, you must come, because I will feel safe when I see you.
26. When you get married, I will take my husband to smash the venue.
From now on, this world has nothing to do with me. I just want to be a happy woman of a happy man, making soup, having children, buying a house and facing the sea in spring.
28. Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily!
The best confession is these five words. Let's get married.
30. Don't get married until you are frivolous.
3 1. I have never regretted falling in love with you. You let me know that love is really beautiful.
32. She said, I will hold the wedding on your wedding day. He said, have your own wedding.
I want to be a bridesmaid for my good sister when she gets married!
I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap. Let me treat you.
Whether the next second is the end of the world or not, I just want to stick to it quietly.
When I hugged you tightly, I really felt your love.
37. Give my dear best friend Zhang Haiqi: Let's get a marriage certificate from the employer.
Remember that I have been thinking about you, don't cry, just smile when you look up.
39. You must invite me when you get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of girl is better than me and fulfill my dream of marrying you.
40. If I am in power for you, I am willing to abandon my helmet and armor from now on.
4 1, dear, let's go to Shangri-La to get married, shall we? ! No, we're getting married in the nearest place to heaven! !
42. Don't invite me when you get married. I'm afraid I'll write swearing words all over the wedding.
43. I will definitely wear the wedding dress you and I chose to attend your wedding. When you get married, I'll rob the marriage and see who can survive.
44. Get married after being young and frivolous.
45. Find a summer school when you get married and have children. Dare you ask my son? In the future, find a person named Ma to get married and have a baby, named Ma Ma. Do you think the teacher dares to ask my daughter?
You and I are both lucky, because I met you and you met me.
47. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.
48.hy: when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often wonder what they did in their last life. It is really a world of ice and fire.
49. I want to sign a contract with you In a few years, if you don't have a girlfriend and I don't have a boyfriend, we will get married.
50, my terminator appeared, and we got married!
5 1, I heard that it is cheap to get married now, and the civil affairs bureau will get it done for 9 yuan. I ask you to put it.
52. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.
53. When I get married and hold a wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one!
54, I finally want to marry myself, tears streaming down my face! !
55. The person who will marry me in the future doesn't know who to fall in love with now. Don't waste your feelings. Let's get to know each other sometime.
56. You betray me, you are strong, you associate with me, I smile, you get married, and I bless you.
57. You idiots bombed the divorce office. Divorce and marriage are the same place. You should burn the marriage certificate.
58. If you get married and the bride is not me, I will dress more beautifully than the bride and I will make a hullabaloo about.
Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.
60. I want to have a good date and then get engaged and get married together.
6 1. The two people who were supposed to get married suddenly lost contact for no reason, without a prelude, and some just lost their share.
62. When we get married, let's tattoo a pair of rings together. Whoever files for divorce first will cut off his finger first. Dare you?
On your wedding day, I will give you a coffin as a gift.
64. My gray hair is getting denser and denser, which shows that we love each other deeply.
65, a wife, waiting for many years, I must cherish this fate.
66. Love that does not aim at marriage is to raise a wife for others.
67. A billion-dollar lottery tells the person you love to marry you. I guess you will choose the latter?
68. Before marriage, sisters are bridesmaids, after marriage, they are girlfriends, and children are godmothers.
69. What's the big deal about being in love? You have the ability to get married ~ ~
70, drive a tractor and sing love songs! ! Get married by bike! !
7 1. Am I your bride or your maid of honor on your wedding day?
72, the last carnival, get up early, be a good wife and mother, cook, cook and take care of the children, but tonight, I want to be hi! !
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