Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Tell me about the fat man's character.

Tell me about the fat man's character.

1, order whatever you want. Don't worry, I'm here.

2, life is alive, don't talk about weight!

You go first and leave the rest to me!

4. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

I can turn over in such a short distance.

7. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

8, not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I sealed off this place.

9. Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

10, don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.

1 1, scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

12, if you don't have the determination to be fat, don't eat reluctantly.

13, fat people are very aware of their physical deficiencies and will work harder in other areas, so successful people are generally fatter.

14, no matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!

15, even the nutrition can't be preserved, and it is the scum of mankind.

16, Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

17, I weigh myself now, and I want to pluck my eyebrows.

18, don't try to catch up with me. The calorie intake of you and me (next88) is not an order of magnitude at all.

19, "inclusive woman", that's me.

20. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

22, the meaning of fat is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

23. I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

24. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.

25. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

26. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".