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Despise a person's words

1, your appearance has broken through the human mind!

Although you wear perfume, I still vaguely smell scum.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I will die soon.

4, don't think that you are younger than me, you can jump chalk for a few more days, the coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

Love is despair in loneliness, being strong in despair, and thinking about him all the time after being strong.

6. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a noble character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

7. Because of such a scientific truth, Doudou Mimi just won't tell you. Just so-so, third in the world.

8. Upright people are upright, and villains are often compassionate.

9. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

10, the villain has no knots, and he abandons his roots and pursues it to the end. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

1 1. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed in was a royal salute.

Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.

13 I knew you were a monster when I opened my eyes.

14, arguing with a MM about whether a whale is a fish. Finally, I said, "The Japanese also have a personal message." She agreed that a whale is not a fish.

15, it is impossible to steal happiness, but there is still a little hope to steal fat.

16, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

17, when you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can occupy a good tomb after your death, which can make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a good house before your death.

18, women like bad men and don't like bad men.

19, I won't cry for you anymore, my mascara is not cheap.

20. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

2 1, he always sits still until he meets * *; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

22, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

Please respect yourself.

24. The flies in the crown are not more noble than those in the toilet.

25. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

26. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

27, pockmarked is not called pockmarked, deceiving.

28, long buns, don't blame the dog for following.

29. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg!

30. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different human beings! Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

3 1, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

32, Zhou Lang launched a coup, lost his wife and soldiers.

33, your long back chapter!

34. African animals are on the grassland; European and American animals are in the zoo; Animals in China are on the dining table.

35. The world is like this. This is all hypocrisy. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?

36. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

37. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance.

38. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

39. Your mother is playing truant and your father is a miner.

40. After reading a wandering story of Sanmao, I was quite satisfied.

4 1, I don't know if I went to college or the college fucked me.

42. When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn. I really regret that I didn't shoot you in the toilet and wash you away with water! I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

43. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

44. A gentleman's adult beauty is not an adult's evil. The villain is the opposite.

45. Without you, how can I set off the beauty of lm?

46. How did your mother teach you? Some things in life are not mentioned, and I know I am embarrassed in front of people every day.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.

48. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

49, only the icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow.

50. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

5 1, since you have to be shameless, she is used to ugliness.

52. Loneliness in life; Ideal cup; The game is all night; * * selfie; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

53. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

55, your five senses organization discipline is too bad!

56. Your words are harmless. Holding five big coins.

57. A gentleman is easier said than done. Don't say it; It also allows people, this device. It's easy for the villain to say something difficult. Although it doesn't matter, it is also said; It also makes people want to be prepared.

58. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

59. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!

60. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

6 1, I have seen many ugly people, but there are too many who look like you!

62. Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: Take the blame for wearing a green hat and watch others have sex.

What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

64. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.

65, the villain is shameless, paying attention to profit and neglecting death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

66, others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini, and you just have the same strength as skydiving.

67. That man looks good. How can I put it? The pixels are relatively low.

68. The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

69. Failing English shows that I am patriotic.

70. Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.

7 1, the junior high school physical education teacher said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

72. You are just a rice jar.

73. I can't miss myself, I can't take care of myself in pain, I can't take care of myself in the result, I can't give myself happiness.

74, otaku, as long as a power failure, will degenerate into a caveman.

75. The dragon is innocent, the dragon is nobody, and Yiyuan is without a party.

Come on, do you want to die or not?

77. Experts, experts, specially for everyone.

78, the east is not bright, the west is bright, forcing you to look like you.

79. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

80. It doesn't make any sense just to steal someone else's plagiarism.

8 1, you are quite suitable for taking the upper route!

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

83. Damn it! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!

84. congratulations You are the eighth woman who likes him! But I believe that you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end.

Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.

86. By the way, it's more beautiful to change clothes into Chinese-style corsets and open your pants.

87. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood; Give you some color and you will open a dyeing room.

88. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.