Interesting but not embarrassing warm-up phrases

You like sarcasm too much. Are you born with essential balm and cool oil? I compiled some interesting short sentences. Welcome to read!

1, I confess that I had plastic surgery? My stomach is bulging.

2, come out to mix, it will be boring sooner or later.

I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

5. Protect the 3-digit balance with a 6-digit password.

6. What if your gas leaks? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

7. The world belongs to us and our sons, but it ultimately belongs to our children and grandchildren.

8. When you leave, you never worry about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

9, life since ancient times, who has no shit, who has no paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

10, you still have to dream, or you can talk to someone when you are drunk.

1 1, one day, the power is in hand, killing all the dogs that failed me.

12, console yourself every time you finish the exam, it's okay, it's all participation.

13, the cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

14, what can I do when I am old? Square dancing is so difficult that I can't learn any of them.

15, there is nothing valuable at home, only I can take it out. 16, if my life is made into a movie, then I have already thought of the name of the movie, called "A Poor Life".

17, I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

18, dating with good friends, I feel that the pig that has been raised for many years has been eaten by others.

19、? Do you have a bad relationship? ? Shun, there was no one along the way. ?

20, the most boring, open the TV, press the phone, chew snacks, watch the computer!

2 1, and said that I don't care about you, and I don't forget to tuck you in every time I wake up in the middle of the night.

22, don't talk, feel my handsome.

23. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

24. When your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

25. The ideal is full, but the reality is very backbone. 26. Men like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

27. What I value most about boys is talent. Looks are not important, just handsome.

28. My mother asked me why I didn't come out to go to the toilet for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror.

29. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself:? Eating too much will kill you. ? But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all.

30, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

3 1, the sorrow of every nearsighted person: the world is a plane without glasses. Hermaphrodite rice, regardless of people and animals.

32. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

33. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

34. I finally understand a truth: people who are ugly should read more books. No wonder everyone says I'm not the first thing to look at.

35. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.

The above are funny short sentences for everyone to enjoy and remember to collect!