Tik Tok's most shocking meaningless copy.

1. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

I look good when I am fat, but I have it when I am thin.

3. To say that others are mentally ill, the premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

4. The pain is great but not deep, and the dream is always serious.

5. Love is like farting, with a high profile at the beginning and a low profile at the end.

6. Only young people are still crying for love, while we adults are only crying for poverty!

I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

Eight. People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

9. "Why do you always listen to songs while doing your homework?" "Didn't you see the background music when the protagonist did something important in the movie!"

10. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called complete ignorance, a kind of multiple-choice question called looking to the right, a kind of calculation question called crying while doing, and an application question called falling apart.

1 1. I can kill you with my keyboard or embarrass you with my beauty.

A handsome man like me will always be found out by the teacher when he is absent from class.

Thirteen. "What do you often take to school?" "A heart ready for a holiday"

The teacher said that you can't eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

16. Perfect boyfriend. No smoking, no drinking, no cheating, no existence!

17. Sometimes, everything is false except lies!

18. Don't underestimate the road idiot. In the eyes of road idiots, walking along one road is different from walking in the opposite direction, walking in the daytime is different from walking at night, walking in summer is different from walking in winter, and walking on weekdays is different from walking on holidays. You normal people can never imagine what magical effect we can see when we cross a street and turn into a mountain peak.

19. The legend of Mi Yue tells us that even sisters who have lived all their lives will meet as long as they fall in love with the same man. This shows that men are really bad things.

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A swimming coach was shopping in the mall when a beautiful lady suddenly came to meet him. He looked at it carefully for a long time before he recognized it as one of his students. So he exclaimed loudly, "I really didn't recognize you when you put on your clothes!" "

2 1. Humor or self-mockery, thick skin can also block bullets.

22. Logger Vick, I taught you to cut down trees, and you taught me how to be strong.

23. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

At my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body, give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.

25. It is not good to hang from a tree. Try to die several times in a few trees ... if you die, you will die completely!

Twenty-six. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too bad luck, but their grades are generally not good.

Twenty-seven Only when you suffer can you become a master. I don't want to be a master, but I still can't let go of the suffering in this world.

28. I look too fat. I was swollen by life.

29. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

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10. I will become dirtier in the future, not dirtiest, only dirtier.

Thirty-one. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

My girlfriend is not a nun because of her.

If you can't pass level 4, the temple won't accept it.

33. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy! Happy is happy, unhappy is happy.

34. I have mastered it

36 ways to hide private money, and then only need this money.

Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

If something happens to you one day, please call me. Maybe I can't fight, and I'm not big enough to block your knife, but I can stand up and look handsome.

Thirty-seven I have never been late since I set my alarm clock to restless and crawled out of bed every day.

Thirty-eight When I was in college, I called my mother and said I had no money. My mother said, I'll hang up now and save you some phone bills.

39. Before I went home, my parents said they missed me very much ... When I came back, I found that they just wanted to scold me. They were scolded for getting up late, watching TV, playing mobile phones, staying at home and going out to play. ...

40. Some parents educate their children. There is no scientific method, no rules, and it is entirely by touching ... like my dad!