A sentence that makes people laugh.

A funny sentence. In daily life, many people will share sentences on some social platforms. There are many types of sentences, some of which make people laugh. Let's share a sentence that makes people laugh. Let's have a look.

A sentence that makes people laugh too much 1. First, "Is your emotional path smooth?" "Shun, there is no one along the way."

Second, others will look good in stockings. And if you wear stockings, it will only be of good quality!

Third, I fight for face in spring, figure in summer, temperament in autumn and personality in winter, but I can't afford anything, so I can only fight.

Fourth, a classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied, "I don't allow you to say that about yourself."

5. Once having dinner with a friend, he showed off his height. He said: My mother is 155, and my father is 160. I can grow to 183 hahaha ... I don't envy him. I think he is a man with a story.

6. When I was a child, I had a dream to marry two daughters-in-law, one for cooking and the other for washing clothes. When I grow up, I find myself thinking too much. Marrying a wife is a big problem. Even if you marry a daughter-in-law, who will do the laundry is still a problem.

Seven, lies have three treasures: everlasting, everlasting, love to the old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

Eight, interesting girls are single, because they can support the boring years alone, it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves. I hope you will continue to walk in the future. I will take the bus.

9. I just went to the railway station to get the ticket myself. I heard an uncle wearing a gold necklace say, "What's the use of reading? College students don't have to work for me. " I laughed after listening, and changed the language of the ticket machine to English after picking up the ticket.

Ten, there are always a group of invisible friends, lying on your friends list like dead people, and occasionally changing their epitaphs.

Eleven, I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, exercise more, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early to form a good habit. Over time, you have no friends.

Twelve, married for many years, slept until midnight. My husband suddenly turned around and hugged his wife in the middle of the night and said, this life is too short. The wife was moved to tears after listening to her husband's words. My husband went on to say: I can't even cover my feet.

Thirteen, the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes you angry and wipes your ass too carefully.

Fourteen, after the English listening test, I understand a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

Fifteen, walking today, being spit out by a child! I'm not angry. I gave the child a candy and said, "You threw up very well. I will reward you with a candy. I will vomit when I see people in the future and give you sugar! " I can't believe nobody cares about you!

Sixteen, I heard that peeing against the wind will pee on your shoes. Today, I tried it. Haha, it's really a lie. Stop playing and go and wash your face.

Seventeen, when you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days without money, so be strong!

My brother invited me to eat special snacks near his home. It is common for a place to smell. I asked him, what are the characteristics? My brother pointed to the boss and whispered, look, the boss is wearing open-backed pants.

19. In ancient times, when girls were dating, they said whether they wanted it or not, but their parents had the final say. If you don't want to, say that your daughter wants to live with her parents for two years.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Twenty-one, when you play games, others are staying up late to work overtime to catch up on the project; Go fishing at work, others fight for wine to accompany customers; When you sleep at night, everyone else works at night, which is why others died suddenly at work in their twenties, but you have good skin, good complexion and good spirit.

22. Please recommend a sports car with a price of over 4 million. It starts fast, is comfortable enough and looks good. The more expensive, the better. I want to change the wallpaper of my mobile phone.

Twenty-three, "Husband, I have a sore throat." "Ah, that how to do? What do you want to eat? " "I want to buy a bag to moisten my throat." I ...

Twenty-four, "Call your parents tomorrow." "Is it okay if my parents are not here?" "Yes, but be sure to come." The next day, I carried my 3-year-old uncle on my back and embarked on a road of no return.

Sentences that make people laugh too much. 1. Women in the new era can enter the hall, climb over the wall, get a mistress, and beat hooligans, but they can't leave the kitchen.

Second, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood, but dare not face the mother-in-law's face.

Third, I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family property to luxury cars and villas. These are not by others, but by ourselves, bit by bit, and I want to come out!

4. I once passed by a man, and he was so full of sparks that he almost moved a brick.

Five, through the palm print, you can see the girlfriend's personality. If her palm prints often appear on your face, it means that she has a bad temper.

When my parents were young, they owed a lot of money to others. Every time they say to others, "We will pay you back twice in the future." Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang.

7. Change lanes to the right and turn into a left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

I have a blind date with a girl. My mother likes her very much, so does my father. Finally, I recognized her as an adopted daughter and said that I was not worthy of her.

Customer: Since I used the hair tonic I bought from you, how did my hair fall out? Shop assistant: Yes, sir. If you want to grow new hair, you must make room for it first.

Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, the company will still count you as late.

I like wasting money very much, but I have no money, so I can only choose to waste time, because time is money. A waste of time is procrastination. You see, I'm procrastinating on the surface, but I'm actually showing off my wealth.

Twelve, work hard outside for three years, and go home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. Unexpectedly, my mother didn't scold me, but comforted me: "Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back."

Thirteen, with my face value, if I were in ancient times, I could support the whole brothel! You mean you look like a pillar?

I can't do two things, this one and that one.

Fifteen, finally know that riding a roller coaster is really scary. While sitting, I risked bullets and came down to find a piece of gum in my mouth. This is not my advantage!

Sixteen, after so many points, so many years of polishing, you finally became the name I must mention when swearing.

Seventeen. On the subway, I heard several aunts talking about having a second child. An aunt said, "You should have a second child. Look at Dalang. If there is no Song Wu, who will avenge him? "

18. Dude: It is said that the ideal weight of a woman is that when a man picks you up, his brow will not wrinkle. Me: Really? Then I will trim my husband's eyebrows when I go back tonight.

Nineteen, do you know what precautions are needed to sell Meng? Watch your appearance!

Twenty, I heard that staying up late has many disadvantages, so staying up late is from happy to scared.

Today, at the class reunion, my friend asked me what my major was, and I smiled. Let me tell you this, the future Peking Union Medical College Hospital, remember! This is the whole hospital ... I will do all the cleaning work.

Twenty-two, accompanied his wife back to her mother's house and stopped a taxi. The driver said 10 yuan, and the wife said, "15 is it ok for two people?"

Twenty-three, I hated eating and sleeping when I was a child. Now think about how you can be so mean.

After several severe domestic violence, my wife can't even look at me now. As long as she looks at me, I will sit on the ground and cry.