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Short sand sculpture copy

Brief sand sculpture copy (selected 64 sentences) 1. Friendship is like a vase, it breaks when it is smashed. Friendship is like a vase, when it is broken. If I were just an advertisement in your life, I would choose to appear in prime time. 3. Confusion doesn't appeal to people, and cleverness doesn't necessarily appeal to people; Everyone is happy only when he is smart and confused. A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you. In class, the teacher said that we only have one earth, so we should take good care of it. Beetle thought for a moment, raised his hand and said, teacher, there is only one me on the earth, so you should take good care of me. 6. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs. 7. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am. 8. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go! 9. Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily. 10. I was a childhood friend, and my bamboo horse was ridden; I am a bamboo horse, and I was eaten in my childhood. 1 1. It should be very light to be so shameless and heartless. 12. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark. 13. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny. 14. You'd better show your love at noon. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution! 15. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work! 16. Born with light, born with food, born with fat, born with bangs, born with strong winds, born with me, why not have my partner? 17. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it succeeds, the Bodhisattva will protect you, and I'm afraid she won't find you! 18. Money can be called a male god, money can't be called a husband, and face can't be called a blue face. As for those without money, I'm sorry. Are you a good person? Ah, what a painful understanding! 19. The exam is a person's business, but the score is a matter of seven aunts and eight aunts and a group of people next door, such as Lao Wang. 20. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next? 2 1. In fact, people in ancient times were quite optimistic, and when they had a little leisure, they pondered how to live forever. After a busy day, modern people calm down and collapse in bed. There are only four words in their hearts: I don't want to live. 22. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam. 23. Others can go to Paris alone when they break up. I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs when I break up. I dare not add eggs to a bowl of beef noodles for six yuan. 24. I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating small monsters. The reality is that the mouse plays the cat, the sheep plays the wolf, and two bears play Logger Vick to death. It's not that we are not strong, but that the world is crazy! 25. Selling Meng should also be divided into people. Only good-looking people can sell cute, and ugly people can only pretend to be crazy and sell silly. 26. What is the generation gap? I just put on my new clothes and walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom gave me a look and said, yes, in the pot, help yourself. 27. I believe there must be someone in this world who doesn't mind all your shortcomings, such as freckles and acne, flat chest and fat legs, rudeness and laziness. Is this the man? Your rival in love. 28. At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz. 29. Girls say that they can't find a partner. Generally, they can't find their favorite drinks when standing in front of vending machines. Boys say they can't find anyone, and they usually stand in the Sahara desert and say no, but that's really not true. 30. I just watched a news that both mother and daughter are flight attendants. I don't know what's good about this, just mother and daughter! Our ancestors were farmers for eighteen generations, and I never show off! Am I proud? Am I bloated? 3 1. Not only talented, but also waist fat. In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem. Falling in love with an immature man is like raising a son. You teach him how to love someone, and in the end you will find that you have a wife. 34. Pay attention to details, and start with small things, because you can't do big things at all. 35. Why did you remind me? Money is not everything? ? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything. 36. The same is lazy, just because the face is different and the fate is completely different. For example, pandas and pigs: one is spoiled and the other is stabbed! You are nothing but ugly! 37. Obesity is the pain of breathing. Eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, and even drinking water will hurt. 38. People who love to laugh are not too unlucky. To tell the truth, if a person is unlucky, I don't know how he can laugh. 39. How important is your interest? I bought a smart washing machine for my mother, and I can't use it after teaching it n times. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, which not only works, but also can be repaired! 40. The older you grow up, the more you know that people who say they don't care about money are actually very poor, and rich people are too lazy to discuss it. 4 1. I don't know how people who talk for half a year do it. I feel that if I don't talk about it every day, my talent will have nowhere to display! 42. In a woman's life, when she was a child, she was naughty, Taobao grew up, panning for gold, marrying rice, and she was eliminated when she was old. Women, act quickly while you are still young. 43. What is love? It's just that two people are ugly like monkeys, and they are worried that the other person will be taken away, so they squat. 44. I accompanied my wife back to my parents' house and stopped a taxi. The driver said 10 yuan, and the wife said? How about two people 15? 45. If he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as meek as a cat, he will think you have lost your hair. 46. If you can't get rich overnight, two nights will do, and I can accept half a month. 47. Living alone. Both of them are very happy. Three people live to death. Four people! Why don't we play cards? 48. The so-called pig-like roommate is that I caught a cold and asked him to bring a box of black and white ones. As a result, he brought me a pack of Oreos. 49. I love O2O, but I'm afraid of laughing. If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great. 5 1. What two people care about each other is called love. A person who thinks for himself is called a bitch. 52. Women think that just because men say I support you, you can plant flowers and grass at home, learn piano painting, practice yoga, go shopping with your sisters in the afternoon, have afternoon tea, get a manicure and apply your face? In men's minds, I raise you to wash clothes, cook, take care of children, honor parents and carry on the family line. 53. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill. So my mother taught me to eat. 54. Don't persuade a person who insists on eating shit, or he will not only thank you, but also think that you want to compete with him for food. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because you still know yourself. 56. I envy you being with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me. 57. You can love a scum three or five times, but you can't love a scum three or five times. It may be unlucky to go the wrong way, but jumping into the pit all the time is mentally retarded. 58. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you. 59. People must not mistreat themselves when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical. 60. Dialogue between grandma and brother who are washing clothes. Brother: Grandma, help me throw away these underwear. Grandma: Look how beautiful this pattern is. It's a shame to throw it away. I'll change your mask. You can still use it. 6 1. There are only two kinds of results of unrequited love, either to be a positive result or to become a Buddha. Take a step back, and you will complete your blue sea and blue sky. 62. Journey to the West tells us that all the fairies with backstage were picked up, and those without backstage were killed by a stick. 63. Now the post-60s dominate the world, while the post-90s are lawless. After 00, they are all spoiled After 50, eating, drinking and having fun every day is Sunday. Poor post-70s and post-80s are getting worse every day. When I saw a beggar shaking me with money in a bowl in the street, I thought I was showing off my wealth.