Talking about the Humor of Bathing Dogs

1. There is a puppy. Its eyes are gray, its small ears are sharp, and its four legs run fast. This is my little dog Wang Wang. I remember once when I was eating cookies, Wang came up to me, rubbed my hand and made a "uh-huh" sound, as if to say, young master, can I have some? I'm starving. Like a spoiled child, it's fun. But after not playing for many days, Wang Wang was killed. Do you want to know who killed the puppy? That's my mother. In fact, my mother is also kind. She wanted to give Wang Wang some nutrition and give her milk to drink, but the milk expired and she drank it badly. I have been thinking about playing Wangwang for a few days since he left me.

2. Take other people's road and let others have no way out.

3. The name of the single boy is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for a year replied: the dog ignores it.

4. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single idiot by IQ.

Dogs are actually a kind of animals with high vigilance, and only when they are safe will they be full. If your dog can eat well, either it feels safe, or it trusts you, or it is imitating you.

6. I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

7. Everyone says I'm single, hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

8. If human beings want to be handsome, they have to reproduce asexually. If you twist your hip shaft in the aisle, with two glass balls in your hand and cigarette butts all over the floor, pregnant women will have dystocia when they see you.

9. Can someone who secretly loves me confess? You are anxious and I am waiting?

10. The one with yellow spots is called "Coke" and the poodle is called "Sang Sang". Coke is only two months old and has learned to be naughty. It grabbed my pants desperately, as if trying to climb up. My uncle said that he likes pestering people very much. If you don't hug him, he will keep pestering people. So I picked it up gently. Suddenly, "Sang Sang" ran in and saw me holding a "Coke" with round eyes, as if to compete with it. Fortunately, it didn't feel lonely for long. Soon, my cousin was teasing it with a sausage. It's really funny.

1 1. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfactory.

12. This puppy has a big mouth and a row of white and sharp teeth in Zhang Kuan. It can kill a big mouse in one bite!

13. It's not that easy to show love. Single dog also has ta's temper.

14. Love is not a vigorous oath, but a faint companionship.

15. Do you like having a dog? I like it! My family has a dog, and my parents dislike it, so I want to give it to you. Is it okay? What dog? I'm single dog.