What are the sentences in the humorous tone of getting fat?

1, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

Although my face is fat, I am very happy to be a bridesmaid for the last time.

3. I love gluttony unconsciously, but I feel fat when I know it.

4. People are in a daze because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

My sister gave me a look and said, don't let the meat hear me.

6, look in the mirror, touch your hair and say: grow faster, grow faster.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.