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Schoolbag self-report

The self-report of the schoolbag is 1 Hi! Hello everyone! I am your right-hand man-schoolbag, which my uncle gave to my young master during the Chinese New Year.

My whole body is sky blue, and the main part is a bag. There is a Mickey mouse in front of the bag. His eyes are fixed on the front, his hands are swinging, and his feet are running forward in tandem, as if to say to the young master, "You can't fall behind on the road of learning!" "My back is lined with a large sponge, which feels soft and makes the young master feel very comfortable. There is a gray belt on it, and there are two thick belts beside it. They are also lined with sponges and extend to the bottom of the bag, thus forming two circles for people to carry. There is a plastic button at the end of each circle, which can be used to adjust the size of the circle. I have a small bag on both sides, one on the left is for an umbrella, and the other on the right is for a water cup.

Open the front cover, and you will see three bags attached to the bag layer by layer, one bigger than the other. They all have their own functions. On the first floor, the young master put some small items, such as mobile phones and money. The young master on the second floor is used to put some big items, such as skipping rope and dishcloth. On the cover of the bag, there is also a small transparent bag that can hold some cards, such as monthly pass cards and membership cards. When the zipper on the bag is unzipped, another big bag will appear, which is also the largest layer. Its purpose is to put some books, homework and stationery that the young master needs in class.

Young master loves me very much. He cleans me every day and regularly once a month. I remember once, my young master went on an autumn outing behind my back, and he held me all the way. I also helped a lot at noon. All the food is in my stomach. Without me, what would my young master take to pack food?

I have all the functions. Master, how can I live without me?

Self-report of schoolbag 2 Hello everyone, I am a beautiful, happy and happy schoolbag.

I was born blue, my body is rectangular, my clothes are slippery and I have two broad "shoulders" at the back. The two straps at the back of my backpack are very strong. There are two small pockets on both sides, which is where the young master puts the cup. There is an interesting picture on my stomach. A little goat is driving a car, and a little white rabbit is teasing the little goat with radish. The little goat ignored the little white rabbit and still drove intently, as if to say, "Little white rabbit, stop quickly, or something will happen."

I'm of great use. It has three floors. The young master puts the books in the classroom on the innermost layer, the exercise books and some books on the middle layer and the pencil box on the outermost layer, so that he can have his own home. My technology is great, and it can protect against rain! Once it rained heavily on my way home from school, and my "coat" was wet, but I still held my brothers and sisters tightly. When I got home, they were not wet at all, and they were still trying to thank me! Many brothers and sisters are pencil box writers, and I chat with them every day. One day Uncle Pen asked me, "Are you tired of always carrying us behind your back?" I smiled and said, "I'm not tired, because my young master carries me behind his back every day, and I can enjoy many beautiful scenery." In spring, flowers bloom to welcome birds and bees. Birds sing and bees play with them, like a symphony specially woven for us to welcome us to school. " Autumn is fruitful all the way, melons and fruits are fragrant, and maple leaves fall to the earth on campus; Beautiful snowflakes in winter, wearing white skirts, are flying like white butterflies; Let me and the young master see things in a blur, beautiful. How can I feel tired? Should I be happy? "

I love everyone, and I love my little master more!

I am a beautiful schoolbag. I'm wearing a blue dress with a Garfield on the back. Because young master often helps me to bathe, I am always clean.

Don't underestimate me. In the eyes of the master, I am his good brother! Every morning, he told me to open my mouth and feed me a lot of breakfast: Chinese books, math books, English books ... even breakfast was made me eat like this, so that my weight reached 5 kg. So my classmates at school gave me a nickname: "Phil Ling". Let me be clear, I don't like this nickname!

Whenever young master needs a book, I will spit it out and supply it to young master. So, I am also the right-hand man of the young master!

However, when the young master didn't take care of me, I was hurt all over. If you don't believe me, let me give you an example! Let's talk about recent events. Yesterday, the young master came back from school and threw me on the table and left. That throw hurt me, but fortunately the master didn't use too much force. However, for the sake of young master's earnest study, I'd better bear it! Despite the wear and tear of my coat, it just proves that I have been with my young master for a long time, four years!

After talking for so long, these are just a little complaints. Because the young master studies very hard, he is always among the best in his studies. When he was accepting the award of "three good students", I just wanted to say, "Look, that's my master! He can't learn well without my efforts! "

I am proud of me, and I am even more proud of my young master.

Self-report of schoolbag: A skirt with four roses, a big belly and two small side pockets make up a beautiful me-a beautiful and practical schoolbag.

My little master carries me to school every day, and I am the most loyal partner of my little master, rain or shine. My little master is very kind to me. When it rains, she will cover me with a raincoat to prevent me from getting wet. Although I really want to walk in the rain and feel the excitement of being caught in the rain, my little master never gives me a chance. I am naughty at school and always dirty in my desk. I always want to make myself dirty and scare the young master, but the young master never gives me a chance. Whenever I have a little stain on my body, she will put me in the water and wash me thoroughly.

There are two layers in my stomach. If the test paper lady is afraid of wrinkling, she can live in my mezzanine. If the little brother in the exercise book is afraid of breaking his foot, he can also live in the mezzanine. My mezzanine is their safe house. There is also a net bag in front of my big belly. My homework register is very small. I always like to play hide and seek. If she is afraid that her master can't find her, she can live in my net bag. Small water cup is very careful, always afraid of getting the little master's textbook wet, so he took the initiative to live in my side pocket. Although I have so many things in my stomach, my young master is not tired at all, because my strap is wide and has a decompression button on it, which can reduce the burden on my young master to the greatest extent.

Every time I come home from school, the little master will put me in front of her desk. I looked at her with rapt attention and was proud of her from the bottom of my heart. I must have a good time with my young master to make her study better!

I am a magic schoolbag. I came from a factory and was put on the counter of a stationery store. Finally, a little boy took a fancy to me and took me home.

My stomach is blue. There is a long password box on my stomach to enter words, and there are lines on my body to connect them. There is a frisky beard on the top of my schoolbag. Seen from a distance, this schoolbag is only ten centimeters high and five meters wide. At close range, the schoolbag is thirty centimeters high and ten centimeters wide. By the way, I forgot to mention that there is a long note on my head, which is slightly sticky.

My function is also amazing. Every time my host posts my function, everyone can't help looking at me. I am so proud! Now that I mentioned the function, let me talk about my function! Everybody, remember the password box. He is one of my functions. Whenever the bell rings, the owner has no time to rummage through the books. As long as he enters the book he is looking for on it, the book will jump out of the bag at once, which saves time. Another function is to roll clothes with that strip for speed and convenience.

Sometimes, students like to ask my teacher, "What is your schoolbag made of?" The host always raises his chin and proudly says, "He is like a living person. His body is made of glass, and people will think that he is heavy, but it is not. There is something metal in it, only 60 grams, which won't bend his back. When he grows up, he won't bow. " You must be wondering, why didn't I mention the strap on my schoolbag? Actually, there is no strap on this schoolbag. It is precisely because the back of my schoolbag is sticky. As long as the owner turns his back on it, he can walk as soon as he stands up. Is it inconvenient?

Listen, am I great? I'll wait for you in twenty years!

Self-report of schoolbag 6 Hello everyone, I am a schoolbag, and I am an indispensable thing for primary school students. I should have been happy to serve primary school students, but I was wrong because I was too fat. Some students were afraid that I would be wronged in the drawer, so they rudely threw me to the ground and my clothes were worn out.

I remember once, the little master was late, and the teacher asked him to stand in front of the classroom and listen to the class. My master dragged me off my shoulder and fell to the ground. It hurts! But he ignored me, took out his book and began to read. After class, I hope my master can put me back in the drawer. But I was wrong. The host not only ignored me, but also ran out to play with other students. I envy those companions lying in the desks! I'm so sad that my master left me on the cold floor so mercilessly! But what can you do? I can't talk, and I can't complain. Finally, after school, my master carried me home. When I got home, I was thrown to the ground by my master again. How I want to say to my master: "master! Master! Let me go, I don't want to stay on the cold ground! " But the master can't hear me, so I can only keep it that way.

I am such an ordinary schoolbag. I use my body to load books for my master. No matter how many books my master has, I can bear it. I just want to say to my master, "please cherish and protect us, ok?"

Self-report of schoolbag 7 Hello everyone, I am a chubby schoolbag. I'm wearing a pink evening dress. Don't think I'm fat. My stomach can hold a lot of things.

My master loves me very much. Every morning, my host will prepare a lot of rich breakfasts for me to fill my stomach. After eating, my master will take a walk behind my back, and I will enjoy the fresh air on my master's back. Every day, we walk to school because my master will go to school here. Here, I will be under my master's desk, listening to the students' reading and the wonderful songs of the birds outside.

As each class passed, my stomach became more and more hungry. With the noisy classmates, after school, my master gave me a big biscuit, and he also took me home. When I got home, I took a comfortable nap on my master's desk. When I woke up, my master had taken me to school. Alas, I am really a lazy pig. I had a pleasant study time with my host in the afternoon, and the day passed like this. A new day is about to begin.

Gradually, there are more and more stains on my body. I am old, and my master doesn't dislike me or me. He put me in a comfortable box and got along with my friends happily. At first, I was worried that my master had no partner, but my worry was unnecessary. My master has a new companion to accompany her. I believe my master will study harder and harder with the help of his new partner.

I'm a schoolbag. I live in a stationery store. Chat with friends around you every day. People come and go here from morning till night, so friends around us are constantly updating. I wish someone could buy me off. Finally, a little boy bought me home.

My color is green, and there are pictures on my stomach: a brown bear is catching butterflies on the grass, the sun shines softly on the grass, and a rainbow is still hanging in the sky! How beautiful!

My body is very soft, and it will be very comfortable for young master to carry me. I have three floors, in descending order. The first floor is wide and big, and the young master puts some textbooks and some bigger things in it; The second floor is relatively long, and the young master puts his notebook and exercise book in it; The third floor is narrow and small, so the young master put some pens, erasers and rulers in it. I have two cup pockets here, which can hold cups for young master. I have many small bags on me, including mesh bags and transparent bags. Each bag has a different purpose.

My little master really loves me. Every day he goes to school happily behind my back. He put me down gently for fear of hurting me. He bathes me every once in a while to keep me clean.

Although I am only a small schoolbag, I am of great use and one of the most important partners in human learning. So I hope you can treat us well and make us the best partners. composition

The self-report of the schoolbag 9 Hello everyone! I am a small pink schoolbag, but my parents bought me back on my little master's birthday.

There are two small pockets on both sides of the body, which are used by the owner to hold small cups and markers. The schoolbag is divided into three layers, the first layer contains Chinese books and math books, the second layer contains small notebooks, and the third layer contains test papers.

The new semester has begun, and the young master is carrying me behind my back. How light! Friends I know like me, too. I was very happy, but when I got home, the books were full and I was exhausted. I said angrily, "I quit!" " "The host said," Quit, and I'll throw you in the trash. I was scared, and I said, "Okay, I'll keep working." "

One day, the little master was ill, and her mother took her temperature-38. At 9 degrees, she had a fever. When the master and mother were taking medicine, I said to superfine product, "I shouldn't have made you angry. I'm sorry!" "I have been thinking in my heart: I am sorry, young master, I am sorry. Young master still has a fever after taking the medicine. Mother took the little master to the hospital for injection treatment. A few days passed, young master, and we went to school happily together again.

After school, I was quietly in the cupboard, thinking: I wonder what kind of new schoolbag my parents will buy for my young master when I retire. Forget it. Don't even think about it. I have to stand up for next semester.

The self-report of the schoolbag 10 Hi, everyone, I am the schoolbag general, responsible for all the learning tools of the young master, haha, what's wrong? I am awesome!

I look like a semicircle, red, with a kitten on it. I have a bow on my head, snow-white skin and pointed ears, which are very cute. I always have three floors, the first floor is the site of the textbook door, the second floor is the site of the exercise book, and the third floor is the site of the test paper and pencil box. When the young master is going to school, I will work hard. Chinese book, math book and English book, I will stand on the first floor, and my exercise book and exercise book are aligned with each other. I'll let them stand on the second floor, listen to the password in the pencil case and all the papers. "One, two, one, one, two, one," I will also put the pencil-box and test paper on the third floor in order. After the preparation, the young master took us to school. In class, I am busy distributing textbooks and pencil boxes to help me. When I do my homework, I send my exercise book and pen together to complete the task, and at the same time let the ink bag change the "bullet" for the pen at any time

Although the young master loves me very much, her classmates don't love me. They often scribble on my face, throw me on the ground, step on it and throw me in the air. My body is often scarred, my textbook brother has been broken many times, and my pencil case brother also lacks arms and legs, but we have been enduring it. I believe that people who don't love us will be punished as they deserve.

Since I was born, the young master has got rid of the bad habit of misplacing things, learned to classify things and learned to cherish his own things.

How's it going? Am I a competent general?

The self-report of the schoolbag 1 1 Hello everyone! I am a happy tie-rod schoolbag. I was lonely in the corner of the mall for a long time. I was chosen by my discerning young master to go home and live and study with him for more than a year. Although young master has many schoolbags, he likes me best! Why? Not only because of my attractive appearance and complete internal functions, my young master will cherish me! Let's introduce ourselves

I'm wearing Shuai Shuai's black coat, because there is a pull rod at the bottom, so I'm very big. I have a pocket on each side, a cup for the young master and a few odds and ends. My main part is divided into three layers: the first layer is to put pencil boxes, watercolor pens and some sporting goods; There is a hidden zipper on the second floor, where the young master puts his homework every day; The third layer has a large capacity, and there is a dark layer inside. There are books that must be used every day outside the dark building, and there are many things inside the dark building, such as notebooks, test papers, extracurricular books and so on.

Every day my young master goes to school, I will accompany him, so we are inseparable all day. Although my young master likes the new and hates the old, he has a special liking for me. The point is that although I am pregnant, I don't feel uncomfortable carrying it. How could my master abandon me?

With the increase of young master's school age, my weight is also increasing, but I don't feel tired at all, because my feelings with young master are also accumulating over time. During more than a year of following him, I shared the success of the young master and accompanied him through the failure. In the days to come, I will do my best to accompany the young master, grow up with him and share his joys and sorrows.

The self-report of the schoolbag is 12. One mouth is big and two ears are long. Books and stationery are in the schoolbag. Don't forget to bring them to school. Guess who this is? Haha, this is me, the elder sister of stationery industry-schoolbag.

I am a simple but not simple schoolbag, wearing a beige shirt and a gray skirt. The only accessory on my body is the exquisite necklace-zipper, with two star pendants hanging on it, which makes me look elegant. Of course, I also have a lovely side. The orange dots on my shirt highlight my lively personality. Little master fell in love with me at first sight. She said: "This schoolbag is not only beautiful, but also has a large capacity. I like it. "

Yes, young master is absolutely right. I am still an oversized schoolbag. You see, although my big belly can't hold everything in the world like Maitreya, I have both big pockets and small pockets. The big pocket can hold the textbooks of the young master's subjects, and the small pocket can store the young master's umbrella and pencil box. Not only that, my two lovely little ears are not idle. They are made of red cloth, and put cups and skipping ropes for the young master.

All along, I have been conscientious in my work and won the double love of the young master. On one occasion, the young master put me at the edge of the corridor and went on duty by myself. After a while, a careless classmate accidentally pushed me down. Master saw me, ran over in three steps and made two steps, pulled me up, dusted me off, and washed me at home. In this way, my feelings with the young master are getting deeper and deeper. When she does her homework, I always squat and accompany her silently. When she takes the exam, I will cheer for her in my heart; When she gets good grades, I am happy to help her collect every honor. ...

I am an inseparable friend of the young master, and I will spend a wonderful primary school time with her.

The self-report of the schoolbag 13 Once, the little boy got a hundred points in the exam. His mother was very happy and went to the stationery store to buy it for me.

I have a sky-blue tie-rod schoolbag. I am round, like a big egg. He also has Mickey Mouse on him, which is very handsome. I have three floors, the first floor can put the little master's exercise book. Because young master eats at school. So, you can put tableware on the second floor. There are: a big spoon, a handsome fork and a pair of long chopsticks. The third floor is my big mouth. There are many books on my third floor. There are: music books, art books, Chinese books, calligraphy books ... because young master draws very well, he should be the first in the school! So he takes art books with him every day. Young master takes a pencil box every day. His pencil-box is gray. It has two floors. Pencils and erasers can be placed on the first floor. You can put the curriculum on the second floor. Master also installed extracurricular books. As soon as class was over, he couldn't wait to take out his book and read it. As soon as the bell rings, he will put away his books.

On one occasion, the young master failed to get a hundred points in the exam. He threw me to the ground. I fell and my back hurts. "Master, you have to get a hundred points!" Another time, the young master was too busy to take me with him. So he came back to me. Seeing that I am still there, I hugged me ecstatically and said, "So you are still there!" " "

From then on, the little master loved me more. We became inseparable friends.

The self-report of the schoolbag 14 Hello everyone! I am a well-known schoolbag and an indispensable thing for primary school students. I believe everyone is familiar! But to be friendly, I'd better introduce myself!

I am wearing a pink coat. There are two beautiful princesses in front of me-Snow White and Princess Belle. There are many loves, flowers, pearls and butterflies beside me. My stomach has many layers: the first layer is empty and there is nothing in it. The second floor is filled with scented paper towels and wet wipes. They always give off a fragrance, which makes people feel relaxed and happy. The "belly" on the third floor is the largest, and there are books for the young master's composition class and the literati cram school.

I am very lucky to fall into the hands of a young master who cherishes me. She tidies up the books, papers and stationery in my stomach every day and washes me clean. Whenever I behave well, my master will put a beautiful sticker on my coat to praise me, encourage and spur me to do better in the future, and I will try my best to serve my little master.

To thank my little master, I try my best to wake her up every time she takes a nap. After she wakes up, she will continue reading and writing. Because I met a little master who cherished me, other schoolbags said enviously to me, "You are so lucky! Other young masters are either lazy or don't care about us, leaving us scarred everywhere. We don't want to remind them to study hard, so our little host has poor academic performance and is often criticized by teachers. "

Children, please cherish our schoolbag family, and we will repay your good grades!

The self-report of the schoolbag 15 Hello everyone, I'm Qin Qin.

I am a little princess that everyone loves and flowers bloom and fall. I am 30 cm long, 20 cm wide and chubby. I'm wearing a pink canvas dress, almost semicircular. The most striking thing is my chubby belly, which is full of "spiritual food". I have a net bag on the left and right, with many small eyes on it, just like a dense spider web.

I am also a famous big stomach king. Every day, I eat four things. The first one accounts for a quarter of the food and is rectangular. Mainly for the owner's little things. Although it looks inconspicuous, it is also an indispensable part of the owner.

The second is the zipper, which contains the owner's exercise book, curriculum and occasional test papers. There is a gesture of "You are great" at the top of my zipper, encouraging the host to study hard and make continuous progress.

The third food and the fourth food are connected. Their task is to take good care of textbooks, enlarge books on the third floor and put small books on the fourth floor. They divide their work and perform their duties, so they look neat.

Although I'm gaining weight, I'm still happy to provide thoughtful service to my master. I will wake up my master every day and take me to school. In the evening, I often say, "little master, if I am hungry, give me something to eat." The host seemed to understand my mind, so he took out his exercise book and began to do his homework. The master put the book in my stomach after finishing his homework. Whenever the host stays up late, I will say, "master, it's late." Go and have a rest. "The master will obediently put down the book and enter the sweet dream.

This ordinary me can't be ordinary any more. I have nothing special. I only know how to contribute to my master silently and tell my master that I don't care about fame and fortune, but I am my master's most loyal partner.