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The house leaks water. It's funny.

1. I came to heat up early. I feel so happy.

To really understand a person, just look at how he uses his spare time.

The value of wisdom lies in teaching people to laugh at themselves.

4. If heating is burned in winter, is it cost-effective to buy electric heating or air conditioning?

5. Friends fall in love for two months, and the screen name is changed to "blue". Only recently did I know that the literal translation of blue into Chinese is called "Bulu".

6. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

7. The staff said that there was a hole in the foundation of Aunt Zhang's house downstairs. They already knew about it and reported it to the housing construction section of the higher authorities. There was some delay because the company was short of funds after repairing the heating pipe.

8. If you use gas for heating, how much will it cost in winter? Generally, it will be late.

9. I came to heat up last night. I feel so happy. I don't have to tremble in the middle of the night. I slept well.

10. The host kicked off the electric fan, turned on the air conditioner, and there was heating in the room. The host said: "Air conditioning is better. When I am hot, he blows air conditioning for me, and when I am cold, he gives me heating. " So I can know that the owner's hot and cold air conditioning has been favored by the owner!

1 1. We need relatives and friends to keep warm when we are in dire straits.

12. The heating came last night. Too timely, too warm and too happy.

13. Collect furniture, clocks, oil lamps, tools, heaters, radios and tractors.

14. You never need money to enjoy a leisurely life. The rich don't really appreciate the pleasure of a leisurely life.

15. It's already heated at home, so happy! Mom, this is the rhythm of my gaining weight again!

16. It's a happy day to come to the heating. Take off your bathrobe and put on your vest!

17. The days of heating are different, so happy.

18. The gap formed by the special vertical pile structure can keep heat and emit moisture, and at the same time keep warm, it can automatically balance the cold and warm, improve the blood circulation of the human body, which has a good natural conservation effect on the human body.

19. The hot air from the heating pipe made up for this unpleasant morning.