Talk about Xueba

First of all, hello, scum! -Hey, Xueba! -You scum have worked hard! -at the bottom of the school!

Second, [the deskmate is a scum who even answers the questions correctly]

Third, [I am scum, I am fearless, I cried and said that he came out, scum knelt to do the problem, and the answer was all wrong. Back pain, neck pain, seniors laughed]

Fourth, learn to bully. Where are we going? With you here, we are not afraid.

5. I envy those schoolmasters, and their love performance is still excellent! Envy those scum who don't care about falling in love and poor grades!

Sixth, scum copied Xueba's answer during the exam. After the exam, the scum asked why one question was missing, and the last question wouldn't? Xueba calmly answered the first question. number

Seven, Xueba, where are you? Xueba needs you.

Eight, I want a stable score that can resist the cruelty of the exam and have a home in the pile. I want a stable score that can be touched by both hands.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter and I am still reading the catalogue.

Ten, we live in a sea of homework, floating all over the sky, learning to dominate weak school's schools, we are even smaller than these. You are dragged into the abyss by mathematics, you are dragged into the grave by English, you are trampled to pieces by Chinese, you are ridiculed by physics, satirized by chemistry, hated by history, resented by geography and abandoned by politics.

Xi。 Xueba, Xueba, where are you going? Copy your homework quickly.

Twelve, I am a schoolmaster in primary school, a schoolmate in junior high school and a scum in high school.

Thirteen, my current state: stupid, scum, funny, no money, no appearance, no height, no object.

In my opinion, the best campus love is that seniors and scum are together!

Fifteen, learning tyrants loves learning scum, what should I do?

Sixteen, the blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba. . .

Seventeen, without scum, where can you learn to bully people?

Eighteen, I clearly have a heart to learn hegemony, why am I just a scum?

Nineteen, the classroom presses the 360 smart camera to talk and do actions ... everyone can hear and see ... which also makes us learn how to live.

Twenty, when the principal falls in love with poor students, when the school grass falls in love with the school beauty, when the class teacher falls in love with the math teacher, when the principal falls in love with the clean aunt, when I fall in love with you.

I can only do three things in my school life. 1. See the results of Xueba Show. 2. Watch couples show love. 3. Look at the local tyrants showing off their wealth.

Twenty-two, my male god: Xueba+handsome boy+game king+good figure+good voice+good personality perfect lover, although a bit dull, I still like you very much.

Twenty-three, scum will find many reasons for themselves.

On Xueba and Xueba's personality: I don't know the darkness of night during the day, and Xueba doesn't know Xueba's tears.

First, learning to be domineering in exams is like Wifi. Fiona Fang is full of people who want passwords within 10 meters.

Second, others are reviewing, and I feel that I am previewing.

Third, in class, the teacher lectures at the speed of 4G, while the learning god listens at the speed of wifi. Xueba remembers at the speed of 3G, while Xueba looks at it at the speed of 2G. Learning losers often drop off the line, and learning residues can't be found or contacted. Finally, it is automatically turned off!

Fourth, I wanted a schoolmaster, but I didn't expect to be given a schoolmaster class.

Five, I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home among piles of schoolmasters.

6. "If I pass the exam, please don't call me Xueba." "What do you call that?" Please call me a gambler!

Seven, I have a specialty, that is, every time I do a math problem, I can count for half a day, and then avoid the correct answer very accurately.

Eight, I used to be a schoolmaster, until one day I wanted to see the world of slag, and TM couldn't find the way back.

Nine, scum is bitter, scum is tired, can't sleep before the exam, can't pass the exam, is very decadent after the exam, and has to give it to Xueba. Xueba said he couldn't do it at all. As a result, there is no problem in the exam!

Ten, the blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

Xi。 "Turn off the eating mode and turn on the learning mode" and "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"

The furthest distance in the world is when the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, the senior is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the catalogue.

Thirteen, I can only do three things at school: watch the results of Xueba Show, watch couples show their love, and watch local tyrants show off their wealth.

Fourteen, I don't understand the darkness of the night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of the scum.

Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, and I feed sharks in the ocean of knowledge.

Sixteen, I asked Xueba how to take the math test 140, and he said that just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions. Enough! !

Seventeen, although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

Why do you want to be a schoolmaster? Because I don't want her to ask other people questions? Why do you want to be a schoolmaster? Because I want to ask him questions.

Nineteen, scum told scum a topic, that is, friendship; Xueba gives lectures to scum, just like it; Scum told Xueba a topic, that is, love; Xueba gives lectures to Xueba, and the exam is coming soon.

If I spend all my eating time studying, I will not only become thin, but also become a schoolmaster.

21. Life is like a play. Before the score came out, Xueba was the best actor.

Twenty-two, the teacher told Xueba never to get close to Xueba, and the teacher told Xueba to get close to Xueba.

Twenty-three, the meaning of learning residue: dress beautifully, eat well, and answer the papers in vain, which is the bottom of learning hegemony.

Twenty-four, the sky will drop to Sri Lanka, and it is necessary to turn off the mobile phone, stop the traffic, steal the account, unplug the network cable, bid farewell to the scum, and be a schoolmaster.

Twenty-five, the schoolmasters use the homework written all night, and the scum will get it in an early reading.

Twenty-six, I think my sister was also a schoolmaster in kindergarten, and now she has fallen.

Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

Twenty-eight, hoping to get a master's degree, without leaving a head. Will take me to study by myself, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve doubts, give me exams, and sit next to me in the examination room to help me take them off.

Twenty-nine, forgive scum, I dressed up to attend, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help Xueba bottom.

At first, my dream was to be a headmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.

Thirty-one, there is a slag in a pile of schoolmasters, just like a bottle of Liushen mixed in a pile of famous brand perfume.

Thirty-two, I think I have always had a schoolmaster in my body, and I want to brush the questions to feed him, but recently I found that he is starving to death.

What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

34. There are three kinds of people in school. One is to learn to bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for this third kind of people, they want to be bullies, but they can't, but they want to stop learning.

Thirty-five, there is a kind of schoolmaster called "other people's children".

Thirty-six, "Have you finished reading the review materials?" "I see, it's over."

Thirty-seven, in fact, I was born a quasi-schoolmaster, but the teacher is not cute or beautiful, so I have no motivation.

Thirty-eight, "How can I get 98 points for Xueba" and "Do one less multiple-choice question"

39. Actually, I used to be a schoolmaster, and I was curious about the world of scum. I went to have a look, but I don't know how to come back.

Forty, for Xueba, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school that made you fall into my school?

No matter how bad your grades are, you should live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum.

Forty-two, it is obvious that the school residue system needs to start any school hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity but also has a special card.

Forty-three, "Start learning hegemony mode" and "Sorry, your brain is out of memory"

44. Save your strength this semester, and I'll tell you what Xueba is next semester.

45. What is a sense of security? Just after finishing the problem, Xueba read the same answer as you.

Forty-six, learning god is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

On the personality of Xueba

1, others are reviewing, and I feel that I am previewing. 2. I don't understand the darkness of the night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of the scum.

3. There is a kind of schoolmaster who calls other people's children.

4, life is like a play, before the score comes out, Xueba is the film emperor.

I will always like you until I become a headmaster.

6. I wanted to be a schoolmaster, but I didn't expect to be given a schoolmaster class.

7. Have you finished reading the review materials? I think it's over.

8. Learning God is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

9. Open the learning hegemony mode. Sorry, your brain lacks memory.

10. At first, my dream was to be a headmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.

1 1. Even if the teacher talks about a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

12. Save your strength this semester, and I'll tell you what Xueba is next semester.

13, you feel like scum if you don't study hard, and you feel mentally retarded if you study hard.

14. Give me a test paper about you and I will tell you what Xueba is.

15, the schoolmasters use the homework written all night, and the slag can be done in the morning.

16, live with a smile no matter how bad your grades are. This is the dignity of scum.

17. At first, my dream was to be a headmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.

18, I think my sister was also a schoolmaster in kindergarten, and now she has fallen.

19, Xueba excuse me, how can I get 98 points and do less multiple-choice questions?

20. Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, and I feed sharks in the ocean of knowledge.

2 1, learning to bully during the exam is like Wifi, and everyone who wants a password is within the range of Fiona Fang 10 meter.

22. I will have the worst grades with the principals soon. I'm a little embarrassed to think about it.

23, in fact, I was born a quasi-schoolmaster, but the teacher is not cute or beautiful, and there is no motivation.

24. What is a sense of security? Just after finishing the problem, Xueba read the same answer as you.

25. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

26. It is obvious that the school slag system needs not only power consumption but also special cards to start any school hegemony mode.

27. What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

28. There is a feeling of slag in a pile of schoolmasters, just like mixing a bottle of Liushen in a pile of famous brand perfume.

29. After all, we lost time. Speak human words. It's too late to review!

30, learn from the achievements of tyrants, the goddess takes selfies, local tyrants have money, models bask in the body, and Laozi basks in the sun.

3 1, want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home among piles of schoolmasters.

32. I asked Xueba how to take the math test 140, and he said just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions. Enough! !

33. The meaning of learning residue: dressing beautifully, eating well and answering papers for nothing are the bottom of learning hegemony.

34. Learn to bask in the sun, the goddess basks in beauty, the local tyrant basks in money, and the model basks in the body. I can only bask in the sun.

35. I can only do three things at school: watch the results show, watch couples show their love, and watch local tyrants show off their wealth.

36. I forgive scum for dressing up and frowning with a pen, just to help Xueba get to the bottom of it.

37. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

38. The teacher told Xueba never to get close to Xueba, and the teacher told Xueba to get close to Xueba.

39. The furthest distance in the world is that the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, the senior is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the table of contents.

40. If I spend all my meal time studying, I will not only become a skinny person, but also become a schoolmaster.

4 1. Turn off the eating mode and turn on the learning mode. Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.

If I pass this exam, please don't call me Xueba. What do you call that? Please call me a gambler!

43. For Xueba, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school that made you fall into my school?

44. Actually, I used to be a schoolmaster, and I was curious about the world of scum. I went to have a look, but I don't know how to come back.

45. I used to be a schoolmaster until one day I wanted to see the world of slag, and TM couldn't find the way back.

46. I think I have always had a schoolmaster in my body. I have to brush the questions and feed it, but recently I found it was starving to death.

47. Xueba will never understand that scum study not to get high marks, but to get better grades.

48. I have a specialty, that is, every time I do a math problem, I can count for half a day and then avoid the correct answer very accurately.

49. Why do you want to be a bully? Because I don't want her to ask other people questions. Why are you a scum? Because I want to ask him questions.

50. If we want to be demoted to Sri Lanka, we must first turn off its mobile phone, stop its traffic, steal its account and unplug its network cable, so as to bid farewell to scum and become a schoolmaster.

5 1, I hope to be a master of learning and never give up. Take me to study by myself, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve doubts, give me exams, sit next to me in the examination room and help me take off one.

52. There are three kinds of people in school. One is to learn to be a bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for the third person, he wants to be a bully, but he can't. If they want to stop studying, they can't stop.

53. Scum tells scum a topic, which is friendship; Xueba gives lectures to scum, just like it; Scum told Xueba a topic, that is, love; Xueba gives lectures to Xueba, and the exam is coming soon.

54. Scum is bitter and tired. Scum can't sleep before the test. I can't get into scum at all. After being tested by scum, I am decadent. I have to give it to Xueba. Xueba said he couldn't do it at all. As a result, there is no problem in the exam!

55. In class, the teacher lectures at the speed of 4G, while Xueshen listens at the speed of wifi. Xueba remembers at 3G speed, while Xueba watches at 2G speed. Learning losers often drop off the line, and learning scum can't be found or contacted. Finally, it is automatically turned off!

On the Personality Signature of Xueba

First, the real shadow? Did the college entrance examination fail? , but? Membership.

Be a brave man and learn to bear every slap that fate gives you.

Third, high school failed. I bombed junior high school.

Fourth, the school is really ignorant, teaching a group of menopausal teenagers.

5. Why don't we find a little black bomb school?

6. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

Seven, I don't want to make a big mistake, and I don't want to get bigger.

I will always like you until I get full marks in the math exam.

In the exam, I think I cleverly avoided all the correct answers. ...

Ten, the math exam, three teachers invigilate. Risking his life, send him a note: will the third question be held? After a while, the note said: I will!

If those papers can be eaten, I think at least we won't starve to death when we are exhausted.

Twelve, it is this final exam report card that has destroyed the harmony of many families.

If you don't work hard, you are just a pseudo-idealist.

I hope I can concentrate on my studies this year.

Fifteen years and ten years of struggle for a few sheets of paper. ...

Sixteen, be a mathematical physics woman ⅷ

What? Your history is blank, because I think it is wrong to tamper with it.

Eighteen, the exam is so easy! Don't test anywhere! !

Nineteen, for that little red book, I wasted a year in primary school and three years in junior high school, and finally got nothing.

20. Don't be too lively, be too kind to a person. Wait until one day your shadow is everywhere, and you become like a person's world.

2 1. I really want to know. If one day I lose everything and become nothing, who will stand by and say: nothing, and me.

Can't sleep at night. I'm tired of being a man and letting me get ahead.

Thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won the prize.

Twenty-four, review one * * just two people: one Kobe and one Conan.

I see, no matter how I do in the exam, I can walk out of the examination room with a bright smile on my face. Is this the decline of morality or the lack of humanity?

If you want to bomb a school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

Math: Are you Oracle Bone Inscriptions?

Twenty-eight, this week we have a mid-term exam and a parent-teacher conference next week.

Twenty-nine, if the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

Thirty, study, study, study! Now I don't need anything but study! No need for love! Everyone wishes me to be admitted to Quanbei University!

Thirty-one, Xueba, did you take a D? Don't! Then you can teach me! Think too much!

32. Everyone thinks that time is a prescription, but in fact all wounds are cured.