What are some funny witticisms suitable for my husband's birthday?

1, one year older, husband, you have to support the elderly with me.

Congratulations on winning the first special prize of our company. The prize is a happy birthday and a birthday song. Your wife will entertain you with the prize you won. Thank you for your participation. Happy birthday to you.

3. I wish my husband xx years of fighting with the world, which is equally radiant and interesting. Happy birthday, husband!

My husband is one year older! Exercise more, lose your temper less, eat well and sleep on time. I will continue to supervise you!

Husband, I've always wanted to say something to you, but I never got a chance. Today, I finally got up the courage to wish you a happy birthday!