Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - There are always people who take you seriously. I don't want to lose anything, but pretending to lose it is your pride. In this world, money can buy truth.

There are always people who take you seriously. I don't want to lose anything, but pretending to lose it is your pride. In this world, money can buy truth.

Sketch scene 1: classmate a: hoo, finally escaped! Classmate B: Yes, the teacher actually spent a quarter of his time talking about the changing world! In other words, we need to spend a quarter less time buying incense ... classmate a: if only the boss could pick us up on the seven-color cloud! Classmate B: Obviously this is impossible! Let's go quickly! Scene 2: Two students want to sneak into the Internet cafe and are caught by the boss: two students ... classmate A &;; B: Why? Boss: Nothing. Do you have an ID card? Show it to me if you have it; If you don't show me, how do I know you haven't? I didn't know you had it until you showed it to me. But it seems that you have one, too. How can you come back to me without you? Now that you're here, that means you have it, right? If you really don't want it, I can't force you, can I? Participate in ... classmate A &;; B: Oh ~ ~ Scene 3: Two people are fighting fiercely in the Internet cafe. B: Let's go! Let's go Let's go Classmate A: Bandits are all AK47! Flush the sewer! Classmate B: There aren't three! Bandits, three heavy guns, suspension bridge! Suspension bridge! Classmate A: Throw grenades and lightning! Classmate B: B: Is C4 buried? Guys, go to section a! Classmate A: Be careful, you will be shot in the back! Classmate B: Don't be afraid, I have helped you get rid of him! Classmate A: Two people rushed through the political door, and M4 came out of the middle door! Classmate B: Who bought the scissors? ~ ~ ~ Oh! B3 1 Good throw! Classmate A: Pick up MP5 and rush out! Classmate B: The machine comes out first to scare you! Classmate A: Theterrorswin! Scene 4: Boss: Oh! Captain, what brings you here? Long time no see! Come on, let's sit here for a while, have a cup of tea to warm up and have a cigarette! Captains: No, it's a routine. How is business now? Have students been allowed in these two days? Boss: Thanks to you, this small business is thriving. Look at the bustle inside! I thoroughly implement the above regulations, and there are absolutely no students in it! Captains: Oh? When did you become so filial? Let me see! Scene 5: The team leader starts to check, and the boss follows, hiding everywhere. Suddenly, the battalion chief saw a&; B: How old are you two? Classmate A: Tired, let's meditate together ... ~ ~ ~ ~ (Classmate B starts Joe's makeup) Classmate A: Hehe, what do you think? Captains: What about you? Classmate B: (The voice can be bold) Me, I am forty years old. Commander: I'm forty years old. Why is my skin so white? Classmate B: I maintain it well! Haven't you heard: Rhapsody of July Flowers? Captains: A flower? Um ... (turns to the boss) Commander: What's the matter with you? How do these two students explain? Boss: They? Um ... They ... Um ... Hey, how did you get in here? ! Commander: Don't play dumb with me! How do you enforce the newly promulgated regulations? ! Boss: Right, right, right. I see, I won't dare next time! Captain: Well, I miss your first offense. Student A whispered to Student B: Let's go. Captain: Hey! Two children, come with me! Student a &;; B: I left gently, just like I came gently and waved my mouse, leaving only a brilliant record! A: I want to ask you something. B: What's this? Have you been there? B: Stop it. Last time, I went back by boat. That's it. I've heard it a hundred times. No. You've sat? B: Stop it. Ah, I went home by plane last time. I've heard this sentence a thousand times. A: That's not right either. You've sat? Well, when I went to the park last week, I was just curious, so I took the Ferris wheel back. This, a: even more wrong. You've sat? What exactly are you asking? Have you ever been in prison? B: Sit and walk! (Angry) Is it funny? You are angry, aren't you? I'm not angry. How can you talk? I mean, what if? B: No. A: Hypothetically. Even assuming. A: This person is very stubborn, such a good job. B: What? Is this a good job? A: No? B: Of course. I tell you, he is always in a hurry with me. B: Nonsense. A: If not, it will be easy. No, what are you trying to say after all this time? Aren't we now carrying out "eight honors and eight disgraces" education throughout the country? B: That's right. A: One of them is called: "Be proud of obeying the law and be ashamed of breaking the law." I see. You mean, we are here to talk about some experience in learning the law. A: That's right. It's too important to study law. If you don't learn the law and don't understand it, you can't do it. Tell me. My cousin. The man who came to see you last time. A: That's right. What happened to him? A: That's right. What happened to him? A: Someone owes him a sum of money, and he hasn't paid it back for a long time. B: Then solve it through legal channels. A: He didn't do that. What method did he use? I got some help. oh A: Brave and fearless, energetic, when I got there, I kicked the door and my cousin spoke. Say what? A: "Boy, you won't pay me back, will you?" B: it's quite horizontal. A: The young man was frightened when he saw the battle. I can't help feeling scared. A: Still, big brother, no, uncle, grandpa. B: I'm scared to death A: In order to make him pay back the money early, my cousin tried to scare him, and "whoosh" took out a two-foot knife from his waist. I said, this is not allowed. A: My cousin grabbed the young man by the collar and waved a two-foot knife. B: Kill this. A: (gnashing her teeth) "Tell me, when will it be returned!" With this sound, something happened. B: What's the matter? A: The young man has a heart disease, so he can suffer from it. B: Who said it wasn't? A: Two-foot-long knives flew in front of me, shouting fiercely, and several helpers, five big and three thick, were as timid as a mouse. The young man turned his back with a sigh of "Ouch". B: Oh, send it over quickly. A: My cousin looked at it. "Hey, play dead, don't do that." B: This is a misunderstanding. A: "I'll get even with you another day. Go! " Ran away with someone. This is killing me. About half an hour later, the young man's father came back. He almost fainted when he opened the door. B: Go to the rescue. A: I was taken to the emergency room and came out after a while. What do you mean? A: "Sorry, we tried our best." We're in big trouble. Do you think my cousin can get away with it? Can they spare him? A: Can you not sentence him? No. You approved it? B: Who confused me? I will definitely be sentenced. A: You said studying law was not important. B: It's too important. Should we study hard? I should. A: We should not only learn the law well, but also keep it well and protect it well. A: So, learning the law well is too important for everyone. B: That's right. Hey, how are you? B: There is still a big gap. A: Then study hard. B: No problem. I still want to be a lawyer. A: It is good to have this ambition. Hey, I heard that you are good at studying. You should help me more. Ok, let's improvise a poem in front of everyone. It's a good poem. I'll help you. B: That's right. No problem? B: Come on. A: Say, one, two, one, one, two, one, one, two, one, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, one, two, one, one, two, one, one, two, one, two, one. Blow your nose A: Let's go. You are ridiculous. B: No, no, no, I mean, keep studying even if you have a cold and a fever. A: That's it. Again? B: Please come again. A: Calm down and study law. B: It is better to ride a donkey than a good horse. A: (Look at B) Perseverance is expensive. B: Don't shout "Woo-hoo" on the way forward. Do you call this poetry? B: what's your name? A: The mouse ran to the keyboard-B: What do you mean? A: Nonsense. B: Fuck you. Hundreds of years ago, physicist Archimedes said, "Give me a fulcrum and lever long enough, and I can move the earth." At that time, he was proud and confused. Today, when facing many principals with management achievements, my thoughts can't help flying, and I was inspired by generate. I suddenly found myself in the small management world of the school, and seemed to find Archimedes' lost fulcrum and lever. This fulcrum is the law and the lever is love. Since "Tian Yong sued the University of Science and Technology" in, there has been a nationwide upsurge of "students suing their alma mater". In this wave, most schools are at a disadvantage; Not only the students but also the teachers sued the school. Isn't there a case in Chongqing where teachers go to court for the ownership of lesson plans and the education commission? Speaking of which, as the principal of a school, we may ask, what is this? How can the family members who have worked so hard to cultivate be defeated? In fact, whether students sue the school or teachers sue the school, we should all feel sincerely happy, because we feel the enhancement of teachers and students' legal awareness and the improvement of legal quality, and realize that only a principal is duty-bound to shoulder the legal mission entrusted to us by the rule of law society can we really run the school according to law. The key to running a school according to law lies in the improvement of teachers and students' legal consciousness and the cultivation of legal quality. How to improve and cultivate? One is to learn and know the law, the other is to obey the law, and the third is to use it. In law class, teachers, students and parents study laws and regulations together, which has become a beautiful landscape in our school. Every law should be studied, such as education law, compulsory education law, teacher law, law on the protection of minors, primary school code, code of conduct for primary school students, and ways to deal with students' accidental injuries. Every semester, our school will hold a teachers' congress to revise and improve the rules and regulations of our school according to laws and regulations and the actual situation of our school, and further standardize the behavior of teachers and students. The purpose of doing this is to make the school work have rules to follow, so that someone is responsible, things are in place, and things are orderly. Nowadays, on the two lines of work and life, obeying the law and doing things according to the rules has become a conscious code of action for teachers and students in our school. Teachers and students, colleagues and students are like a family. Teachers unite and cooperate, love life like children, students are lively and lovely, and study hard. In just a few years, the school has made gratifying achievements again and again, creating brilliant achievements again and again. As the saying goes, only when there are rules can there be a harmonious campus, and only when there is legal protection can there be a touching story. In September 2008, when hundreds of innocent smiling faces returned to school, Li Feifei was missing from the classroom of Class 98/KLOC-0. Li Feifei's father died of illness six months ago, and her mother died in an accident a month ago. Poor little Feifei has been a homeless waif ever since. Not to mention going to school, even eating has become a problem. Teacher Luo Yuanqiong, the head teacher, immediately organized teachers to look around after learning about her experience. Many things happen. At midnight, after 1 1, I finally found Xiao Fei, who was covered in dirt and in a semi-conscious state, by a garbage dump, took her to her home, put on clean clothes, let her eat and live with herself, and gave her a warm home like her mother. In our school, there are countless teachers like Luo Yuanqiong who have loved life since childhood, and there are also countless children like Li Feifei who are facing dropping out of school for various reasons. Therefore, I send an initiative to all the teachers and students in the school, asking them to give their love, lend a helping hand, and set up a "Forest Love Fund" to help students like Li Feifei enter school. Today, the "Forest Love Fund" has enabled more than 100 out-of-school children to return to school and thrive. Yes! It is the help of peers and the care of teachers that continue their happiness of growth, and the support and care of schools that safeguard their right to education. Mr. Wen Yiduo, a famous poet, said: The poet's main talent is to love, love his motherland and love him. I think shallowly: as a principal, the greatest charm lies in love, love for the cause of the party, love for my own school, and love for the teachers and students of the school. At the same time, we should understand the law, be a pioneer in learning the law, a model of obeying the law, and an emissary of practice. It is to use "law" to restrain behavior and to infect teachers and students with love. So in my management dictionary, there has never been "rule by man" but "rule by law", and there has never been strong control but sincere communication. "People-oriented" to create a harmonious campus is my goal. I deeply know that to achieve this goal, we must not only have a United and hardworking, modest and prudent leadership team, reasonable and perfect rules and regulations, but also have a team of teachers who love their jobs and have noble ethics. More importantly, we should have a solid foundation of legal education and unswervingly take the road of "running schools according to law". I firmly believe that our campus will be more warm and harmonious as long as we have the law in mind, walk in the law, take love as a bridge, communicate with our heart and let law and love walk together. Our teachers and students will be more United and progressive; Our cause will certainly be more brilliant.