Funny jokes about hot weather

Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

Second, the hot summer is unbearable, so I will teach you a strange way to cool off the heat: at noon, when the sun is in the sky, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and attacking "summer" with "summer".

Third, the whole city is hot, people are hot on the hot road, primitive people are hot, Carage has become a dog, and we will suffocate when summer comes, and China is hot. If you give me a cool day, what about the air conditioner we chased together in those years? No.: 1536863667

Fourth, wash your face, comb your hair, apply some rouge and powder, and then go to Sanfu.

5. I usually don't send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

Nezha: hot wheels treads on the steam wheel in cold weather and the wind wheel in hot weather.

Seven, the weather is too hot! Bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! The car doesn't need to be ignited, and it will catch fire! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

Eight, this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

Nine, time is long, it will increase the weight of friendship; Over time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the thoughts in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a happy mood and happiness! Life is pleasant and happiness is safe! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

Ten, the giant spirit god: too big is not good, the sun is above my head, and I am now "yang" than anyone else.

Eleven, the cannibal chief came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the merry-go-round. He was overjoyed: yo! Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: yo! Cook the meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall down. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!

Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing.

Thirteen, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

Fourteen, women are entangled in summer: wearing exposure is afraid of sweating and makeup. What's tangled in winter is: It's too cold to show your thighs ... What should I do?

Fifteen, a week's horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations or something.

Sixteen, this year is a leap year, April, April, happiness increases laughter, health increases physical health, good luck increases happy events, friendship increases happiness, salary increases financial resources, and love increases warmth. In the leap year, I wish you more laughter and happiness. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

17. It was too hot to sleep last night. Lz suggested getting up and engaging in activities, so the dormitory collectively fought against the landlords and the losers got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .

Eighteen, agarwood: My axe is more useful than those who dig wells professionally.

19. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete bankruptcy.

Twenty, I picked up a dollar on the side of the road and immediately sent it to the police uncle. Uncle policeman thundered, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

2 1. After intense light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reaches your mobile phone and says to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

Twenty-two, ask where the bed is so cold, and sell the head nurse to buy air conditioning! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Ten years of hot death, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Affectionate waste heat since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! If the relationship is warm for a long time, sell the head nurse and buy the air conditioner! Don't you see, the coolness falls from the sky, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! I'm talking about teenagers having a fever, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners!

Twenty-three, look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be missed on time, and little idiots will always read them patiently!

Funny jokes about hot weather

1, it's very hot in summer, and the mood is really wonderful; You can see that your body is hot, and you can run around in shorts. When it is hot, insert an ice cream and the bathtub will bubble; Watermelon and melon are chewed indiscriminately, and sweat is used as glue. Let go of your troubles on the spot and be happy and happy.

2. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself! ! !

3. Why do so many people talk about heat? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't, give it to someone you like.

4. "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon!" They stood in the sun and said!

5, the idea of cooling off the heat: imagine yourself in the cold ice palm, suddenly freezing; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a fright!

6. Give you 50,000 yuan, health 1 10,000, happiness 1 10,000, peace 1 10,000, good luck 1 10,000, happiness 1 10,000, and red bricks 1 10,000. Hey, hey, build a beautiful castle yourself! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

7. Recently, I saw someone say that when an energy-saving girl gets cold, a man will get hot once, but when a long safe girl gets cold, a man will only get cold and not hot.

A child was kicked out of the car just now, and a group of people applauded. Why? Then Xiong Haizi is singing one by one, which is enough, and it will grow a lot slower. Every corner of the low sun world is extremely bright.

9, an old childlike innocence, harvest is happiness; An endless belief, the harvest is success; A healthy body is at peace; Friends who always care about you will be happy. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

10. Last night, Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me: Your Majesty, the male and female servants have one thing to ask! But it doesn't hurt to say it. Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot! I

1 1, barefoot daxian: I can't do it without shoes now. You can't burn your feet where you go. Funny jokes about hot weather

12, Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai have entered the central heating period, that is, the time difference is six months.

13, tell you a few quick ways to relieve summer heat: besides looking in the mirror, looking at the balance of bank cards, pinching your stomach, and looking at your sweetheart's QQ stealth state. Is my heart cold now?

14, my friend ran out to find a customer, and sent a QQ complaint to me when it was hot. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to give him a call: you are hot! I'm standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, it's a cold wind of 20 degrees.

15, Dou E was ordered to ask questions in the street. Before the execution, it was cold and snowy in June and July. The onlookers were stunned, and then knelt at the feet of the executioner. People kowtowed and wept bitterly. Can you take her back and kill her tomorrow? That's so cool.

16, one hot season is summer, there is a warm word that is sweet, there is an ancient story that is amazing, and there is a girl who loves you deeply. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!

17. On a hot summer day, I asked Sister Caterpillar to bring you some intimate kisses. I ask Aunt Mosquito to sing you a lullaby every night. Don't be polite to me. There are better gifts for you!

18, every wave of life has a happy light ring; Every step of life has wonderful moments; Every color of life has a gorgeous chapter; Every greeting from a friend has a profound friendship. Friends, I wish you good, always smile! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

19, headmaster, open the door, you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide in there and make no noise. I know your room has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door

20. It's said that Wuhan is a stove in summer, and only after you go can you really appreciate the taste of Regan Noodles.

2 1. If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about this year's military training. . Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler. . .

22, Yue Lao: Now everyone who is looking for an object is interested in seeing the constellation. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

23. Jade Emperor: Heaven has mastered the core technology and will soon install a giant central air conditioner in Lingxiao Hall.

24. It takes 1 month for a wild goose to fly to the south in autumn and two months to fly from the south to the north in summer. Do you know why? Because it is hot in summer, it has to fan the wind with one wing. Wish summer cool!

It's so hot that I get a tan. It turns white at home every day! Great, we can finally have a hybrid.

26. When a person dies, his name is very hot. Interesting sentences

27. Take an inventory of the top ten summer resorts around Chongqing for you: 1, air-conditioned rooms. 2. Air-conditioned room. 3. Air-conditioned room. 4. Air-conditioned room. 5. Air-conditioned room. 6. Air-conditioned room. 7. Air-conditioned room. 8、

28. Now I find that staying in my own cool place is not swearing. This is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

29. There are many swindlers in the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot and hot. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

30. Summer is the season for fruits. I send you a basket of fruits: peace, orange fragrance, happiness, persimmon, nuclear family and plum!

3 1, Empress Dowager: I think it's better to change the flat peach banquet into a water-splashing festival, so that everyone can cool off.

32. Founder of Flint School: Turpan; Current person in charge: Chongqing; Right and left protectors: Nanjing, Wuhan; Uncle Shi: Nanchang; Master elder brother: Changsha; Young: Hangzhou. Existing disciples: Zhengzhou, Shanghai, Fuzhou, Xi, Hefei, etc. Among them, disciple Zhengzhou is the most popular with the leader. Although he is located in the north, he is diligent in martial arts and has been able to pass 38℃. He is a candidate for the next leader.

33. Time warms friendship; Years, let friendship ferment; Memory, let beauty freeze; Missing makes my thoughts wander; Friends, keep your heart warm; Greetings make wishes come true. Friend, I only wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

When I put a coin into the wishing pool, a lovely elf asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said to him: Please help me take good care of this information reader, never be depressed, always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

35. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

36. Pack happiness into your luggage, so that you can fully enjoy happiness at any time; Write the happiness lock into your mind, so that you can feel good in the integral; Fold your wishes in your hands and let you always grasp the brilliance of your destiny; My friend, I wish you a glorious and wonderful life! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

37. I am your weather forecast. I send you cool when it's hot, and warm when it's cold. Just because you are my best friend, your concern is always by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!

38. Bai: In the past, all the little dragons in the sea were dying from the sun. On the way to learn the scriptures, the hoof faces west and looks like a water dispenser everywhere.

39. I almost died in the sun. This big sun is really warm. Didn't your mother ask you to go home for dinner?

40, leap year leap in April, send a string of blessings, I wish you double happiness, double happiness; Send more greetings, may your troubles and bad luck double; Send another short message, wishing you a better mood and a more exciting life. I hope you are a successful yes-man. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

4 1, it is said that ten days together have caused a lifetime of harm. The Heavenly Emperor sent those who were good at archery to descend to heaven to relieve the disaster. It took nine days to shoot, and it landed in Anhui, Chongqing, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Hunan, Guangdong, Jiangxi, Fujian and Shanghai, resulting in today's situation!

42. It's too hot. Go and bring the fan to your father and them. How many/much? Hey! You dead girl! Don't take it, don't take it! Swear to death! !

43. Don't forget to drink porridge in hot weather, and it won't be uncomfortable in dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst and lotus seed porridge refreshes; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge should not be too salty, and it is convenient to drink in summer.

44. Taishang Laojun: I can't stand this innocence. I have to change the blast furnace into an ice cream machine.

45. Nu Wa: I really regret that I didn't cover the sun when I mended the sky last time.

46. In the hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly relieves you of the heat, you must remember not to be too busy at work, don't eat too much, don't sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!

Jokes about hot weather

First, the puppet made a girlfriend and was full of joy. A few days later, my girlfriend suddenly said, puppet, I don't want to ML with you anymore. It hurts to be poked by sawdust every time! The sad puppet went to the carpenter to find a way. The carpenter said to him, this is very simple. You just need to sand it with sandpaper. A few days later, the speaker asked: Have you made up with your girlfriend? The puppet replied, "Who needs a girlfriend with sandpaper?"

Second, it's too hot and there's little urine!

Third, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

Fourth, the rhyme of Xia Feng brings you good luck, and the voice of summer rain wishes you good health, beautiful summer flowers and long-term happiness. The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it!

Fifth, don't forget to drink porridge in hot weather, and it won't be uncomfortable in dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst and lotus seed porridge refreshes; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge should not be too salty, and it is convenient to drink in summer.

Nu Wa: I really regret that I didn't cover the sun when I mended the sky last time.

Seven, it was too hot to sleep last night, lz suggested getting up and engaging in activities, so the dormitory collectively fought against the landlord and the loser got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .

Eight, the weather is very hot, just out of the sun, it is already a burning sky.

Nine, my cousin got married and invited Coca-Cola to have a drink ... After drinking, he cried with his wife ... and touched all the guests and friends ... Only I knew that I secretly put mustard in his coke, which made me famous.

Ten, it is said that Wuhan is a stove in summer, and it is only after you go that you really feel the taste of "Regan Noodles".

Xi. Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love this life and love you forever; This life oath will not change. May our love last forever.

Twelve, tell you a few quick ways to relieve summer heat: besides looking in the mirror, look at the bank card balance, pinch your stomach, and look at the stealth state of your sweetheart QQ. Is my heart cold now?

13. After intense light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reached your mobile phone and said to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

14. When I went to work in the morning, on the bus, I found several people around me looking at me strangely. I didn't pay attention to their eyes, poking my fingers and whispering something. My only idea at the moment is to play a stirring song "Above the Moon" with a cottage. Finally, an old lady pointed to my brother and said, "Little friend, are you wearing your clothes backwards?" I looked down, yes, I put on the T-shirt inside, and then I realized that their strange eyes were just to look at 2B. I want to be a seven-foot man, and I can't stand the eyes of these amateurs. So I made an earth-shattering decision now. I took off my clothes and turned them back to wear them in front of the public. Just after undressing, I found that everyone's eyes changed again. How can I describe it to you? For example, they just looked at 2B implicitly, but now this look is absolutely naked and not implicit. Gee, I took a contemptuous look at this group of laity, and then looked down at my clothes. This bow, I finally understand why the eyes of this group of laity are so vivid. It turned out that the bra my daughter-in-law drew for me last night was still fresh in my mind ... so my head suddenly became empty, and there was only one voice left in my ear: horseshoe, horseshoe, Europe, Europe. ...

Fifteen, "Do I know you very well?" "Well, soon," they said, standing in the sun!

Tell the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will be cold! It won't be hot!

17. Wash your face, comb your hair, put on some rouge and powder, and then go to Sanfu.

When I was eighteen, I suddenly remembered a deskmate in junior high school. It was amazing. This god often does not wash his hands for several days, and his hands are all black. Oh, my God. One day, the teacher asked me to check the overall hygiene, including personal hygiene. The next morning, the Great God still didn't wash as usual, and class was about to start. I was holding hands with him when I saw this great god borrow a tape from his former classmates, wrapped his hand tightly, and then pulled it away … His hand was white! White! White!

Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.

Twenty-two, now I find that "stay where you are" is really not a curse, it is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

Twenty-three, the hot summer heat is unbearable, I will teach you a strange way to cool off the heat: at noon, the sun is in the sky, and you can exercise hard in the open space without shelter. Once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison, and attacking "summer heat" with "summer heat".

Twenty-four, my god, you have to let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

Twenty-five, an old childlike innocence, the harvest is happiness; An endless belief, the harvest is success; A healthy body is at peace; Friends who always care about you will be happy. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

26. How often do you take a bath in winter? -In winter, take a bath. . .

27. Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.

He Xiangu: I don't wear sunscreen. I only wear sunscreen leaves and lotus leaves (European leaves)!

Twenty-nine, send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

Thirty, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall!

Thirty-one, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

Bai: In the past, all the little dragons in the sea were dying from the sun. On the way to learn the scriptures, the hoof faces west and looks like a water dispenser everywhere.

Thirty-three, summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one. ...

34. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

Thirty-five, suddenly a little sad: when I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer trees and ponds to enjoy the cool. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning, only fans, shade trees and mosquito nets?

Thirty-six, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

The weather is like an oven. I really can't stand it. Almost done.

Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!

39. Recently, I saw someone say that when a girl with conservation of energy gets cold, a man will get hot once, but a long and safe girl will only get cold, but a man will not get hot.

Funny talk about hot summer, funny jokes about hot weather.

1. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.

In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.

People who can be invited out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.

I didn't realize until today that staying in a cool place is not swearing. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

I met a stranger in the street just now and suddenly became an acquaintance!

6. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

7. African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation. Interesting talk about summer heat.

8. Going out to eat at noon, the distance from one air conditioner to another is so hot that I just want to go back to the air-conditioned room as soon as possible. Obviously, my parents gave me life, but now I never give up on air conditioning. How can I live up to my parents!

9. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.

10. The high temperature in summer made me fully realize the greatness of that famous saying. Let the storm come more violently!

1 1. They are all cooked pork belly, just bring your own salt.

12. I usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, brand-name clothes, famous cars and beautiful photos in the circle of friends. Anyway, there are all kinds of drying methods. I just want to say silently that you can bask in the sun!

13. It's not naivety that beats you, but naivety.

14. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. Uncle policeman thundered, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

15. I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan!

16. I am curious about those friends who go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. How did you do that? Why am I sweating 24 hours a day?

17. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

18. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete bankruptcy.

19. Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

20. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!

2 1. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

22. All the people who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes, and they often walk in the street. How can they not get wet?

23. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

24. Lying in bed, braising in soy sauce; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.

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