Qq space funny copywriting tape

1. It's not easy to be a man: 18 years old, 18 years old, ask the object, ask the child after marriage, ask the result of the child after having a child, 18 years old, ask the object of the child, all are ordinary people. Why bother each other?

In this final exam, I will tell you how many people are in our grade with my strength.

People like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

4. I also eat when I see other girls eating, buy when I see other girls buying, and ignore when I see other girls thin and beautiful.

Be sure to remember those people who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, which leads to such heavy dark circles and poor skin.

6. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

7. I bought something from a convenience store and pushed an electric car home. The proprietress stopped her and said that she had stolen something, but she wanted to search it. I didn't steal anything. Why did I let her search? When there was a stalemate, the boss ran out and grabbed the boss's wife and said, "Look at the monitoring again. It's really not her. Like clothes, the face of stealing is not that big."

8. Does a girl's looks matter? God replied: important, ordinary girls can solve problems with a little charm, but some people can only rely on force.

9. If you are unhappy, go and study. Then you will find that everything is happy! Happy daze! Have fun playing games! Hand in hand! Happy everyone!

10. I envy those who left without saying goodbye. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.

1 1. Today, I trained my dog at home. After the training, my husband walked over and said to the dog earnestly, "Oh, how dare you fight with the tiger?" You are just a dog. "

12. The so-called goddess is the kind of person who knows at a glance that it is impossible to have sex with you in this life.

13. The red envelope was sent to the wrong person. I contacted the other party and returned it. The other party replied: "Fortunately, you met me!" "Mm-hmm, thank you very much!" He went on to say, "If you meet someone else, you may get it back!"

14. On the subway this morning, a beautiful woman slept on my shoulder for 20 minutes. Then a miracle happened, and a big brother standing opposite patted the girl: Daughter-in-law, don't sleep, it's time to stop.

15. My son asked me what it was like to get married. I took his iPod, deleted all the songs except one, and set it to play indefinitely until the battery died.

16. A buddy in the dormitory had a dog, and he left it on the ground the day before yesterday without washing the dishes. I was going to eat at noon yesterday. As soon as I saw that the bowl was clean, I ate it without washing it. Later, I went back to the dormitory and asked the buddy, "Did you help me wash the dishes?" The buddy calmly said, "The dog licked it."

17. People used to say that my eyes were small, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

18. Some people have sent a circle of friends and want to fall in love. A week later, they fell in love. I made a circle of friends and wanted to fall in love. I still sent it a year later.

19. In high school, I was a flag bearer because I was tall in the national flag team. The first time I raised the national flag, I kept it in mind that throwing the national flag should be taught with strength. As a result, the flag was punctured. From then on, Jianghu people called him a "strong flag bearer".

20. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. Get to know him first, and before long, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

2 1. I didn't know my criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you.

22. Every morning, my bed tugs at me desperately and won't let me go. It's too greasy. No, I have to find a way to cure it.

23. I found a thief at home in the middle of the night and stayed in bed. I also expect him to find some money in my house.

24. Falling in love can make people's memory decline. I remember this sentence. 2065438+01just finished eating on the evening of April 20th. At about 5: 58, I saw it in the third line of page 25 of a medical magazine.