Humorous personality, talking about phrases

First, the voice of the fat man: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

Second, men who are not good to women will be reincarnated as sanitary napkins in their next life!

Third, sit in front of the computer all night, staring blankly in a waiting posture.

Fourth, it is easy to be happy when you are confused; People who live sober lives tend to be anxious. .

Thanks to all the people who have accompanied me up to now, especially those who intend to go with me.

Six, those dreams of your adventure, I accompany you crazy.

Seven, the barber will never understand the concept of cutting short.

I always pretend that I don't care about alleviating your guilt. When someone tells you that a good dog is out of the way, you say, "A good donkey doesn't bark."

Clothes, shoes, socks, towels, toothbrushes, hairstyles, cell phones, houses and cars can all be renewed. But affection, friendship, love. Never change.

I love you from the bottom of my heart, which is also a big adventure.

Xi。 Sometimes I really don't know what I'm insisting on.

Twelve, they adults talk like making a movie, telling people what to do.

Thirteen, many things often shoot you to death suddenly without giving you a chance to breathe.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

Fifteen, the road to life slowly, talk about our hook and my love.

Sixteen, you see, so many people, such a big world, I met you, and you met me, how nice.

Seventeen, a person, a street, a corner, crying silently.

No one will accompany you all your life, so you should adapt to loneliness; No one will help you all your life, so you have to keep fighting.

The most ridiculous love is that you love her and are still with me.

I'll tell you a ghost story.,,, School is about to start.,,, Hard work is coming.

Twenty-one, after a long time, you will gradually find that all the old friends who say they want to accompany you are dogs *

Sometimes I don't know what I'm insisting on, but I know I've been trying to embarrass myself ~

Twenty-three, the bitterness spoken is weakness, and the bitterness buried in the heart is called strength.

More often, there are no watermelons, no beer and no relatives around us.

I always thought I was not sorry for anyone, but now I know that I am most sorry for myself.

Humorous personality QQ talks about mood phrases

1, [I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips]

2. My best friend had an accident and the male teacher cried ... What do you know? . . . . .

3. [My face has a baby fat distance from the oval face]

4, eating goods is: people don't eat me, people eat me.

5, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, it will become a "person."

6. [I don't want to cry for you, my mascara is always expensive]

7. Don't trust your ears, trust your heart.

From the moment I saw your boyfriend, I made up my mind to be with you as a sister.

9. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.

10, those who went crazy with me in those years, I think, I will never forget them.

1 1. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two outcomes: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

12, [I hate people who cheat me because I once believed unconditionally]

13, [Some girls are sloppy at home and are house girls. A glamorous appearance is the queen. ]

14, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

15, a good man knows that other women should not touch even if they are drunk.

16, son, I think you should give up. If you want to be a bully, be a scum.

17, do not wash the lower body. No matter how good the shower gel is, it can't be cleaned.

18,-Hum, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

19, winter is here, and children who like to stay in bed all day please click.

20, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

2 1. If you don't fall asleep in class, you get drunk on the wine table.

22. I have a good girlfriend. We are not. We are not LES, but I love her.

23, listen to wlan, the traffic says I ignore him.

24. The so-called happiness is that a fool meets a fool and attracts the envy of countless people.

25. "I can't find a place in your story. How can I tell you the truth? 」

QQ Space Personality Humor on Phrases

1. Eat, I want; Being thin is also what I want; You can't have both until I finish eating.

No matter what I get in the exam, I believe I have a bright future.

Forgive me for being with you only as a sister.

4. After graduation, I lost books on the fifth floor, screamed on the fourth floor, watched the excitement on the third floor and the second floor, and picked up information on the first floor and seventh grade.

Instantaneous scenery is always the most beautiful, and the most hurt feelings are also the most real.

6. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

7. Some lies are too beautiful for you to expose.

8. I don't have a girlfriend worthy of my heart.

9. If you don't have energy and time, don't start a relationship easily, whether it's love or friendship.

10. You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment.

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12. If you betray me, I will be violent to you.

13. I remember those who warmed my heart, those who distressed me and cried, and those who were not good at words.

14. Taking a bath in summer feels like washing vegetables for mosquitoes.

15. spoiled love is like spoiled food. If it doesn't suit your taste, change to another dish.

16. If I am a thing, then you are not a thing.

17. I'm already in a storm, but I still pretend to be normal.

18. I have no personality, so I didn't sign it.

19. No matter how beautiful the dream is, it is always illusory. It is better to try to make it a reality.

20. Isn't youth the most brilliant but unbearable thing?

2 1. How can a hug be enough? I want your whole sky.

22. I will respond to you with whatever attitude you talk to me.

Baby, you can live well without this world, some men, some troubles, pains and obsessions.

24. How lovely the world would be if grades could rise as fast as house prices.

25. Friend, don't move. Please take care of your friends.

26. The bravest person is Master Kong, who is loved by thousands of people in Qian Qian.

27. Actually, I really want to contact you, but I lack an identity.

28. Girl, you should wear the most beautiful wedding dress, hold the most beautiful flowers and marry the person you love the most.

29. Love me the most or hate me. Don't be cold and heartless to me. At least let me know how I should treat you.

30. Unconsciously, I learned a special skill: I can speak both Mandarin and dialects, and I can switch between them if necessary.

3 1. The person who marries me in a few years, I hope you must be you, and only you!

32. It takes no effort to really forget.

A long time ago, there was a man who didn't love me, and then he died.

34. Without anger and sadness, a smile is just a gesture.

35. Not all ambiguous feelings are infatuated, nor can they maintain a marriage relationship.

To tell the truth, only if you like you will be desperate, listen to your complaints, endure your temper, look at your face and wait for your reply, otherwise why bother?

37. The difference between an affair and an affair lies in whether the former engages in the latter.

38. If love is invisible, let hate be complete.

39. Everyone has done obscene things; When you are playing computer, parents always go to the computer and cut to the desktop to refresh.

40. If you don't fight, you won't live in vain. If you don't suffer, you won't be tired.

4 1. Women are not necessarily beautiful, but they must be beautiful inside.

Qq talks about humorous personality phrases.

I was very unhappy when I weighed myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

Second, you don't have to sleep for a long time before you die, but you will sleep after you die.

I am an angel, because my body is heavy and I can't go back to heaven.

Fourth, telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing wigs will always be exposed by the wind.

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, "Fuck you."

6. A bug in front flew to my math problem and looked at it several times before it died.

Seven, people are not good, but the degree of bad is different.

Eight, life is like a play, I always NG.

Nine, which is better to unlock and dredge? China, grab a wall.

My deskmate often says that he is not a casual person, but he is casual and not alone. . .

I have not only a car, but also my own?

12. Which is the best monthly exam paper? Not China, I swallow the item.

Thirteen, the sky is raining, you can take an umbrella. What if it rains?

Fourteen, I don't go to hell, who I love.

Give me some sunshine, and I will rot.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: one can't do this and the other can't do it.

Remember that I am a cold person, please don't be confused by my constant madness.

Eighteen, it is said that women are clothes and sisters are brands that you can't afford to wear.

Nineteen, if you go first, please don't blame me for turning my back on you.

Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

I want to smile like a sunshine doll, but others regard me as a ghost.

I was forced to turn pale before I grew up.

Twenty-three, people always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always think that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

The most brilliant moment of apple was hitting Newton on the head.

Twenty-five, others are pretending to be serious, then I can only pretend not to be serious.

The only person who deserves my tears will never make me cry.

Twenty-seven, I still feel palpitation when I see him.

The sunshine in June shines on the glass, so sparse and desolate.

Twenty-nine, others send you hello, you don't return hello, you want to return to the cool dog.

How do you want me to admit that you are not suitable for me?