Say a word without fear

1, look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

Next, I'll show you my unique skill. A big stone smashed your chest.

3, playing with love is love, always scolding your mother, and it is almost emotional with your mother.

Your life is short, but my weight is temporary.

5. I wanted to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.

6. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head.

7. The so-called natural awakening is actually being awakened by urine. Yidian market network

8. There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

9. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

10, if it's not amazing, it's ugly!

1 1. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

12, I had a crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

13, because I took one more look at you in the crowd, and then I went blind.

14, the wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

15, you don't even know Yao Ming, how can I play football with you? You are so funny.

16, the face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must.

17, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

18. When I fell asleep, I slept out my ideals and saliva. www.yikexun.cn

19, forcing death is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man when it's hot!

2 1, it's really hard to be a woman these days. You are more open-minded and others say you are coquettish, while you are more traditional and others say you pretend.

22, this kind of dress, you have to go back to bed for five minutes to buffer your mood. Who can understand?

23. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

24, you don't always day after day, your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

25, base is also an art, let's do this art well together!

25, don't be as optimistic as a fart, thinking that you can shake the earth.

27, BBK lighter, where will it not be ordered.

28. Once upon a time, someone ran in my space and died in less than two seconds.

29. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

30. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?