What is the most wonderful person or thing you have ever seen?

My colleague Lao Huang is a very nice person.

Lao Huang is in his fifties, dark and thin, short, and has a mole the size of a soybean on his left cheekbone, which is very conspicuous. Colleagues don't like Lao Huang very much. Actually, there is a reason. Let's talk to you about the splendor of Lao Huang.

( 1)

When Lao Huang first came, the dormitory was not enough, and he was temporarily arranged to live in a suite (three rooms and one living room) with two girls. One night, at eleven o'clock, Lao Huang knocked on Xiao Li's door. Another girl went to a friend's house that day. ) Xiao Li opened the door a crack and asked him what he wanted.

"We haven't talked for a long time. Let's talk. " When Lao Huang opened his mouth, he was full of alcohol.

"There is nothing to talk about. I'm ready to rest. "

"Colleagues, chat, learn about it, and enhance feelings. What are you doing? "

"I'm watching a video and going to bed soon."

"Watch what video? Let's watch it together. " Lao Huang said, reaching for the door and touching Xiao Li's shoulder.

Scared Xiao Li to slam the door. "No, no, I'm going to bed. Let's talk about it tomorrow. "

The above story was told by Xiao Li himself when he had a midnight snack with us.

(2)

Soon, the room was emptied in other places. Lao Huang wants to move out and another girl (junior official) wants to move in. Xiao Guan was ready long ago, but Lao Huang did not take action on the grounds that he had not received formal instructions from the leaders. Xiao Guan urged him several times, but he was in a bad mood. It was another four or five days before he moved out.

Two days later, the little official saw Lao Huang's printed materials, which were just useful to her, so let Lao Huang have a look.

"Hey hey," Lao Huang smiled vaguely twice, and then said earnestly, "Little officer, you young people do more, don't always let me do it. I helped you last time and sprained my waist. "

The little official looked puzzled. "When did I ask you for help?"

I listened, a face of doubt. Young officials have boyfriends, and we know each other very well. Even if you ask me for help, it's not your turn to ask Lao Huang to work, and you sprained your waist.

"Last time I moved to the dormitory, I cleaned up your room before moving out." Lao Huang said.

The little official was speechless and whispered, "It sounds as if I told you to do it."

(3)

What happened in the past two weeks is more interesting.

The director checked Lao Huang's lesson preparation notes and found some shortcomings. He wanted him to correct them. But Lao Huang was reluctant and unconvinced. The director said a few more words, but Lao Huang quarreled with the director. This period is really wrong, full of nonsense, and "golden sentences" appear frequently.

"I'm so tired and stressed. I don't want to talk, so don't talk to me." (Among them, "I am so tired" appeared many times. )

"People don't say negative things to me, saying that I am not good, such as accidents outside, petty theft and corruption. As soon as I heard this, I felt uncomfortable, so uncomfortable, and I was about to collapse. I am so tired. "

"I tell you, my body has been bugged, and what I said will spread to the upper center, so I don't want to talk. I am so tired. "

"You think I don't understand? I know everything. You are still a child in front of me, don't tell the old-timers what to do. "

……

In this process, I talked a lot and said a lot. Old-timer, people just discuss lesson preparation notes with you. You acted as if you were planning a rebellion with you, didn't you?

We were there, embarrassed and embarrassed to laugh, which was very uncomfortable.

(4)

According to our usual observation:

Lao Huang is a heavy smoker. He once distributed cigarettes to female colleagues several times and asked them if they smoked. At another meeting, he said in front of the leader that what the leader said was meaningless and he wanted to go out for a cigarette.

Lao Huang drinks every day. A few peanuts can fill two quantities of Niulanshan Erguotou. I saw him drink Erguotou as boiling water with my own eyes.

Lao Huang often cooks at midnight. Put all the food in the rice cooker and cook it in one pot. Sometimes old vinegar is added to make the room "sour". He eats for a long time, and it takes at least an hour to finish eating.

Lao Huang always stays up until after midnight. Walking around there, I don't know what I'm doing. Once, Xiao Chen got up in bed at four o'clock in the morning, saw Lao Huang coming out of the bath and asked him why he got up so early. He replied, getting ready for bed.

……

Not long after Lao Huang came to the company, he has left many legends. When I heard that I was still a graduate student, I wondered: Where have all the books that Lao Huang read gone? What the hell is he studying?

When I was a freshman, I took part in many club activities. My roommate and I are always busy. As we all know, I'm not old enough to skip class in my freshman year, but my roommate and I were one minute late for an activity. This is not a minute in ordinary high school, but also a big class for counselors. There are four classes in total, and it will be particularly embarrassing to walk in? My roommate and I were just outside the door, and we didn't know until after ten o'clock in the evening that our school especially liked to design various tuyeres. In this way, we really feel more serious when we listen outside than when we stay inside. Then the counselor called the roll, and we didn't make a sound. It turns out that there are four classes, just the two of us. The counselor is also the head teacher of our class. .

However, he didn't care, and then said that students write dream goals, and then see if they have finished writing in senior three. At that time, our monitor secretly took out two pieces of paper for us. I silently wrote a sentence and never skipped the counselor's class again. It turned out that I didn't know until now. After that semester, I don't have to take the counselor's class anymore:)

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