Earthquake humorous sentences in friends circle

The humorous sentences about the earthquake in the circle of friends are as follows:

1, the earthquake is coming, but fortunately I am not there, because I am an earthquake insulator.

Did you feel the earthquake? That's because I'm on a diet and I'm shaking all over.

The earthquake was terrible. Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I would have been buried in the ruins.

When the earthquake came, I quickly took out my mobile phone to take pictures. After all, this opportunity is rare.

I'm going to spend the night outdoors tonight, because my house turned into a pile of ruins in the earthquake.

6. The earthquake was so terrible that I urgently need a strong shoulder to lean on now.

7. Did you feel the earthquake? That's because I'm breaking dancing.

When the earthquake came, I immediately ran to Weibo, because it was the safest place.

I'm going to spend the night outdoors tonight because my bed was in ruins in the earthquake.

10, the earthquake was terrible. Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I would have been buried in the ruins. Looks like I'm going to buy a lifebuoy.