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Go to bed later than the dog and get up earlier than the chicken to talk about your mood.

1, everyone can only face the broken ridge and steep cliff alone, the dark abyss of life, the howling wind and the inability to save themselves. And who can rely on each other for a long time. -Annie Baby "Spring Banquet"

Don't ask me what I have, say what you want first, then why.

3. Hold the sparrow in the pheasant nest (where birds, animals and insects live)-a nest is not as good as a nest.

4. No symbols, no tears, nothing and no you.

5. Open your heart and look forward to communication, but there is no trace of wind and rain. The feeling of helplessness is like being in a dark valley, bleak.

6. We have to admit that some things, some fields, are really not suitable for us to do, and we should have the humility of "wife, come out to see God with Niu Wangmo".

7. How do you know if you are a character or a waste if you are young and don't struggle?

8. Why is my favorite song tasteless?

9. If love is providential, snow will fall, wind will blow on your face, and you will love clothes and miss people. . . . .

10, we will set a trap for terrorists anywhere. If we catch them in the toilet, we will kill them in the toilet in our pants.

1 1. At the end of last year, Guangdong officials promised to investigate corruption allegations, and later admitted that Wukan was elected by the people, which made Wukan villagers overjoyed.

Talk about sleeping later than dogs and getting up earlier than chickens.

Talk about sleeping later than dogs and getting up earlier than chickens.

12, feel, think, get, see, smell, eat, be blessed, arrive, be rich, Mid-Autumn Festival hasn't arrived yet, I hope my blessing comes first, and I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! Good mood every day!

13, I never doubted you. Even when you say you are tired and don't want to love, all you can give you is tenderness and consideration.

14, when you are embarrassed, you must have a strong will to solve difficulties and move forward smoothly; Although you are old, you should be more energetic.

15, let's count the stars, but I'm afraid you can't count them. Count the moon.

16, who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other!

17, the conscience is calm, and you sleep when it thunders.

18, memories flooded us and time separated us.

19, it's mine I'm afraid if I give it to you, you won't be able to hold it steady.

Don't lose your smile even if you lose everything.

2 1, honey, today is your birthday. On this special day, I sincerely wish you a happy birthday! Happy every day!

22. Society is not your mother. Everyone should get used to you and do what you want.

23. In this world, no one lives more easily than anyone else. Only some people are crying and shouting, and some people are silently insisting.

24, the expression is indifferent, but the heart has long been a mess.

25. You are my dream of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss. I am your dispensable person.

26. Happiness now will not last forever; Temporary troubles will not be with you forever. Only ordinary and simple company is your eternal happiness.

Although I have this demon heart on my back, it doesn't prevent me from pretending to be a saint. As you said, travelers are worried about running out of wine before starting their trip.

28. There are many injuries. Inexplicably become desolate.

I still love you. But I know that I have lost my persistence in loving you.

I hate your promiscuity. What am I in your eyes?

3 1. As soon as you went to the zoo, all the animals squatted on the top of the cage and looked at you. Oh, my God, it's an animal.

A mature person will find fewer and fewer strange people, because everyone has his difficulties.