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Talk about it in a more personal way
2. If your sister dares to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, I will curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.
3, it's simple, why think complicated.
4. Why can you point at my nose and scold me, say it's a joke with a smile, and then you tear it up when I tell the truth!
5. Only when you are rich can you feel the richness of the world; Only kindness can perceive the beauty of society; Only by being frank can you feel the joy of life; Only when you succeed can you realize the wonderful life!
6, don't give me a discharge, because I have a caller ID here.
7. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.
8. If you believe him, he is the truth! You love him, he is a god! You don't love her, she is worse than shit!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to have a crush on me.
10, the Yellow River is far above the white clouds, an isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain.
1 1, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.
12, I can't see clearly whether the person standing in front of me is a dog or a human.
13, God will not give you happiness, nor will he give you pain, but will only give you real life. Some people can't stand the dull life and die, but they don't know that life itself is a miracle!
14, the world is out of our generation, which is a reminder of the years when we entered the rivers and lakes. In the laughter of the emperor, it is impossible for the world to get drunk.
15. If something is lost, there is no need to find it again.
16, will you only keep it with tears? All women? Waste.
17, don't mess with my sister, I have a secret weapon; One slaps you to death, two slaps you to death and three slaps me to death.
18, I don't care about making friends, but I can't make friends anyway.
19, boldly challenge, and the world will always give in. If you are defeated by it sometimes, keep challenging and it will always give in.
20. I can get used to you or change you.
2 1, the tree has no skin and will die! People have no face and the world is invincible! That means you!
22、? When I came into this world, I didn't want to go back alive. ..
23, everything can only rely on yourself, others can help you for a while, give you a hand.
If the whole world betrays you, I will betray the whole world behind you.
25, really a smiling face. It's all sick.
26, don't swear easily, you put your mother in your pocket and say it casually.
※ a dog without quality can' t be stop.
28. I suggest that God stand up again and lay down his talents in an eclectic way.
29. How many people think that girlfriends are more important than boyfriends? Please shout.
30. Don't put on airs in front of me!
3 1, life is like an invisible balance, everyone standing on it may go to extremes, but this is ultimately to find a balanced fulcrum, so that they can stand more stably, walk better and live more wonderfully!
32, domineering unparalleled who and who, blood armor fierce demon, one knife to fight the end of the world, fierce name chinese odyssey, idle years to collect knives to plow, anyone who dares to violate China, cut through armor to kill people.
33. Killing one person is a crime, killing 10,000 people is a man and killing 9 million people is a man.
34. There must be several * * * every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to blue, and finally left me.
35. Those who always want to win will lose, and those who are not afraid of losing will win.
36. Old love vows are like a slap in the face. Think of a sentence and get a slap.
If you don't want to live in pain, just give me a happy smile.
38. Love yourself is king these days.
39. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!
40. Anyway, I am my own day. I can't just say that!
4 1, I would rather let the cruel reality annihilate my ignorant ideal than just be beautiful in my dream.
42. Asking a woman how ugly she can be is like being a son of a bitch.
I said I didn't love you, just like you said you loved me. It was all a lie.
44. In my mind, there are only three kinds of people: enemies, friends and brothers!
45, weeding day at noon, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.
46. A treacherous person is no longer a girlfriend. Don't defile the word.
47. Being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.
48. It is a master to switch between high cold and funny modes at will.
49. The man you like is only suitable for being an object, and the man who likes you is suitable for being a husband.
50, shot in the back, I'm still alive.
5 1, I can get used to you or change you.
52. Don't come back to me when no one wants you. Think of me as a recycling bin.
53. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is live!
54. Men are all playboys. If they don't, they are not men.
55. If you want to destroy it, you must work hard and be despicable.
56. Good people are tigers, just to worship their parents!
57. Every time you say "sorry" to Russia, you will never let Russia say "it doesn't matter".
58. You look "Please come and scold me".
59. Everyone is a kind boy, but the cruelty of reality has taught him to put on a mask of disguise.
60. I have enough ambition to satisfy anyone's madness.
6 1, my tomorrow is your Halloween, because what you owe me will have to wait for me.
62. Take other people's road and leave others with no way out. Go my own way and let others follow me.
63, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.
64. I failed to participate in your past, and I will accompany you in the future.
65. God, right? I am bright; What is land? I am Hao's; Are you? I exist! ! !
You are all mine until I forget you.
67. I never know what a lady is, let alone pretend to live casually.
68. For love, I'd rather not give it as a gift.
69. I am in a bad mood. I want to do nothing but eat.
70. Don't talk about people like that. They also have a flower at the head of the village, but since she had a flower, cow dung has disappeared.
7 1, true feelings are not afraid of not contacting, and true friends are not afraid of being suspected.
No matter how difficult this stop is, I decided to stay for life.
People say that you have changed because you didn't live according to his idea.
74. It is said that the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and too thin.
75. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you used them to roll your eyes and waste resources.
Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to PS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.
You don't have to be my friend, but how long can you be my enemy?
78. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.
I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.
80, Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao tze to help you solve!
8 1, gale, high tide. Flood totem dragon, fire nirvana phoenix. The flame of civilization, eternal flame, is unique to me; Coexist with heaven and earth and shine with the sun and the moon.
82. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag behind my back to fly a kite.
If I want to hurt my sister's hair, I will waste your paradise and your kitchen for my sister.
84. If love always hurts, why do you look so ugly?
Please don't say that men are playboys. How can a man with no heart deserve the word playboy?
86. Your left brain is water and your right brain is powder, which will turn into paste when you move.
87, miss, dripping in the left hand solidified into loneliness, falling in the right hand into concern.
88. Where there is a will, there is a way. If we cross the rubicon, 120 Qin Pass will eventually belong to the State of Chu. Hard work will pay off, and unexpected events will happen. Eat your intestines.
89. I am not ashamed to let go.
90. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love.
9 1, I won't frown at anyone you desperately love now.
92. A man pays for his sword, but he refuses to waste his life.
93. No matter whether the ending is perfect or not, my world will not allow you to disappear.
94, high-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation, unrestrained foreign style has depth, crazy cool? Blow up the sky
95. The stronger the ability, the smaller the temper.
96. Save the last sip of water for comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.
97. indisputable-indisputable-life is in vain, not bitter-not tired-life is tasteless.
98. There's no need to flatter yourself to please anyone. Being a man is actually very simple. As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.
99. Crying twice and hanging three times only works for people who love you. If you don't love, you are nothing. It doesn't matter.
100, the cold water you spilled on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back for you. Do not believe, wait and see.
10 1, my position is not the paradise where you put B.
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