A wave of domineering classic quotations against green tea. Elegant copywriting against green tea without any curse words.

1. Have you ever seen a good car with countless spare tires?

2. A broken car needs a spare tire. Idle people like fishing.

3. Both my cat and your horse miss you. I lied to you. I don’t have a cat and you don’t have a horse.

4. You think you are a Ferrari, but you are actually a bus.

5. My dear, I suggest you drink more green tea. If you rise to a higher rank, come and compete with me. If your rank is too low, I have no desire to quarrel with you.

6. Brother, brother, why do you want to lay eggs, sister?

7. Don’t chat today. I see you don’t know how to chat. I’ll give you two yuan and go to the supermarket to buy a cup of green tea to quench your thirst. I see you are quite tired from talking.

8. Can your drama be as little as your appearance and your money?

9. You have to give me face, and it’s polite to talk to you.

10. People like my sister want more than just one man. It’s such a pity to have only one man, why don’t you want a group of them?

11. If you don’t have education, you can learn it. If you are ugly, you can fix it. If you are evil-minded, you can’t rule by law.

12. How can rabbits eat rabbits if they are so cute? Then you might as well stop breathing. There are microorganisms in the air. Just take a breath and they will disappear.

13. My sister did a good job in this scene. It would be a pity not to become an actor, right?

14. Stinky fish and rotten shrimp, no class at all.

15. I heard that soaking your feet in green tea can relieve fatigue. Sister, you are really versatile.

16. You are so bright without even giving you sunshine. Why are you so thick-skinned?

17. When treating you as a human being, please try your best to act like one.

18. Just keep talking. Don’t be so whiny. I can’t stand my temper. You have to be careful.

19. Are you afraid that my girlfriend will mind? I'm sorry. She is so stingy and deserves to be liked by me.

20. If you regard him as a brother, can you call me sister-in-law?

21. You are not in a bad mood, you are in a bad market.

22. Green tea is green tea, and San’er is San’er. How can there be such a nice word as catching up from behind?

23. They are cheap and versatile, but they always think they are high-end goods.

24. Please don’t insult my IQ with your pitiful acting skills.

25. Whatever you grab from me, whatever you grab is what I want.

26. When did my mother give birth to such an outstanding sister like you? Why don’t I know? Should I still call my mother and ask her?

27. My sister’s blush is a little light. Do you want me to touch it up with my hand?

28. You look like a QR code. I really don’t know what it is unless you scan it.

29. You say you are in your prime and eighteen years old, but I think you look like you are eighty and you still have the nerve to pretend to be a 00s kid here.