Classic sentences that satirize others

The classic sentence that satirizes others is 1 1. Falling flowers deliberately follow the running water, and the running water loves falling flowers mercilessly.

2. I am not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

Give you some sunshine, and you will be brilliant. Give you a little flood, and you will flood. Give you some color, and you will open a dye house.

4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

Usually, women say to men, "I am not suitable for you." In fact, it means that no one will be suitable for you.

6. The villain has no knot and abandons it. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

7. Live well, because we will die for a long time.

8. Optimistic about the future and pessimistic about people's hearts.

9. Your charming eyes make me intoxicated; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.

10 After all, this is not a beloved society, so you'd better restrain yourself.

1 1, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will hurt without me.

12 Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

13, I am tea, you are water, come and soak me!

14, the villain is shameless, and he values profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

15, I love you, but I dare not say, I am afraid I will die soon.

16, when the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away the world that belongs to you.

17, I am tempted when I see a beautiful woman, and my sweet words deceive my heart.

18, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

19, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !

20. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

2 1, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

22. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

23. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

24. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

25. What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.

26. I love you, just as mice love rice, small fish love shrimp and cats love goldfish. Love is precious, but life is more expensive.

27. Being handsome is a ghost. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

28. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

29. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

30. The fewer enemies or confidants, the safer.

3 1, telling lies with real names in practice and telling the truth with pseudonyms in collection.

32. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

33. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

34. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

36. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.

37. You are really a tree. How simple is it?

38. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

39. Advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent.

4 1, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

42. A slap on the wall won't button it.

43. I see your hypocrisy and irresponsibility in my eyes and keep it in my heart.

44. I am not good, but you are rubbish.

45, don't say I ignore you, I didn't face you at all.

46. I don't remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

47. I can't imagine where you all come from.

48. I suggest you stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around in the street.

49. People in their sixties and seventies have a stroke, so you can join in the fun.

People like you are really rare in the world!

5 1, uneducated, at least someone should talk, not even people!

52. You have a beautiful woman, a man who loves you, and you are still sick. Are these three things?

53. Your own blx has just broken all over the floor and pricked the feet of passers-by.

54, the hair is gone, dandruff is more prominent!

55. A false heart will not have strong legs.

56. If you can't walk side by side, pretend to pass by.

57. Sometimes, you just don't know yourself. Go back and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face.

58, I like you, I treat you as a baby; I don't like you. What are you?

59. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

60. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

6 1, let's not be ashamed, shall we? I really feel inferior for you.

62. I think people should keep a proper sense of distance, especially people I hate. I suggest that yin and yang should be separated.

63. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

64. Your cerebellum is so developed that it occupies all the space in your brain.

65. It looks very sci-fi and abstract.

66, bring your deception, bring your hypocrisy, give you three seconds to get out of my sister's sight.

67. You are willing to give others toilet paper, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and it is hard to scratch your ass.

68. I usually forget to scold you. You didn't know I was smart and brave until I hit you.

69. I thought people would not be hypocritical like this. Unexpectedly, there is another mask hidden under the mask.

70. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

The classic sentence of satirizing others 2 1, you need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

2, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

I've seen the ugly one, but I've never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

5. Will anyone in the world admit that they are afraid? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "not daring".

6. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

7. I wanted to show my face, but my ass was exposed!

8. Dinner is not everything, and it is absolutely impossible without dinner.

9. The so-called seminar is actually to invite some unscrupulous people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a nondescript meeting.

10, angel's figure, sow's face.

1 1. and so on, when the tide recedes, when you see the mainland coming out of the sea, you will find how many bones are exposed in broad daylight.

12, have you just been struck by lightning or are you about to be struck by lightning?

13, a diploma, seems to have the function of Adam and Eve's lower body leaves, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.

14, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

15. In the eyes of pigs, the stupidest animal in the world may be human.

16, people invented clothes to hide their shame, and then took off their clothes because of fashion. -the relationship between civilization and clothing.

17. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.

18, I feel like a watermelon wants me to roll.

19, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

20. Ask what money is in the world and teach people life and death!

2 1, the stupidest person in the world, using his own experience is not called experience.

22. A person's shortcomings are like a monkey's tail. When he is on the ground, his tail is invisible. Until he climbed the tree, he put his back for the public to see. However, the long tail of this red ass has already existed, which is not a new sign of climbing.

I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

I think I found a dinosaur.

25. All women who can do their best have the symbol of a lady.

26. The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

27. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

28. It seems-I don't need to say how excited she was.

29, don't think that you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

30. When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make new friends.

3 1, you look very refreshing!

32. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

33. There are too many people telling lies, too few telling the truth and too many telling lies in this circle. Everyone is used to saying things in a roundabout way, but I can't. I can't do it.

34. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!

35, the head and others, have the ability, no temper; Second-class, capable and tempered; The last person is incompetent and has a big temper.

36. Love is not the whole of life. At the age of 20, you should know that it is only a part of life. Every day, a man trapped by love, even a woman will despise him.

The rich will say that poverty is a kind of wealth.

38. Many people can't afford to buy a house because the house price is too low. () Many people can't afford to go to school because the tuition is still very low. When the house price is high, developers will have more money to build houses, and more houses will naturally be cheaper; With more tuition fees, schools will have more money to give scholarships, so that more poor people can go to school on scholarships.

39. Your singing is so beautiful that I jumped off the building.

40. There are too many cattle people, and too few people can realize their shortcomings.

4 1, can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.

42. People like you can only live two episodes in a drama.

43. The harm of angular is that it is convenient for others to pick you up.

44. Only icing on the cake, who wants to give charcoal in the snow?

45. Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, while stealing many people's ideas is research.

46. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the presidential suite!

47, the anger of the husband, grab the land with the head.

48. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

49. Loneliness in life; Ideal cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

Anyone can write dozens of modern poems a day as long as they are shameless.

Classic sentence of satirizing others 3 1. Well, it's really tiring to get along with people who don't have emotional intelligence and owe money. This is not what we should bear, but there is nothing we can do. Some things are just so helpless.

2. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of your life, you cook, you do laundry, you do housework, you are rejected, and your children are still you. Good morning!

The most important thing in life is not what you have lost, nor what you haven't got yet, but what you have at the moment. You don't care about the past, just want to laugh for the rest of your life.

4, even if you can't understand your heart, you don't have to try to figure it out; People who can't see clearly are far away, so don't bother to guess.

5, everything goes with the fate, do not embarrass yourself, do not force others. Don't argue for natural peace, have no desire or desire, of course, be at leisure, and you can enjoy happiness with a broad heart.

6. A simple and rude proposal of marriage really caught people off guard. There is plenty of time. Please give me some advice for the rest of my life.

7. It is easy for people to analyze and judge others according to their inner thoughts.

8. It was not until you left that I found that I fell in love with someone I shouldn't have loved.

9. They didn't win the game in diamond cut diamond all afternoon.

10, think about the days with you. Like a movie, the rest of my life is really short. I believe I will cherish everything.

1 1. At work, you should use the pressure of performance to stimulate yourself to catch up with the example.

12, my honey, his arsenic, these three views are inconsistent, there is no way to integrate, we can only seek common ground while reserving differences, if we can't find common ground, we can only communicate less.

13 but the peak of happiness is lost and confused after all.

14, instead of worrying about the future, it is better to seize the known and go forward bravely.

15, be an elegant and brave person, don't force yourself.

16, in loneliness, people should dare to sing loudly in melancholy even if they are overwhelmed by troubles.

17, without hard work, how can your talent be worthy of your willfulness?

18, Bu Jue Meng, another year. For the rest of my life, you have me.

19, I hope that in this life, you wake up early, you sleep late, and you will be all your life, so this different wedding will only belong to you.

20, the three views are inconsistent, saying too much is nonsense.

2 1, I was born and raised in the south, and I have been to different places when I was in your hands.

22. On one occasion, he planned to make a small wooden gun and arm himself.

23. After tonight, let's forget the past. The night is still long, and so is the rest of our lives. We need to save some strength to wait again, and so on.

24, the rest of my life is very long, I want to hold your hand and stay with you; Life is long, I want to hold your arm and watch the sunset with you.

25. For the rest of my life, be a quiet and mature person and know that I am the best. Maturity, we know that time and silence are the best medicine to cure all wounds.

26. It's boring to talk to people with different views. I want to smash my mobile phone in minutes.

If I really can because of you, my heart is full of honey-like sweetness.

28. Happiness lies in the bright sunshine, meeting you one hundred times brighter than the sunshine.

29, unwilling to be friends, afraid to be lovers, this is the farthest distance in the world.

30. I am not a saint, I will love someone humbly.

3 1, people with different views will never stay for life. Spending a comfortable time with people who are not tired is what I want most for the rest of my life.

I thought I could face it bravely, but my tears betrayed me and said I would forget everything about you.

33. Prayer with actions can make God understand better than words.

34. Two people have different views and are stubborn, so they can't change themselves to cater to each other. Being together is difficult and tiring.

35. If the three views don't agree, why make do? We cannot please others. Why don't we live a better life?

36. I really hope that when you laugh, you can sit next to someone who laughs with you.

37. There is always someone who can understand everything about me, and then unswervingly continue to stand by me and say to me, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

38. Some people are inherently unsociable. It is not that they are not good, but that they have different views and cannot be integrated.

39. The rest of your life is long. May you embrace yourself and strive to grow. There is sunshine in your eyes and magnanimity in your smile. Don't let good wishes accumulate dust in the years. Good Night!

40. Don't stand out, don't make noise, and don't force yourself. Be an outdated person and stare at people's hearts.

4 1, others are complaining, we are changing, so we are better.

42. Time determines who we meet, and three views determine who we stay. Three views fit, and Wan Li loves each other. Three views disagree, lovers talk more than half a sentence.

43. Friend, there is no need to insist. If you are congenial, you will really get along well. Leave if you don't like it. The road is opposite to the sky, you have to go your own way.

44, courage is not big enough, and the ability is strong!

45. Only by paying attention to today can the power of self-motivation be endless.

46. Happiness is in the left hand, memories are in the right hand, and flowers are unbeaten.

47. The past has passed and the future has arrived. Shake hands with time and make peace with time. Wish the rest of my life, live up to the fleeting time, live up to myself and respect myself.

48. You like to eat roadside snacks, and I like to eat exquisite dishes. This is not a disagreement.

49. Every single girl doesn't necessarily have a high vision, but she wants to give her life to a man. This action for men really needs careful consideration, and it depends on people and more on the heart. People with different views can't get married, and people who don't have a chance with you, no matter how much you tell them, are nonsense. Your presence can awaken all the feelings of the people who are destined for you.

50. Sometimes you have never experienced a thing, and you can't deeply understand that feeling. Even if you put yourself in someone else's position, you can't feel 100%. No common goal, no common goal, no common goal, no common goal. Not afraid of losing, most afraid of not even being qualified to lose. Do your best.