Copywriting suitable for friends circle

Interesting copywriting suitable for friends circle.

1. What if you get old without getting married?

I have been happy all my life, and I deserve the miserable last few days.

2. As long as I am useless.

No one can use me.

The dream is to have more than one full house every year.

Every day, the balance is insufficient.

I am willing to praise you.

Because I'm so fake.

Not that you're really awesome.

You don't even know how good I am in bed.

I can lie down all day without eating or drinking.

6. I dare not associate wheat with you, because I am afraid that you will hear me pedal for three rounds, and I am even more afraid that you will hear someone ask me how much cardboard is a catty.

7. What bad ideas can I have?

I just want to get rich for nothing.

8. It doesn't matter if your boyfriend makes a mistake

Just pour him a cup of hot water and let him do it.

9. Eat more beef hot pot, or those who promised to be a cow and a horse to repay you in their last life will have no meaning in reincarnation.

10. I am not interested in you.

Don't return my messages. Okay, I'm in love.

1 1. The singer said at the concert that "the next song is for everyone", which is actually wrong, because we bought tickets, not gifts.

12. Others add friends everywhere: raising fish and chatting.

I add friends everywhere: so that someone can help me forward the water drops when I raise them in the future.