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A beloved watch. I knew it.

First, why should we work hard to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with people. They wear Cartier and you wear rubber bands.

Second, first-class passengers can board the plane first, VIp in the bank can queue up, and the most expensive seat for the concert is also the best. The world has never been equal, and how special you are.

Third, society is like a tree full of monkeys. Looking up is full of ass, looking down is full of smiling faces, and looking left and right is full of eyes and ears.

Fourth, when you grow up, you find that sometimes you are telling the truth, and you should apologize to others because you poked the truth. So if you want to live a smooth life, please always take your brain with you.

When you learn to refuse others and learn to answer blows with blows, they will respect you and even fear you. The more experience, the more I believe that there is nothing wrong with ruthlessness.

Sixth, third, beautiful, fourth, pleasing. The government always recognizes the original match.

Seven, human nature, is ugly, can not stand the test. You think those people you have helped will at least show sympathy when you are in trouble, but often these people are the easiest to hit people when they are down and out. -Yang Jialing's red coral necklace.

Eight, human nature is like this, showing off inferiority and lacking love. Showing off means nothing but proving one's guilty conscience.

Nine, the four most useless things in the emotional world: regret after breaking up, care after not loving, kindness with high self-esteem and low IQ.

Ten, no money, why maintain your family, stabilize your love, and contact your friendship. With your mouth? Stop it, everyone is busy!

Talk about the mood of wearing braces, talk about wearing braces and making friends.

1. After wearing braces, eat nothing but water for three meals. After dinner, I made a cup of matcha frappuccino to satisfy my appetite.

2. Wear braces and punch in for two days. Are you sleepy? Bite your teeth when you are sleepy. Does it taste really sour? Eat or choose porridge like a groundhog. I hope I can get used to it soon and look forward to the next record.

After such a long period of psychological preparation, I was told that this wisdom tooth could not be pulled out and needed orthodontics. Should I be happy or sad? I don't want to wear braces.

4. Orthodontic braces 1 1 day, I am used to eating liquid food, my teeth are completely abnormal, and I grind my teeth almost every day.

5. My gums hurt! Toothless suit separator hurts! Eating hurts and I want to hit someone.

6. I've been wearing braces for almost two months, and the little tiger's teeth have been worn off.

7. Who said wearing braces would make you look thin! Because brushing teeth is too much trouble, I cherish the time of eating, and the amount of food per meal is twice as much as before. I still underestimated the temptation of food to me.

8. Now I regret that I used to wear braces to smooth the tiger's teeth.

9. Toothache Wearing braces on the fifth day, you can only drink porridge. It's so annoying, I want to take it off at once.

10. The advantage of wearing braces is that you wake up every day as a brand-new self.

1 1. Again, I didn't expect braces to be so ugly.

12. Since wearing braces, it's like a ghost. You have to practice how to laugh and prepare for taking off your braces.

13. On the 68th day of wearing braces, the upper teeth were obvious. After the teeth that had been closed together were pulled out, the cavities were exposed. After a while, all the teeth can be filled.

14. Day of wearing braces 143: I had a toothache after drinking cold water these two days, and the doctor asked me to rest. By the way, I asked how long it would take, and he said a little over a year.

15. After wearing braces for more than a year, my teeth look much better, and my side looks much better, that is, my terrible braces face is coming, my temples are sunken and my laws are deep.

16. Your skin is in a super good mood recently. You must wear braces after marriage.

17. Wearing braces is too tiring, damn it, Invisalign is too much trouble. It's still a headache to wear braces and remove them. Whatever. Any beautiful woman will do. Maybe I'll be old and beautiful in half a year. It is worth it!

18. The first day of wearing braces 176. I wonder if my tongue is numb. I don't feel sick today. Work makes me forget the pain and immerse myself in greater pain.

19. For people who wear braces, eating corn can only be cut into small pieces to be a pig girl who is not so delicate.

20. I'm going to see the dentist in a couple of days and ask the doctor if he wants to wear braces. My mother said that my front teeth seemed to protrude.

2 1. It's really a pity to wear braces. Can't eat all kinds of hard things. I really want to eat peaches, but I dare not bite them. I will try to eat hard after I take off my braces!

22. My eldest daughter has been wearing braces for almost a year. The two small tiger teeth are not crooked, and the lower row of teeth begin to become neat. Teeth should be corrected in time.

23. I tried to gain weight 10 kg, and I lost 3 kg after wearing braces for three days. I must keep the flesh on my face, I don't want to change my face!

24. It is really important to set a small goal to achieve free oral health dental treatment. You should start wearing braces in the future.

25. Experienced the daily life that every child with braces has to face, rummaging through the trash can. I really threw a pack of paper casually, but unfortunately I only found half of it, and the other half was replaced by the next pair in advance. I won't eat any more today.

I went to the dentist for more than four hours today. Is there any crime in stomatology that I haven't suffered? Extraction of wisdom teeth, root canal therapy, grinding teeth, wearing braces and nailing bones once scared my period.

27. Wearing braces on the first day, I can't sleep sour, blue and thin mushrooms.

28. Every time I visit the supermarket, I will stay in the snack area for a long time. However, a voice in my heart repeatedly said to me: you can't bite, and then brush your teeth after eating. Wear braces for half a year, still trying to adapt!

29. I have been wearing braces for more than a month, and my teeth are getting bigger and I feel soft, and I haven't eaten well. Life is meaningless.

30. I've been wearing braces for a whole week, but now I feel I can't wrap them up.

3 1. Since wearing braces, my most dream is to lose my teeth.

32. I really can't do it. Life suggests not wearing braces. It turned out that the doctor said that the suture would be so painful that I couldn't ignore it. I really live a porridge life.

33. Why do you wear braces? I must be bewitched.

Talking about Daquan in a bad mood: others' love is happiness, mine is tragedy.

1, man, the dream is broken, lost, desperate and awake.

2. That firework is not my own scenery, just as what you gave is not the love of two people.

3. I am angry with the sky and have countless tears. Why should I pretend I can't?

The bravest thing in the world is to listen to your love with a smile.

In this way, we haven't changed. Although time has passed, the constant is the promise. We may not want to believe it, but this is the truth.

6. Others' love is happiness, mine is tragedy.

7, forget it, forget those beautiful things, end it, end the sadness that should not be there.

8. Innocent beauty, just too beautiful. Let Song speechless, just too sad.

9. Flowers bloom on the other side and tears flow into the sea. We can't go back to the past, but we are both afraid of losing each other, so we dare not say those two words easily.

10, because of desperate love. So, I'm hurt all over.

1 1, I'm sorry, I didn't keep my promise and waited for you all my life.

12, if love can be forgotten, it will be in the next life. If righteousness can be denied, I think it is evil. Who doesn't want to change the doomed and who can forget it?

13, I can love you for one day, but I will forget you forever!

14, we are in the desperate struggle of time, but we can't reach our destiny in the end.

15, how can I forget my love for you, leaving me alone to keep the old dream? The deeper you get, the more you love, the more it hurts.

16, you are like a hedgehog. When I held you and blood dripped on you, you said I hurt you, but you didn't know the blood was mine.

17, I love you, love the whole past, but now it has become a past.

18, she must have given up her struggle, otherwise she would be so confused that she left an ugly smoke scar on her white arm.

19, some scars are scratched on the heart, and even a slight stroke can't erase them.

20. If I forget to give you a promise and don't ask you for a promise, it should be because we dare not think too much, or everyone knows that some words are just for saying.

2 1, loving you is my wishful thinking; Missing you is my helplessness;

22. True love is beautiful only in myth.

23. When tears came down, I realized that separation is another kind of understanding.

24. Love, like pi, is endless.

25. I let go, I gave up my seat, I was free and easy. Who knows how much I hate it. I loved it so much that I didn't cry or say anything.

I know you still love me deeply, but you gave up so easily.

27, blindly pay, but finally heartbreaking.

28. All the people I love leave me slowly with time.

Looking at your happiness, you don't know how much my heart hurts, but I still have to accept it with a smile.

30. Where are all the people who say they love you now?

3 1, the person who once loved me, now I also love him, but he has his love.

32. Don't cry for anyone. Since I don't love, why bring disgrace to oneself?

33. I used to feel bad for you, but now I feel sad for you.

34, the annual rings are progressive, and when I look back, I know that the gentle smile should have been cherished.

35. Shuttle through the world without roads, ignorance comes to your side, disturbing your shallowness.

36. Over the years, what we have seen is an incision in memory.

Walking at a busy intersection, what you can see is a cold face and a pair of hurried feet.

38. Flowers bloom at night. Facing the youth of the past, I picked up the withering.

39. People who have dreams will pursue it even though they know that it will be freezing tomorrow and the road will be long and Xiu Yuan is Xi.

40. When the turbulent years rush to the other side, like a disaster, we can't escape.

4 1, you can't see my old age in your world, and you can't see your smile in my perspective.

42. Give me a smile when I am eager to smile, and give me a hug when I am eager to hug. This is what I call happiness.

43. More than half of the years have passed, and we find that we can never go back to the beginning or the end.

44. When the pale memory is swallowed up by the whole time, all that remains is a shell.

You gave me a warm candlelight, but I took it as the sun.

46. The time of circulation explains the vicissitudes of our youth.

47. We always grieve for old feelings and waste new tears.

48. When our youth is lost in the silent time, we know that all that remains is melancholy.

49. When I missed him lonely and melancholy that year, he also missed this person.

50. How many green faces have escaped into this empty time in this fleeting time?

5 1, when you are alone, you have mixed feelings; When you are in a group of people, the hypocritical face is happy.

You say you like him very much, but you are just a burden in his heart.

53. Don't be lost because of separation. People who love you can't bear to grieve for you.

54. The person deeply rooted in your heart will never be me.

Do you know how hard it is for me to see you pretending not to know each other?

56. Your departure only made me realize that I am a man with nothing.

57. You are just my innocent past, and I am just a chapter of your fornication.

58. You are just an illusion. When you come to reality, you will disappear.

I can't let go of my dignity, my personality and you.

60. Whose heart did the tears hurt? When I wandered alone, my heart broke all over the floor.

6 1, you will never understand, but my devotion to you breaks my heart.

Since you think I'm so gullible, keep cheating.

63. Why do I have to separate from the love that has been guarded for so long?

I know you will leave sooner or later, but please understand my sincerity to you.

I could betray the whole world for you, but you betrayed me for her.

66. I'm just a redundancy in love. I hold you, but I'm afraid of losing you.

Listening to music and thinking about our love, who can know the sadness in my heart?

68. Time can make us become strangers gradually, just as we don't know each other now.

69. It used to be said that vows of eternal love have now become irrelevant.

70. You never let me into your eyes. Even when I left you, you didn't look at me again.

7 1, we have fallen in love, why have you never cared more about me?

72. I know he doesn't love me, and my contribution is only my self-love.

73. I never know how to forget him. Until now, I still think of him inadvertently.

74. Memories are like air. They are so real, but they can never be grasped.

75. I have never been in your heart, so I don't want to hear redundant explanations.

Dai Sheng's famous saying

Dai Sheng's famous saying

1, selfish country, not seeking wealth. hoopoe

2, there is no sign and no faith. Dai Sheng's The Doctrine of the Mean

3. Parrots can talk without birds. Orangutans can talk without leaving animals. Today, people are rude Although they can talk, they are not rude to animals. Husband is rude to animals. Therefore, father and son get together. This is the work of a saint. It teaches people to be polite. It lets people know that they are different from animals. Dai Sheng's Book of Rites Quli

You won't be long. You can't follow your desires. You can't be ambitious. You can't be happy.

5, teach, grow well, save gains and losses. Dai Sheng's The Book of Rites. Learning record

6, understand his heart, and then you can teach him to lose. hoopoe

7. Dai Sheng's "Book of Rites" emphasizes weight, knowledge, sincerity, integrity, self-cultivation, keeping the family in order, governing the country and leveling the world (eight eyes of Confucianism).

8, disrespectful, considerate, steady and peaceful!

9. Teaching and learning learn from each other. Dai Sheng's Book of Rites

10, studying alone without friends is ignorance. Dai Sheng's Book of Rites

1 1. Everything is ready, but it is useless if it is not prepared. It means that whatever you do, you must succeed ahead of time, or you will fail. Dai Sheng's The Doctrine of the Mean

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13, fortunately, there are three things, honor your loved ones, and secondly, bear the burden of humiliation and support. Dai Sheng's Book of Rites

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