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Tell me in the middle of July, will you suddenly appear and give me a real hug?

1, if I miss you once, I don't feel bad. I think there should be a lot of people doing, loving and giving. How can I not think about it? I love you, although we can't be together, let my thoughts take me with you! Let me miss you ... 2. I have been thinking that you will suddenly appear and give me a real hug!

Although I don't contact you, I will still miss you. Although you are on WeChat, I will still miss you. Every message you send has nothing to do with me, but I will still think of myself. I miss you, you know?

For a person who can't go back, a person who is determined to leave, it is an interruption. I dreamed about you last night. I still long for everything about you. Have you ever thought about me?

I waited for a long time, and finally the news hurt more than when we broke up. I said hate or something. Chatting with friends and asking about you. I choose not to mention it and tell everyone that I don't like you anymore, but I can't hide it from myself after all.

6. Although the time is short, you left me a good memory. Although we can't be together, let me miss you again.

7. If I can hold your hand again, I think it will only be after the next dusty day.

8. Looking back 500 years, this life has passed, and a word of fate contains many variables and accidents. This is fate, so cherish it!

9. I dare not stop working every day, because I am afraid to miss you, knowing it is impossible, but I still can't help thinking.

10, let me be willful again, just once. If it still doesn't work this time, I'll listen to my parents' arrangement, go home and find a marriage-oriented object and lead a dull life.

1 1, and so on, I still can't bear it. The first thing to wake up before going to bed is to miss you.

12, I still miss her so much that I dare not disturb her for fear of affecting her life. Obviously, I wanted to find you regardless, but I forgot later.

13, missing is a disease, and I am used to the feelings of drifting away! Cherish the people you love and cherish the days when two people are together! In love, actually quarreling is also a kind of happiness!

14, in front of you, I obviously care, but I pretend it doesn't matter. The more I want to forget it, the more I remember it. Looking at the back of your departure, I really want to rush over and hug you for a long time.

15, when I forced myself to let go, you just appeared in my dream.

16, I still can't turn around and leave. We leave each other less identities. Let me stay with you for a while, and I will get out of this situation as soon as possible. I hope everyone will not force each other, and I hope everyone is well.

17, no matter how long we are apart, I hope to be a better person, because only in this way can I take care of myself and others. Everyone has regrets. Let's move forward with warm memories. Forget the past and live a good life.

18, it is only in hot summer that we can be close. I have been here all the time, but there is no trace of you, just thinking.

19, familiar street, familiar place, strange you. . I don't know why we have come this far, but I miss you again. Maybe giving up is also a kind of growth!

Nice to meet you, but it's a pity to meet you. Hey, I miss you again.

In mid-April, talking about Daquan is funny.

The latest funny story in mid-April

1. If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.

2. The flower of the motherland, I stepped on one when it bloomed.

Someone sent a note in class, and I really wanted to beat him when I saw the content. It said: Are you there?

4. Baidu, I heard that you know everything. Let me ask you, do you know me?

People who say good night to bed often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

6. I just received a text message from my girlfriend. She said she was going to break up with me. When I was sad, she sent another short message: Sorry, I sent it wrong.

7. White Horse … Where the hell are you! Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me?

8. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

9. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

10. These days! Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon and wages are in line with Africa!

1 1. Now I know that the original "ATM" on ATM is the initial capital of Altman English.

12. I was unhappy at first. When I was unhappy, I stopped studying. I became happy when I stopped studying. When you are happy, the day goes by.

13. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

14. My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "He", and later they broke up and became "It". ...

15. I am for sale: smart, lively and lovely, youthful and energetic, cheap and innocent.

16. Yesterday at noon, I received a short message: Please deposit the money into this account XXX. I'll come back in half an hour: I have credited 5000 yuan, please check it. The next day, I received: "I have been to the bank three times, you liar."

17. A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man yellower than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

18. The beauty was robbed by the post-80s, the status was occupied by the post-70s, and the money was earned by the post-60s. What do we have after 90?

19. W: What do you think of sex? M: No, but there are many ways to do it.

20. A little girl once said to me: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

2 1. In order to attract business, the hot pot city wrote a sentence on the billboard: "Self-help hot pot, children under the height of 1 meter, each 30 yuan is free." My aunt in kindergarten was very excited after reading it. Holding 30 yuan's money, she led 50 children in her class to Hotpot City.

Inspirational talk in mid-August. When you are mature, you can make up. May you get what you want.

Self-control is the foundation of all success. Many people's self-control ability is forced by life, and some people have this ability since childhood.

At the beginning of maturity, diligence can make up for the shortcomings. May you get what you want.

Only by maintaining humility and learning attitude in the successful stage can we go further in the future.

Knowing the world and being unsophisticated is the kindest maturity.

I know what I want, but I never get it, son. Isn't it a little

Real maturity is knowing that you can't get what you want, and you can keep a cool mind. In the cultural background of China, we should be careful of the harm caused by modesty. Many times, a person's modesty is to let others praise him, to give each other face, and to show that they dare not take responsibility, and at the same time, they can find the hypocrisy of human nature.

He only takes one look at you, and you can think of your next generation.

I don't think even a relationship is suitable. Always say yes and be a good person all day, you big head ghost. From experience, it is common for lovers to say that they are good when they need to wronged girls. I'm not good at all.

The two people who are most afraid of falling in love are finally long-lost brothers and sisters.

Fortunately, the old aunt didn't go into the oil and salt, and laughed at the boy's routine.

One of the top ten illusions in life is whether he likes me or not.

Like a person for a year. Today, he told me that he likes me. Is he sincere?

Don't flirt if you don't like it, or I like you and you hate me.

He said my voice was the best, he said it was the best, he said it was the cutest, he said it was good-tempered, he said it was the most obedient, he said he loved Shanshan, and he said everything.

Ambiguous drag on for so long, things are finally clear.

Will girls from all over the world get used to fast-paced men in love rat? No, pick up girls. He just doesn't want you to think he's shallow.

I have been secretly in love with a boy for two years, and I have always been very ambiguous about him. I really want to confess to him, but I have the courage, and I'm afraid I can't even be friends in the end. . . But is there pure friendship between men and women?

He just sent you a withered flower. Maybe he just happened to guess what you said in your heart. "just" flower porridge

Being yelled at by a person for eight years, he married someone else and I married someone else. Later I learned that love is never just talk. My husband, who fell asleep in the middle of the night and tucked me in, made me believe in love again.

Many boys will send a wrong signal to girls ~

I don't want to rub her head and say, be good and be stupid, because suddenly one day you leave, and you really don't want anyone to rub it anymore. At that time, he touched my head and said, good boy, the deer in my heart hit it, but my heart is still clear. Since then, he has been trapped in his world, but he ... doesn't like it.

In fact, it is a habit for girls to be immune to this kind of teasing after experiencing some things. Therefore, if a girl experiences these things from another angle, it may not be a bad thing. After all, it can increase her emotional experience and better cultivate her immunity to love rat. ...

Ambiguity really gets people deeper and deeper. What should I do? ...

My heart hurts tonight. Where should I go? What should I do?

It doesn't matter if you can wake up and catch a cold.

Give me a hug and talk about it.

Give me a hug and talk about it.

(a) tired, tired of telling others that it will never help, a person hiding in the corner to give himself a hug, tomorrow is sunny me.

(2) Give yourself a smile and give life a hug.

(3) How long can a hug and a walk together every day make love ferment into intoxicating wine? A word of concern every day: or coquetry eyes; Just pay attention for how long, man.

(4) One day, a potato married a cactus by mistake, and they bumped into each other for n years. The potato was scarred, but it persisted. Finally, one day, the potato couldn't stand it and left the cactus. Later, the potato met cotton, and every hug of cotton to the potato was so warm, and the potato's heart was warm. At this time, the potato realized that if you want to get warm, you don't insist and endure hard, but choose the right one, and it will become very relaxed and happy. Pay, also have to meet grateful people. Sincerity, you have to meet a willing heart. Modesty, you have to meet people who cherish you.

Maybe this is the reality. Don't expect too much. It will inevitably disappoint you. Finally, you should give yourself a hug.

(6) Take a breath in the dead of night and relax completely, so that you can be alone with yourself for a while, comfort yourself and think about something. I really want to give myself a hug. I am really tired. Good night, Zhuang Zhuang, love yourself!

(7) Every hug of long-distance love is a silent explosion of Qian Qian's 10,000 sentences of grievances and thoughts. I love you very much, but I don't want to fall in love with the phone.

If you are sad, go to bed early. You have to work tomorrow. People always have to rely on themselves. This sentence is valid at any time. Give yourself a hug.

(9) It is better to affirm yourself than to envy others. Shallow envy, boring comparison and clumsy imitation will only make you live in the shadow of others all day. Tired and sad, just squat down and give yourself a hug. Because no one in this world can always sympathize with you and pity you. You cried, tears are your own; You are in pain, and no one can feel it. Then you have to smile with tears.

If one day you and I meet, or in the street or alley, or in the coastal youth hostel, or in the loneliest Gobi Desert, please come to me with the most touching tears at the bonfire party, with the good rain in early spring and the gift of knowing the season, and with the firm eyes across the sea, give me a hug and kiss, and then tell me that I have been looking for you for so long and finally met you in the rest of my life.

(1 1) Life. When you grow up, this society will see through and cry; If you don't know how to make others do things. Give yourself a hug and feel sad. You must be strong, even if you have been hurt, you should be calm.

(12) Busy people only see work and customers. I don't have my own time. Sometimes I am so sleepy and tired that I just want to lie down and close my eyes. It's good to have a good sleep. Time is the best medicine. Give yourself a hug.

(13) Without activity, life equals lethargy; Without thinking, life is blind obedience; Without control, life equals destruction; Without happiness, life is equal to solidification. Every day is so full. Give yourself a hug!

At the beginning of June, I was very busy at first, but there was no good result. This is a kind of negative energy that I have never had before, but I am really exhausted. Few people know you, just give yourself a hug.

Father's Day is coming. In kindergarten, give dad a small gift, a hug and a small kiss. Happy Father's Day! Full of happiness! ! ! Son, mom and dad love you forever.

(16) The meeting of bosom friends is not in the sea of people, but in the heart; A bosom friend is not around, but in words. Understanding in the heart is worth a thousand words; Spiritual identity transcends the secular world. Although a hug is virtual, it moistens the eyes; A call, though far away, is shocking. Qian Shan can't stop the meeting of hearts, and the passage of time can't change the eternal faith. The end of the world is close at hand; Love is in the ink, love is in the heart.

Thank you for walking alone against the wind and snow, for not being understood, for not giving up on yourself, for learning to give yourself a hug, and then walking stronger and braver in this world.

Learn to put away your edges and corners, or you will hurt yourself while stinging others. Give yourself a hug and tell yourself you can.

(19) seeing off the youngest one in the dormitory and the one who knows me best, I sighed in the dormitory, and he knew how I felt. Finally, I endured my tears for a long time, but I was disappointed by a small hug. I didn't dare to be seen, so I left secretly. Let's go, take care of yourself and do more exercise.

(20) Happiness is actually very simple. When you are lost, when you are sad, when you are in tears, I will come to your side and give you a hug without hesitation.

You will come and give me a hug! Happiness, you are not brave, when I am lost, no one will be strong for you ~

Libra is actually a bit lazy and likes to stay in bed. Libra is actually not very good and likes to make trouble. Libra will be quiet and indifferent in front of strangers, presumptuous and overbearing in front of acquaintances, and like to laugh without image. Libra is occasionally depressed. When a friend asks Libra what's wrong, Libra will only say nothing. In fact, Libra just feels tired. Libra just needs a hug.

Physical and mental exhaustion is asking for it. Don't force others to love you. Give yourself a hug and say you love yourself.

(24) In fact, some problems really can't be solved by a hug. It was fine at that time, but the acne still existed later. Now I feel more and more like it, it is better to find a suitable one, because the suitable person has a high degree of fit in many aspects, and I haven't met anyone in three years. On the contrary, the love established between them is just worn to pieces and really tired.

(25) I always use the good side to cover up the bad side and always show my strength in front of others, but no one can understand the loss behind me. A lot of times I really just want to hug. I am really not as strong as I look.

26. Life is actually very simple. Many times we just need a comforting word, a caring word, a positive look and a hug.

(27) The most regrettable thing is that you can't even say it to your face when you leave; The biggest mistake is not willing to put down face and give yourself a chance; What a hug or a kiss can solve turns out to be a stranger without any explanation.

Li Shu left today. He has been diagnosed with cancer for less than two months, so he doesn't have to suffer. Aunt often says that he has been a good man all his life and has nothing to report. He also suffered so much, childish and unfair. Yes, it is really unfair. In our daily growth, we have to face all kinds of where you will go, which is the most common and cruel. My dearest friend, I don't want to say anything to comfort you. I want to cry with you. If we can be strong together. Father's Day the day after tomorrow, Uncle Li, you can't wait. Please go all the way. Today's sun is really big, and it makes you breathless!

(29) I used to type a lot of words and organize the language for a long time. I was going to complain to someone, but now I don't want to say anything but give myself a hug.

(30) The better a woman is, the less likely she will be pursued, because they just want to find the right person and don't want to kill innocent people, so they always refuse to have sex. The better men are, the more passive they may be, because they know nothing about romance except silent love. If you love a woman, please give her a hug. If you love a man, please give him some motivation. Because good men lack encouragement and good women lack love.

(3 1) The Wolf Boy's 45-year wait only brought him a hug, which is another movie with an unacceptable ending.